Will You Press The Button?

morthmath20129 years ago

if i don't move (because i'm a gamer for life) , I'm immortal, right ?

Ambinece2 months ago

Only if you die by old age, get a heart attack? Buh bye, bub. Get fatally ill and die from being sick? Buh bye, bub. There's so many ways to die.

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KillerCubePlays9 years ago

Doesn't say at what rate... i'll go with 'standing still - rate=50% walking speed (~2-5 kph) - 50.00000000000000000000001%, linear increase.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

WRONG

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TerraQuartZ9 years ago

Move backwards 50% of the time.

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ph03n1xm00n9 years ago

Faster Speed: Slower Age (Let's assume that going faster speeds up age at the same rate) Therefore, you age normally. SCIENCE!

James Andrew Higbe12 years ago

Just saying, that is literally the exact opposite of what science says will happen

Meepmorpzeet4 years ago

Because of time dilation

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That-One-kid1238 years ago

So you would age faster but the faster you go the slower you age so.... regular aging? You just go super fast there is no downside.

Bill-nye8 years ago

Runs for 3 minutes, crashes into twin towers

Migdin18 years ago

NEWS: 9/11 happened... again.... *The world cries alot*

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EmieSenpai8 years ago

But isn't it that when you have incredible speed, you age slower?

CryoBambi8 years ago

Right.

MajZore7 years ago

so if I go backwards i still move? backwards?

diddo4 years ago

No downside no need to use it

mouse9 years ago

I kinda don't wanna die so.. yeah no.

Ray Marc9 years ago

Completely optional you dont have to run just use it if you have to. And what if you barely move? You can live basically forever.

TheCreeper2159 years ago

That means that if you go backward you can be reborn.

Gerbilpalooza10 years ago

Yeah basically the faster you go the slower you age. Or break the lightspeed barrier and go back in time

qierfusi7 years ago

They didn't specify WHAT PART of your body ages so what if it"s just your big toe lmao

AmberLe Mae Davis12 years ago

If I don't move, I don't age. ;)

CKGmage8 years ago

"..and I am the fastest man alive."

ManiacStar9 years ago

it doesnt say you have to use it. you only age if you use it, and only use it if you need to. just have it because you can.

Koridon17 days ago

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dawson4569 years ago

The older you get dnt matter becuz youll have the same speed

Greetedfox5 years ago

This reminds me of Korn"s "You'll never find me" music video

S1n2h39 years ago

That is so stupid but ok

Blaired87 years ago

But what about science, if you move fast, you age slower

MR.TROLL_FACE10 years ago

just stay on a computer all day then you`ll live forever

AllastroS488 years ago

Just have to regulate and don't run much faster than I usually run

Wtf-3 years ago

I guess I'll push the button, you can only use the speed when absolutely necessary 😀

Lawlzer10 years ago

Hehe.. So I'm a robot? Time to play call of duty :P worth it.

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

F no I'm only ten I"d be 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 with nanregular speed allready don't need dat S

Shane Joseph Thompson12 years ago

I rarely move :P

solset9 years ago

i wanna live my life to the fullest, so no way!

fpkfepkf4 years ago

Oh my back!!!

Smertcomment9 years ago

SUPER HOT! SUPER HOT! SUPER HOT!

JjButtonBoi7 years ago

What if i stay at the same speed (stop at 50 mph)

mikuchanhatsune9 years ago

then the slower you go the younger you are

Errorpov000510 years ago

Not Worth It

jadyncute68 years ago

lol u dont even have to use it

JoJo_Enjoyerlast year

Okay, this might seem like a free superpower, but I'm pretty sure i would get addicted and just fricking die

hot mamaðŸ‘° 9 years ago

if i don't move (because i'm a gamer for life) , I'm immortal, right?

Lawlzer10 years ago

Hehe.. So I'm a robot? Time to play call of duty :P worth it.

ValerieParker7 years ago

That makes sense, since running accelerates aging.

the_Evil489 years ago

So i will age normally? Do you know Einstein?

Torben Nodop12 years ago

Okay, everyone who does not click is just stupid. You don't have to move fast. But if you are in trouble, you can escape by running fast.

Migdin18 years ago

Science says the opposite, does that mean nothing changes when i run, because science say i will age slower, then this button says faster, put them together and i get no change.