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You can beat anybody at anything
but
Your name becomes assface
Next


pegleg9 years ago
just go get a legal name change

BobFaceASDF8 years ago
No need XD
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JimiTTB9 years ago
But that means I can't beat people at having a more appropriate name.

GarrettApplegate8 years ago
Even if it became the most appropriate name... How would you beat someone at having the most INNAPPROPRIATE name???
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gamingcrisis9 years ago
change ur name

Joann Magali Carrizales Duarte12 years ago
IMAGINE HOW MAD THE PERSON ON THE LOSING SIDE WOULD BE "I JUST LOST TO ASSFACE"

Dankmemes418 years ago
Lmao
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Nick Furry9 years ago
If you could beat anyone at anything you could eventually dominate the world and give death penalties to anyone who made fun of your name

Gabrysiovic 9 years ago
You ok?

jackeyboy9 years ago
Downside?😄

loophole finder9 years ago
Beat everyone in the country in the powerball, Go to vegas and win sume huge ass bets and change your name back

KareBearEXO9 years ago
swag, man

Andrew James Polak12 years ago
Gimme a year and "assface" would become a compliment.

Master Fisher9 years ago
yeah assface would be the funniest compliment XD

Slayer225219 years ago
I beat everybody to having an awesome name

kawaikittykat9 years ago
alright.. just dont tell anyone that its not your real name..

TrueDrew9 years ago
Hey, If I always made my team win, hello professional sports!

alexriveraced7 years ago
Congratulations! What"s your name, talented kiddo? "My name is assface! :D"

UGANDANBRUDA7 years ago
Lol just lol

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
You’ll eventually forget it was even an insult and start taking it as a compliment

Kittenlover1018 years ago
*Beats trump at being the greatest president ever* #notatrumpsupporter

TheMultimention8 years ago
Legally change your name back. Done

Fierceclaws8 years ago
You can just change it back

Ironmaster5318 years ago
So, I make infinite money off videogame championships

TheManWhoSpeeksInHands8 years ago
Yes so much

Ties20038 years ago
Just use aan fake name

LNDIBGF9 years ago
You could always go by your middle name or a nick name.

socks2228 years ago
hell ya

Cyros9 years ago
i feel like the rival in Pokemon...

TheUglyTrash7 years ago
-Now what’s his name again? -Assface -What? -Your grandson’s name is Assface
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Ifindloopholes7 years ago
Loophole change your name

ROGUE9 years ago
My skill will make "assface" a compliment

Aktimoose8 years ago
name change and if I can't do that, why do I need to tell anyone my name is assface

freddy foozbear10 years ago
I would like my name assface

Siam2 years ago
Teacher : assface Me: present

Jay Covey12 years ago
hahaha fuck yeah

socks2228 years ago
My nickname can be my real name and no one will ever know its actually Assface. It would only be on my certificate and I'm not just gonna wave it around.

Hutch710 years ago
Go by a nickname. Duh

marycrackers4 years ago
Legally change your name back to your old one kf possible

fuckingidiot9 years ago
Just imagine someone losing "I just lost to an assface" and thne he loses all of his friends because his friends see that he is in fact a noob

JjButtonBoi8 years ago
They would be so mad losing to assface

Bobyyb6 years ago
Legal name change?

Mooawvez9 years ago
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Abigassdalek9 years ago
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Superdino45 9 years ago
Nicknames exist, people! Just get them to give you a nickname

SlenderX8 years ago
omg my graduation paper... or if you became a DR! HAHHAAHAH

socks2228 years ago
DR: Hello Ms Controlla my name in Dr. Assface. I'll be preforming your surgery today. MS: ASSFACE LOL!!! DR: Ms pls calm down. MS: YOUR FACE IS AN ASS! DR: Just... just fucking sedate her...

Michael Bloch12 years ago
beat the gouvernment into changing the meaning of assface to LEGENDARY

CheetahtheBoss8 years ago
Just change yourr name

lemonpie10 years ago
Thats what im called in school or asswipe

yori22311 months ago
"assface just beat me at frisbee golf!" "thats not a vey nice thing to say just cuz you lost" "no, no, thats literally his name"

Darksheer55799 years ago
pretty sure you're gonna get called that on a regular basis anyways so...

Michael Hecox12 years ago
I'd actually rather like that name

DarkJaguar7 years ago
You'll be respected for your skill and you can always have a nickname

bruh420cat9 years ago
Change it back then you can beat anyone with any name you want (even though I wouldn't because assface is a halarious name)

RafDaGuy3 years ago
Just don't tell anyone what your real name is.

Hunter of Hunters9 years ago
My name already is assface :(

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Assface Aubrey Alto? HECK YEAH I"LL PRESS IT!

AngelInTheImpala10 years ago
How about Assbutt?

EddieXtreme8 years ago
I can just change my name. 👍👍👍
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