Kill your parents in front of a mirror, adopt an animal name you. Problem solved
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oOBlakeOo9 years ago
Am allowed to chose which of my parents or would it be all of them? Also you could simply investigate said person and have the thrown into prison, never having to deal with them again.
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Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
Lock him in a dungeon as that isn't harming him instead he will be left alone forever without food. >B)
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Polarize21129 years ago
I would hire a bounty Hunter #loopholes
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Manu250410 years ago
BATMAAAAAANNNNNN
I LOVED THIS QUESTION
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lilyanna11 years ago
WHAT. THE.HECK
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CrazyZebra11 years ago
But I am a crazy zebra! I can do anything I want!
Hamburger Guy10 years ago
U are very crazy my friend
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Mark Slocum13 years ago
It doesn't say anything about whether or not a bullet, Knife, or explosion can harm him. Tie him up, lock him in the trunk of your car, strap some c4 to it and roll it into a ravine.
InfernoBlaze 10 years ago
Just kill him innocently, like lock him in a room and don't give him any food or water, technically that's his BODT giving him harm
This was a batman reference until the second half of that sentence...
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Ian Grow13 years ago
Is this parallel world Batman?
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brendickle11 years ago
my parents are dead, and ive got a big guy to throw down with
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SansTheSkeleton049 years ago
i think Im the only one who thought of Meg from Apollos Trials instead of batman ;-;
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GopherBarney11 years ago
Batman with a twist
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Slimgrady7610 years ago
Batman!
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Mercervirus2.012 years ago
get the evidence to convict him
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Houseofbrick9 years ago
Wait... what?
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xxXn00bslayerXxx11 years ago
Batman?
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GregoryRJ810 years ago
Lure him into harm.
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kanker5 years ago
funne
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mr gutsy11 years ago
I will be able to kill his family 😈
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Whale_biologist10 years ago
So batman but more brooding
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Sgsb6 years ago
I AM THE NIGHT. I will become a symbol. I will become what I fear most. I will become intamacy man
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KuyaZakel11 years ago
No I will not!
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Boltscorpiolite_The_Werewolf9 years ago
Soo... basically become Skulduggery Pleasant?
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TheMLGDogeButtonPusher11 years ago
i just master it with youtube and keep my parents
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Jason3689 years ago
Run away from home.
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PhoenixWright11 years ago
I can't harm him I will make him walk onto a bridge that will break, Done murder sucessfully completed I got him to accidentally die
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Somerandomwizard10 years ago
I can't harm him, but my hired hit man can
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ScarletViper12 years ago
Series of unfortunate events. Lol.
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Efutue Fellatrix11 years ago
I'm Batman
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David Cuevas13 years ago
Pay some one to kill him, but if i press the button i would be the real killer so is a paradox
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BackAlleyBangerlast year
Batman... is that you?
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WeirdMango2111 years ago
Cant harm him? Why?
WeirdMango2111 years ago
You cant tell me what to do!
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LovelyGalaxy999 years ago
One that sounded like batman 2. Tell an assassin that the person is horrible and pull the sob story and that person gets assassinated. Or maybe this person is nice to u
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buttwaffleman11 years ago
maybe you cant hurt him but people you threaten can *smiles a bigger smile than the star Beetlejuice*
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dog_eater6 years ago
if i cant harm him i will kill him. done
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Mihay811 years ago
If am the greatest detective in the world i ll just go and find the magic elixir to revive them
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Bonnie The Bunny11 years ago
I'm only 8..
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WonderWaffle10 years ago
So why don't you just hire someone else to kill him for you and inherited his money.
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Tjones10 years ago
Hey, it never says you can't convict him and get him in jail
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