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Chris Larson12 years ago

Every fifth invention is a cat toy

orangoange10 months ago

gahy

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MrCookieman248 years ago

Every 5th invention I’ll make something so evil, that nobody can ever be as evil... A SINGLE SHEET OF HOMEWORK!

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

I egry I hate school school work is for derds

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J20048 years ago

Every fifth invention is a rubber bowling pin that is safe for babies.

clari2 years ago

To yau lye hong. WTF MAN, DO U HAVE A PROBLEM?

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flzzzzy4 years ago

i invent a piece of dust that kills one single useless cell in the body before popping out of existence

Redrk5 years ago

Every fifth invention is a dildo and you can only use it if the other person shows 100% consent BOOM THAT"S JUST SEX

gamandy10 months ago

it is twisted to force people to falsely consent

AraPlayzz7 years ago

I’ll make ma fifth invention electric poop!! LOL😀😂

Buttonpresser256787 years ago

I'll THROW MY ELECTRIC POOP TASER AT YOU!... it'll be a SHOCKING experience...

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Elijah Fenelus12 years ago

every fifth invention is a bagel with 1 percent less salt

fpkfepkf5 years ago

YOU..YOU MONSTER!!!!!!

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MooCow1235467 years ago

Every invention will be a good invention

Ruby_Slippers10 years ago

So I would be like Ilya Morozova?

silversniper9910 years ago

ill just invent an evil toiliet to foil those plans then!

Senna van Hoek12 years ago

So I have 4 inventions to counter that one invention? piece a cake

xXSOMEGUYXx7 years ago

Is a piece of cake your invention?

Roxy Paw12 years ago

Every fifth invention will be marshmallows that melts when you look at it. ALL OF THE GREASY HAIR DUDES! I'M PURE EVIL!

znoolin7 years ago

HOW COULD YOU

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Fj Singh12 years ago

easy solution i wiill install a self destruct to every invention which needs my voice to disarm and it can read my emotions so it will not disarm if i am being tortured!

vertex7 years ago

Holy shit!

Spiderp8 years ago

I'll just make sure I'm the one using them for evil.

Keirl10 years ago

Well, ATTACK MY LITTLE SUP' GUYS !

Deeznutsinyourmouth1last year

My fith is gonna be toilet paper 2

Henry-McCliff9 years ago

My fith invention will be a dish. OH PISS DONALD TRUMP SERVES IT IN HIS CITCHEN! So?

Niklas Leeuwin12 years ago

every 5 invention will be a game.

Oldiron_797 years ago

Every 5th invention is going to be a sex toy

pewdiefan55510 years ago

DONT MAKE THE FITH ONE

thebros3 years ago

every fifth invention is a spec of dust

Toodles9 years ago

Don't you stop being known has a god after people start dying because of your inventions?

Steven Mayhew12 years ago

every 5th invention is something simple like shoes laces or a nail file

vert3438 years ago

every fifth invention self destructs after 30 seconds >:)

s1086052610 years ago

Yeah kill every one with that nasty pillow!!!!

pepper119 years ago

New game = evil

Alexoid10 years ago

Evil... Characters in movies

Dragborg8 years ago

80% of your inventois are good tho...

Ray Marc10 years ago

What if its a plushy. How wud you use that for evil? Oh wait, they can hide drugs or a bomb. Oh well...

Meme assasin9 years ago

Every 5th invention is a powerful nuke.

DragonLover6311 years ago

i read a story like this....

JaycTheButtonGuy4 years ago

It only says it will be used for evil. Doesn't say it won't be used for good. Maybe one person will use my invention to hurt somebody (as an example) but this doesn't mean that the invention cannot be used 5 times more for healing. What I'm saying is, that...[Show full comment]

masterdark9 years ago

every 5th invention is chocolate *a piece of chocolate*

Burrific9 years ago

NOOOO! Fuck you and your thoughts :) I love chocolate.

Potatoman10 years ago

my fifth invention will be a metal cube that does nothing. worth it

YALLARECRAZY5 months ago

yall are just evil

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Grey Divincenzo12 years ago

My every fifth invention is a new flavor of cheese...

redneonlights7 years ago

Inventions: 1.) Cold fusion 2.) Jump gates 3.) Real-time interplanetary internet 4.) Holodeck stadium 5.) A cheap pen with a plastic spoon duct-taped to it

Dienin39 years ago

this is just exactly like the previous question

BangBang1248 years ago

Just invent something you can use the evil on which won't hurt anyone.

brad104phillip9 years ago

At least the cops will know what device you invented. Then they can control how they take down the crook. Or you could just make dildos

Benjamin Voissem12 years ago

Every fifth invention starting with Number Six is a direct counter-measure.

Sniper767887 years ago

Every fifth invention is a guinea Pig controller Imagine that xD

Lonewanderer10 years ago

then every sixth will counteract it

Krusek9 years ago

every invention before that can stop it

HotSauceBear10 years ago

Make something useless once every 5 months.

BobsterMcSandalslast year

My fifth invention is an invisible dildo

Mikuelious8 years ago

I'll just keep the invention secret and not tell anyone about it. Or better yet, destroy it immediately after creating it. That way nobody can use it for evil!

lupsen1110 years ago

make a pillow how can that go wrong in evilness

SinisterPoem9 years ago

well, 80% inventions used solely for good is better than real life. call me omnissiah now.

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