Will You Press The Button?

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44295 (46%) 52498 (54%)

44295 (46%) people have pressed this button, while 52498 (54%) did not.

Instantly have exact amount of cash required for any and all vidya purchases in your pocket

but

never have a girlfriend for the rest of your life

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minimegaman090 2 years ago

what if you wanna buy a car. how would that much money fit in your pocket? that's why i'm not pressing this

JalenSmith 10 years ago

Story of my life....but without the money

hollyskyes 11 years ago

what if i'm not lesbian

AdInfinitum 9 years ago

Who cares about romantic relationships?

mecray 9 years ago

just kidding no"

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Kerno Wango 13 years ago

...this is a no brainer for any straight woman or gay man :) win win woo

inputwave 5 years ago

or bi/pan

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Brandon Ross Sprague 13 years ago

Skip girlfriend. Go from dates to wife

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

Or skip girlfriend and instead marry

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FriskAnimates 8 years ago

Im a straight female, so how bout a boyfriend.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Act like every other female on every other button referring to the reader as a guy and change the dilemma so it actually works! No boyfriend for you.

DawnDusk 8 years ago

I'm gay sooo W

Nerdyfangirl57 9 years ago

I'm a straight woman soooooo

Letty-Coltman 9 years ago

Lel I straight girl

quickstirke 9 years ago

I am a GIRL! so I can get a Boyfriend!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Read my response to @FriskAnimates.

Sajan 10 years ago

Wife indeed.

LuigiPlayz 10 years ago

I don't need a girlfriend cuz i don't hav a life -_- Lik "tis commmeent if u cri evritim

Biohazard_WYPTB 10 years ago

what if ur a girl?

CoolChickenNugget 9 years ago

lesbians

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Iarewolf 10 years ago

Im a girl so......

Crystal67590 11 years ago

Why are these all from boys' perspectives ;-;

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe 11 years ago

ILL HAVE A BOYFRIEND GAY 4 LIFE PINK RAINBIWS AND UNICORNS!q :d

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago

W E R K

Melissa Joens 13 years ago

Go asexuality

Storm2308 9 years ago

You mean aromantic

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Jamie Lynn Layton 13 years ago

that's good im a Christian and a girl. (No h8 to lesbians though)

Adam Douglas Stpierre 13 years ago

have a wife.

Nicodemus W. Lj 13 years ago

I'd just use this power to pay for a ring and a wedding and marry my gf. Besides. It's not like you can't be really good friends and just come to the realization that you should get married without going through a dating stage. It's what my parents did lol. >.<

Abel Seyoum 13 years ago

just get married without dating and she will be your wife not your girlfriend then date her after

Mia Wilson 13 years ago

well im straight so im just lucky im a girl!

Michael Barelli 13 years ago

a relationship whats that

Leon Solido 13 years ago

Win-Win

Anna McCoy 13 years ago

I'm totally good with a boyfriend. :p

coolcongaming 9 years ago

Female, gay men laughter in the distance

ButtonLolly 11 years ago

The question is worded so straight females have no consequences. That may be an issue.

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

So people that press the button are virgins?

John-marston6969 6 years ago

People are simps

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago

Like me UwU

greekgeekwriter 10 years ago

im pan, that was a hard decision to make

Asdasdas 2 years ago

tf is vidya?

EeveeExplosion 10 years ago

Yay I don't wanna girlfriend anyway cuz I AM A GIRL

willow4800 11 years ago

I'm a straight woman, so no problem

Mel_the_Melon 9 years ago

Alright, I can't get a girlfriend. I'm just fine with men. I'm not a lesbian.

GradyGrady 11 years ago

Boyfriends haha

mecray 9 years ago

dating is weird for mr.cats here (that"s me)

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago

Cats*

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not_a_box 11 years ago

So just get a wife :P

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

Not gay! XD

ouat-zutara 11 years ago

Im a girl. Jokes on you

sleeper_boi 4 years ago

laughs in gay

wolfpup 10 years ago

im gay

Roxassoul 10 years ago

Im a girl and i like both genders ;)

ecedentesiast 12 years ago

it doesnt say anything about having a wife

znadley 6 years ago

Money buys monke

Random winged cat 10 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm not lesbian.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

I take it your bi then?

caseystuart135 9 years ago

Straight

ThatManiaGuy 11 years ago

im doing it for love <3

Human-number305 7 years ago

Man....I guess I'll stay lonely forever then.

Jess_Cyan 11 years ago

Im not bi or a lesbian so this is perfect :D

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