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You will become irresistible, invincible, and immortal
but
You will never again experience the wonderful taste of bacon.
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minimegaman090 2 years ago
i refuse to be immortal

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago
indeed

DaRealConMan 5 years ago
*laughs in vegetarian*

GradyGrady 11 years ago
Being immortal would suck. Doing nothing but float around in space when the world ends would be torture

Shadrar 2 years ago
Being immortal wouldn’t suck, don’t you know that you’ll eventually reach another planet ? In case you think the universe is gonna end at one point,probably,but in the same way another universe will be created if you wait long enough.
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Ben Scrannage 13 years ago
I don't even eat bacon that much.

seniorfh 4 years ago
same
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electrogame 10 years ago
I DONT WANT TO LIVE FOR EVER

Toningfiddle 8 years ago
Cause I know I’ll be living in pain

amazingsauce 5 years ago
muslim so I dont care lol

Pp77enel 9 years ago
I hate bacon

12248378 9 years ago
I'm a vegetarian

Gamity 9 years ago
What if you"re a vegetarian?

O9PsychoSniper 6 years ago
I don't even like bacon so it"s a win win for me

DanielBrah13 10 years ago
Bacon isn't even that good. What"s the downside?

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
what is it with the internet's fucking bacon fetish

RazorStudios 5 years ago
America
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Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago
Haha. vegetarian. win/win.

Astronomical 8 years ago
Found the vegan
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Teigan 8 years ago
I hate bacon. So it"s a win win for me

TreyHumphrey 8 years ago
Eh, I wouldn't call bacon "wonderful".😒

RGPZ 8 years ago
I Don't Eat Bacon Shut Up Ppl At Least I Eat Pork

RGPZ 8 years ago
Well I'm Not Someone Who Uses Grammer On Websites Like This So Am Good Thx
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Argent32 8 years ago
DON'T TAKE AWAY MY BACON!!!

BOSS-MAN 9 years ago
I'm not allowed to eat bacon its in my religon

rd_78299919 9 years ago
1. i hate bacon (dont judge) 2. Invincible and immortal are the same thing

Toningfiddle 8 years ago
I hate you and I’m judging hard Real hard

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Uhm... upside and downside are mixed..

ishipphantoomuch 10 years ago
i hate bacon

Hogee12 10 years ago
Why does everyone think immortality is so great! It's NOT!

Unknown1940 10 years ago
Im muslim, I don't eat pork anyways.

Choco bar 11 years ago
There is no life without bacon I believe in no god but if there was one that would be my hell alive with no bacon

John Cenna 11 years ago
I hate bacon soooooo....

Toningfiddle 8 years ago
Everything is wrong with hating bacon and why did he put cenna if he knew it was cena huh
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Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago
I don't eat bacon, but being immortal must suck

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago
the number of commenters who claim not to like bacon, Is too damn high

Mindblowew656 6 years ago
I'm also muslim*
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Cristher Gamayo 13 years ago
Good thing I'm a vegetarian! XD

Migdin1 10 years ago
I feel bad for you not knowing the taste of bacon...
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Richie Rowland 13 years ago
Bacon is overrated.

Migdin1 10 years ago
WHAT BACON IS LIFE BACON IS LOVE!!!
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Corey Mantell 13 years ago
I like fried chicken more...

Rhys A Davies 13 years ago
im not a fan of bacon

Migdin1 10 years ago
YOURE NOT A HUMAN!!!
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Bryan Scott Varney 13 years ago
a new study suggests that bacon can lower male fertility and verility

Mastermaxie 11 years ago
Throw that study in the trash and burn your trash because bacon is the best.

Lachlan Robertshaw 13 years ago
its a fair trade off

Kyles Rustici 13 years ago
Vegetarian, jokes in you ;)

Madi Celeste 13 years ago
I don't even like bacon so there's no downside

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Does turkey bacon count as bacon?

ada85952 9 years ago
I dont really like bacon soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... [Show full comment]

Alittlecake 10 years ago
i just saw this guy scream "FUCK YOU!" to someone who said he was a vegitarian in the comments. omfg i died. Also, why does the internet love bacon so fucking much?

Hasoon_nine 11 years ago
I dont even like bacon

GumdropG 7 years ago
There"s now downside to this? Shouldn't these be hard?

SassiCassi 10 years ago
Bacon is good, but it"s not too good to let go of.

gemdragon 11 years ago
Not my bacon!!!!

Youngblood 11 years ago
Noooooooooooo!!!%/-!(+-*&%/*&%(';+*42! If i get no bacon, there will be problems

FredyPoop 9 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NO... [Show full comment]

RGPZ 8 years ago
Fucking Hell Mate

Butt On 10 years ago
It is the sacrifice i must do to obtain such power!

engine 11 years ago
There's still a lot of better foods

LilithLaBelle 10 years ago
I freaking hate Bacon... xD

tomboygirlforever555 11 years ago
I like bacon but I can live without it also.

Disapprover 11 years ago
tanetane is kinda wrong, in your immortal and irresistible life you can make a time machine go back in time and uncover every single secret. and by the time you reach the final moment in existence you can go back then mould the world you want it to be.

-blooky 9 years ago
Eh, there’s other stuff to put on pancakes
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