every piece of meat will taste like the best chef in the world cooked it
but
animal rights activists will follow you around protesting
I will not


Maggie11 years ago
Tell them to protest against animals that eat other animals. Like lions, tigers, and bears.

Pokemonblast658 years ago
some people have tried making lions go vegan
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Jeppe Kirketerp Kristensen12 years ago
Delicious food AND i get to piss off a bunch of self-righteous hippies? Sign me up!

TaylaBerry7 years ago
Why the hek not
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SirFuchsigus10 years ago
Well I will just ask this of them, "If I try to kill a cow I wish to eat it can ram me, if I try to kill a plant I wish to eat what can it do? Which is more helpless?" than turn on my heels and march away, and if they follow me screaming at me about how an...[Show full comment]

Bodhiskywalker7 years ago
Animals aren't as "over populated" as you think
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LesbianPotato7 years ago
vegan

FunwithSohanNeha8 years ago
um, yes. lets just put it shortly that pissing off people is a habit and so is eating meat and I get to do that all at once? Heck yes!

Pokeminer8 years ago
People Eating Tasty Animals

Lolifier8 years ago
Whoo hoo meat

Isabel DePaul12 years ago
Eat them

Wallflower7 years ago
I support animal rights don't eat meeeeee
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MintySweets<39 years ago
I would say "Hey everyone! Is that Justin Bieber in a candy store over there 200 miles away???"

redmask5659 years ago
any meat you say. cannibalism

KittyPotato12347 years ago
Eat the animal rights people then problem solved

frankie20187 years ago
I love meat but f### the animals following me

DarthInvaderZim7 years ago
Just file a restraining order.

xXBlack_S0ulz9 years ago
Downside please?

Theherobrinerobot9 years ago
If you went too far they mite do things a bit jurrastic like trying to kill you

Simasisius9 years ago
Cook hippies into best world chef`s food. Still theres a 35% chance it will taste bad. Canibalism.

Domo3659 years ago
Mmm i love the smell of cooking hippies in the morning... :)

Alexander Anderson10 years ago
I'll shove a big 'ol burger into one of their mouths then they'll abandon that person for eating meat and bam only one person following me

smsff710 years ago
I will just file a restraining order on them or make it to annoying to keep close

kupquake10 years ago
Fuck them ill kill them bitches lol

alistair f10 years ago
I can fucking sue their asses

alistair f10 years ago
I can fucking sue their asses

alistair f10 years ago
I can fucking sue their asses

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Okay, I get the point. There’s no reason to say the same thing four times.

oldnotweak10 years ago
good i can eat them too hahaha

WORTHIT11 years ago
I'd call the police and get them arrested for harrasment

Useless dumb F***s12 years ago
Screw them, best food ever here I come.

Megagamingtv9 years ago
Agree

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago
i'd like to talk to them about Humans omnivorus diet

Thegoingbomb3 years ago
That vegan teacher has cloned themselves and is now following me around

Didenne9 years ago
#restraining_order

A_NormalUnicorn8 years ago
am i the only one who pressed the button because "mmmmmm, perfect bacon......"

Blahgirlson10 years ago
I will withhold my rights! You cannot stop me from eating meat!!!

Ninjixrising9 years ago
Lead them into pit traps and spread their pictures on facebook, tell people, "You don't want these guys in your company." They are unemployed, I start a shame group for the people who give them ONE shred of mercy and leave them to die.

AnimeLionWolf1238 years ago
Why would hippies follow you around if you could bribe them to leave you alone or you will eat more meat. Problem solved. . . I win

Matt Cola12 years ago
They do that anyway...

vegansteak9 years ago
Im one of those self righteous hippies so i didn't ch00se the button

bigtubbie215 years ago
Aint nothing better then having the world"s best steak while pushing off PETA

bigtubbie215 years ago
i meant pissing them off sorry

superstar919 years ago
Who cares about the f**cking Hippies I want my meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

JLeung9 years ago
I'll throw meat at them and hope they go away.

Vanverd10 years ago
Good thing on vegetarian

befree22098 years ago
I"d call 911 for people stalking me for being in my kitchen.

WowThisIsSuchAnAmazingApp8 years ago
Meh.

Aymarie 9 years ago
Too bad yummy meats

TrollerXXL9 years ago
I will help them protesting!

Hereformemesagain4 years ago
Free punching bags with every meal

Sintalia9 years ago
Restraint order

Shihuchi8 years ago
So, theoretically, does that mean it'll taste the best if I just bite a chunk out of their shoulder?

Kurbiskuchen5 years ago
Ah yes... Gordon Ramseys meat

rubber duckie king9 years ago
sneak in there room make them eatit

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
become a food critic, use that money to hire security, problem solved

Grimlon9 years ago
fuck those hippies!

hateretard8 years ago
I would preferer to eat in front of they
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