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L1berty_wind last year
我不能伤害并不代表我让别人伤害

Forever Alone 11 years ago
Find evidence against him and get him arrested

Manu2504 10 years ago
If my parents (old people) were dying for some illness or accident I let the guy kills them not to let them suffer.

bxballer 11 years ago
NO I LOVE MY PARENTS

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago
This has Batman written all over it.

AF 9 years ago
Not every time it said that your patents will be killed its Batman.

Ray28G 11 years ago
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radmad 11 years ago
but he could harm you?? child protective services?

Qwertyuiopzxcvbnm 8 years ago
I would press the button if my parents were Deadpool

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago
What?

Kinji Wiegand 13 years ago
Please be Deadpool

FlamingGuitarWizard7646 9 years ago
It isn’t but Deadpool is awesome.
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-------- 9 years ago
Kill your parents in front of a mirror, adopt an animal name you. Problem solved

oOBlakeOo 9 years ago
Am allowed to chose which of my parents or would it be all of them? Also you could simply investigate said person and have the thrown into prison, never having to deal with them again.

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Lock him in a dungeon as that isn't harming him instead he will be left alone forever without food. >B)

Polarize2112 9 years ago
I would hire a bounty Hunter #loopholes

Manu2504 10 years ago
BATMAAAAAANNNNNN I LOVED THIS QUESTION

lilyanna 11 years ago
WHAT. THE.HECK

CrazyZebra 11 years ago
But I am a crazy zebra! I can do anything I want!

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
U are very crazy my friend

Mark Slocum 13 years ago
It doesn't say anything about whether or not a bullet, Knife, or explosion can harm him. Tie him up, lock him in the trunk of your car, strap some c4 to it and roll it into a ravine.

InfernoBlaze 10 years ago
Just kill him innocently, like lock him in a room and don't give him any food or water, technically that's his BODT giving him harm
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Jonathan Dufour 13 years ago
IM BATMAN

Samantha LeStrange 13 years ago
This was a batman reference until the second half of that sentence...

Ian Grow 13 years ago
Is this parallel world Batman?

brendickle 11 years ago
my parents are dead, and ive got a big guy to throw down with

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago
i think Im the only one who thought of Meg from Apollos Trials instead of batman ;-;

GopherBarney 11 years ago
Batman with a twist

Slimgrady76 10 years ago
Batman!

Mercervirus2.0 12 years ago
get the evidence to convict him

Houseofbrick 9 years ago
Wait... what?

xxXn00bslayerXxx 11 years ago
Batman?

GregoryRJ8 10 years ago
Lure him into harm.

kanker 5 years ago
funne

mr gutsy 11 years ago
I will be able to kill his family 😈

Whale_biologist 10 years ago
So batman but more brooding

Sgsb 6 years ago
I AM THE NIGHT. I will become a symbol. I will become what I fear most. I will become intamacy man

KuyaZakel 11 years ago
No I will not!

Boltscorpiolite_The_Werewolf 9 years ago
Soo... basically become Skulduggery Pleasant?

TheMLGDogeButtonPusher 11 years ago
i just master it with youtube and keep my parents

Jason368 9 years ago
Run away from home.

PhoenixWright 11 years ago
I can't harm him I will make him walk onto a bridge that will break, Done murder sucessfully completed I got him to accidentally die

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago
I can't harm him, but my hired hit man can

ScarletViper 12 years ago
Series of unfortunate events. Lol.

Efutue Fellatrix 11 years ago
I'm Batman

David Cuevas 13 years ago
Pay some one to kill him, but if i press the button i would be the real killer so is a paradox

BackAlleyBanger last year
Batman... is that you?

WeirdMango21 11 years ago
Cant harm him? Why?

WeirdMango21 11 years ago
You cant tell me what to do!

LovelyGalaxy99 9 years ago
One that sounded like batman 2. Tell an assassin that the person is horrible and pull the sob story and that person gets assassinated. Or maybe this person is nice to u

buttwaffleman 11 years ago
maybe you cant hurt him but people you threaten can *smiles a bigger smile than the star Beetlejuice*

dog_eater 6 years ago
if i cant harm him i will kill him. done

Mihay8 11 years ago
If am the greatest detective in the world i ll just go and find the magic elixir to revive them

Bonnie The Bunny 11 years ago
I'm only 8..

WonderWaffle 10 years ago
So why don't you just hire someone else to kill him for you and inherited his money.

Tjones 10 years ago
Hey, it never says you can't convict him and get him in jail
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