Will You Press The Button?

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43613 (46%) 51570 (54%)

43613 (46%) people have pressed this button, while 51570 (54%) did not.

Instantly have exact amount of cash required for any and all vidya purchases in your pocket

but

never have a girlfriend for the rest of your life

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minimegaman0908 months ago

what if you wanna buy a car. how would that much money fit in your pocket? that's why i'm not pressing this

JalenSmith8 years ago

Story of my life....but without the money

hollyskyes10 years ago

what if i'm not lesbian

AdInfinitum8 years ago

Who cares about romantic relationships?

mecray7 years ago

just kidding no"

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Kerno Wango12 years ago

...this is a no brainer for any straight woman or gay man :) win win woo

inputwave3 years ago

or bi/pan

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FriskAnimates7 years ago

Im a straight female, so how bout a boyfriend.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Act like every other female on every other button referring to the reader as a guy and change the dilemma so it actually works! No boyfriend for you.

DawnDusk7 years ago

I'm gay sooo W

Nerdyfangirl578 years ago

I'm a straight woman soooooo

Brandon Ross Sprague12 years ago

Skip girlfriend. Go from dates to wife

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Or skip girlfriend and instead marry

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Letty-Coltman8 years ago

Lel I straight girl

quickstirke8 years ago

I am a GIRL! so I can get a Boyfriend!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Read my response to @FriskAnimates.

Sajan8 years ago

Wife indeed.

LuigiPlayz8 years ago

I don't need a girlfriend cuz i don't hav a life -_- Lik "tis commmeent if u cri evritim

Biohazard_WYPTB8 years ago

what if ur a girl?

CoolChickenNugget7 years ago

lesbians

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Iarewolf9 years ago

Im a girl so......

Crystal675909 years ago

Why are these all from boys' perspectives ;-;

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe10 years ago

ILL HAVE A BOYFRIEND GAY 4 LIFE PINK RAINBIWS AND UNICORNS!q :d

LilyMalfloySimp5 years ago

W E R K

Melissa Joens12 years ago

Go asexuality

Storm23088 years ago

You mean aromantic

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Jamie Lynn Layton12 years ago

that's good im a Christian and a girl. (No h8 to lesbians though)

Adam Douglas Stpierre12 years ago

have a wife.

Nicodemus W. Lj12 years ago

I'd just use this power to pay for a ring and a wedding and marry my gf. Besides. It's not like you can't be really good friends and just come to the realization that you should get married without going through a dating stage. It's what my parents did lol. >.<

Abel Seyoum12 years ago

just get married without dating and she will be your wife not your girlfriend then date her after

Mia Wilson12 years ago

well im straight so im just lucky im a girl!

Michael Barelli12 years ago

a relationship whats that

Leon Solido12 years ago

Win-Win

Anna McCoy12 years ago

I'm totally good with a boyfriend. :p

TeamKobus28 years ago

So people that press the button are virgins?

John-marston69695 years ago

People are simps

LilyMalfloySimp5 years ago

Like me UwU

greekgeekwriter9 years ago

im pan, that was a hard decision to make

coolcongaming8 years ago

Female, gay men laughter in the distance

ButtonLolly10 years ago

The question is worded so straight females have no consequences. That may be an issue.

willow48009 years ago

I'm a straight woman, so no problem

Mel_the_Melon8 years ago

Alright, I can't get a girlfriend. I'm just fine with men. I'm not a lesbian.

GradyGrady10 years ago

Boyfriends haha

Asdasdas7 months ago

tf is vidya?

EeveeExplosion9 years ago

Yay I don't wanna girlfriend anyway cuz I AM A GIRL

SciArtHerp8 years ago

Not gay! XD

ouat-zutara10 years ago

Im a girl. Jokes on you

sleeper_boi3 years ago

laughs in gay

wolfpup9 years ago

im gay

mecray7 years ago

dating is weird for mr.cats here (that"s me)

LilyMalfloySimp5 years ago

Cats*

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not_a_box9 years ago

So just get a wife :P

znadley4 years ago

Money buys monke

Random winged cat9 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm not lesbian.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

I take it your bi then?

caseystuart1358 years ago

Straight

ThatManiaGuy10 years ago

im doing it for love <3

Roxassoul8 years ago

Im a girl and i like both genders ;)

ecedentesiast10 years ago

it doesnt say anything about having a wife

GerardGay12348 years ago

Guess my plans to stay forever alone have just been put into action.

SuperVincent125210 years ago

Downside?

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