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59405 (59%) people have pressed this button, while 41574 (41%) did not.
You can beat anybody at anything
but
Your name becomes assface
Next

pegleg 11 years ago
just go get a legal name change

BobFaceASDF 9 years ago
No need XD
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JimiTTB 10 years ago
But that means I can't beat people at having a more appropriate name.

GarrettApplegate 10 years ago
Even if it became the most appropriate name... How would you beat someone at having the most INNAPPROPRIATE name???
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gamingcrisis 11 years ago
change ur name

Joann Magali Carrizales Duarte 13 years ago
IMAGINE HOW MAD THE PERSON ON THE LOSING SIDE WOULD BE "I JUST LOST TO ASSFACE"

Dankmemes41 9 years ago
Lmao
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Nick Furry 10 years ago
If you could beat anyone at anything you could eventually dominate the world and give death penalties to anyone who made fun of your name

Gabrysiovic 10 years ago
You ok?

jackeyboy 11 years ago
Downside?😄

loophole finder 11 years ago
Beat everyone in the country in the powerball, Go to vegas and win sume huge ass bets and change your name back

KareBearEXO 11 years ago
swag, man

Andrew James Polak 13 years ago
Gimme a year and "assface" would become a compliment.

Master Fisher 10 years ago
yeah assface would be the funniest compliment XD

Slayer22521 11 years ago
I beat everybody to having an awesome name

kawaikittykat 11 years ago
alright.. just dont tell anyone that its not your real name..

TrueDrew 11 years ago
Hey, If I always made my team win, hello professional sports!

alexriveraced 8 years ago
Congratulations! What"s your name, talented kiddo? "My name is assface! :D"

UGANDANBRUDA 9 years ago
Lol just lol

ApocalypseGamer 9 years ago
You’ll eventually forget it was even an insult and start taking it as a compliment

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
*Beats trump at being the greatest president ever* #notatrumpsupporter

TheMultimention 9 years ago
Legally change your name back. Done

Fierceclaws 9 years ago
You can just change it back

Ironmaster531 10 years ago
So, I make infinite money off videogame championships

TheManWhoSpeeksInHands 10 years ago
Yes so much

Ties2003 10 years ago
Just use aan fake name

LNDIBGF 10 years ago
You could always go by your middle name or a nick name.

socks222 10 years ago
hell ya

Cyros 10 years ago
i feel like the rival in Pokemon...

TheUglyTrash 8 years ago
-Now what’s his name again? -Assface -What? -Your grandson’s name is Assface
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Catgymnastics25 9 years ago
Loe to everyone that assface is your stage name and your famous

freemind 11 years ago
just get your name changed .-.

12CassieLo12 10 years ago
Doesn't say I can't legally change it...

AyaMayume 11 years ago
Find casino that will let me play high-stakes poker, clean house, repeat.

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
the creator of this button clearly played a pokémon game and gave the rival that exact name and lost many times to the rival

Vallex 9 years ago
You just need to change ur name 😎

Superdino45 11 years ago
And a fight to the death

KEWB 12 years ago
Obvious press. You may laugh at first, but then you get owned by a guy named assface at everything you do.

Ghost_boi 7 years ago
This isn't a downfall, it"s a win win situation.

jake flynn 11 years ago
Change your name back

FurryDouchebag1986 2 years ago
I mean, the name is correct. I love eating horse ass.

jush_the_panda 10 years ago
Can my last name be montana

Rachel Siegel 13 years ago
WOOOOOO HERE COMES ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TrollZore_69 11 years ago
Just go to the town hall and change your name back

xSphere35 9 years ago
Hear me, I prefer to be myself more than being the best of everything but naming me Assface

Xx_Sl4yr_xX 11 years ago
That's a sick name, but if you don't like it, you can change it.

CmerKid 9 years ago
simple-invent a mind changer for them to forget my name

2tbc1887 11 years ago
lol

DMT_BOOTZ 9 years ago
Olympics, here i come!!!!

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H4CK1SB4D 4 years ago
I am assface. Start making a your mama joke beat him

toykatethechicken 10 years ago
I would not care about my name if I can beat anyone at anything.

Sixtoes00 12 years ago
I'll just lie and make a nickname

SuperOCTO9 6 years ago
Yo Dis wot m8

elite king 10 years ago
Change your name

MrCookieman24 9 years ago
Gambling + winning at everything = INFINITE RICHES

Thareeldropdeadfred 11 years ago
Oh so nothing changes

AlexTheGreat 8 years ago
Say it’s pronounced differently. Ex. “Azfasay”

Smoofin 9 years ago
It doesn't say you can't chnage your name
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