Will You Press The Button?

Chris Larson 13 years ago

Every fifth invention is a cat toy

orangoange 2 years ago

gahy

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flzzzzy 6 years ago

i invent a piece of dust that kills one single useless cell in the body before popping out of existence

MrCookieman24 9 years ago

Every 5th invention I’ll make something so evil, that nobody can ever be as evil... A SINGLE SHEET OF HOMEWORK!

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

I egry I hate school school work is for derds

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J2004 9 years ago

Every fifth invention is a rubber bowling pin that is safe for babies.

clari 3 years ago

To yau lye hong. WTF MAN, DO U HAVE A PROBLEM?

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AraPlayzz 9 years ago

I’ll make ma fifth invention electric poop!! LOL😀😂

Buttonpresser25678 9 years ago

I'll THROW MY ELECTRIC POOP TASER AT YOU!... it'll be a SHOCKING experience...

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Redrk 6 years ago

Every fifth invention is a dildo and you can only use it if the other person shows 100% consent BOOM THAT"S JUST SEX

gamandy 2 years ago

it is twisted to force people to falsely consent

Elijah Fenelus 13 years ago

every fifth invention is a bagel with 1 percent less salt

fpkfepkf 6 years ago

YOU..YOU MONSTER!!!!!!

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MooCow123546 9 years ago

Every invention will be a good invention

Senna van Hoek 13 years ago

So I have 4 inventions to counter that one invention? piece a cake

xXSOMEGUYXx 9 years ago

Is a piece of cake your invention?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

So I would be like Ilya Morozova?

silversniper99 11 years ago

ill just invent an evil toiliet to foil those plans then!

Roxy Paw 13 years ago

Every fifth invention will be marshmallows that melts when you look at it. ALL OF THE GREASY HAIR DUDES! I'M PURE EVIL!

znoolin 9 years ago

HOW COULD YOU

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Fj Singh 13 years ago

easy solution i wiill install a self destruct to every invention which needs my voice to disarm and it can read my emotions so it will not disarm if i am being tortured!

vertex 8 years ago

Holy shit!

Deeznutsinyourmouth1 2 years ago

My fith is gonna be toilet paper 2

Henry-McCliff 10 years ago

My fith invention will be a dish. OH PISS DONALD TRUMP SERVES IT IN HIS CITCHEN! So?

Niklas Leeuwin 13 years ago

every 5 invention will be a game.

Oldiron_79 9 years ago

Every 5th invention is going to be a sex toy

pewdiefan555 11 years ago

DONT MAKE THE FITH ONE

Spiderp 10 years ago

I'll just make sure I'm the one using them for evil.

Keirl 11 years ago

Well, ATTACK MY LITTLE SUP' GUYS !

Steven Mayhew 13 years ago

every 5th invention is something simple like shoes laces or a nail file

vert343 9 years ago

every fifth invention self destructs after 30 seconds >:)

s10860526 11 years ago

Yeah kill every one with that nasty pillow!!!!

pepper11 10 years ago

New game = evil

Alexoid 11 years ago

Evil... Characters in movies

thebros 4 years ago

every fifth invention is a spec of dust

Toodles 11 years ago

Don't you stop being known has a god after people start dying because of your inventions?

Ray Marc 11 years ago

What if its a plushy. How wud you use that for evil? Oh wait, they can hide drugs or a bomb. Oh well...

Meme assasin 10 years ago

Every 5th invention is a powerful nuke.

DragonLover63 12 years ago

i read a story like this....

JaycTheButtonGuy 5 years ago

It only says it will be used for evil. Doesn't say it won't be used for good. Maybe one person will use my invention to hurt somebody (as an example) but this doesn't mean that the invention cannot be used 5 times more for healing. What I'm saying is, that... [Show full comment]

masterdark 11 years ago

every 5th invention is chocolate *a piece of chocolate*

Burrific 11 years ago

NOOOO! Fuck you and your thoughts :) I love chocolate.

Dragborg 9 years ago

80% of your inventois are good tho...

coo! cat 10 years ago

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Grey Divincenzo 13 years ago

My every fifth invention is a new flavor of cheese...

redneonlights 8 years ago

Inventions: 1.) Cold fusion 2.) Jump gates 3.) Real-time interplanetary internet 4.) Holodeck stadium 5.) A cheap pen with a plastic spoon duct-taped to it