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You have the ability seduce anyone on the planet.

but

you are hideous and disfigured.

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Merilille9 years ago

*CoughAsexualCough*

Bigsharkdad8 years ago

Sex is good

Ultralord14007 years ago

This question is so damn superficial, I couldn't press it

Isabel DePaul12 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

yaboichips4 years ago

I would be fucking Kim kardashen

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Nenu8 years ago

I'm already hideous tho

What-Is-This8 years ago

Plastic surgery boi

jillinchillin78 years ago

do looks matter though?

Cik-Boris8 years ago

Fuck it

DragonEXE8 years ago

Bitch! I'm fabulous. And a goddamn DRAGON! Let"s make hybrid babies

EliteZygarde_Ash_Oficial0008 years ago

Prefiro que alguém goste de mim Sem ninguém fazer nada

Angelboi 9 years ago

Whether you're ugly or not is an opinon sooo this makes no sense

Jamenneel8 years ago

What about disfigured

Zach Wu12 years ago

If you could seduce anyone on the planet, (which would include yourself) then being hideous and disfigured wouldn't really matter.

Megan Sendatch12 years ago

The only difference between pressing the button and not is that I can seduce someone. That's it.

Hayden Elwarth12 years ago

Doesnt matter had sex

Trevor Cassell12 years ago

I'm already hideous and disfigured

Alanna Biata12 years ago

My life in a nutshell. Well except for the fact I can't seduce anyone .-.

WBGrock9 years ago

And my Pornstar name will be.... Quasimodo.

anonymouscheerios8 years ago

okay, I'm asexual, so I would just be stuck being an ugly shit and the one thing I CAN do is something useless to me. Well then.

rainbowRAD9 years ago

PLASTIC... SURGERY... GOD DANGIT

AwesomeDabber226048 years ago

seduce yourself

TricksterKit10 years ago

Solution to being hideous. Get a mask.

UltraDude9 months ago

Why do you think Dream wears his mask

UltraDude9 months ago

I'm not saying Dream is ugly I'm saying that wearing a mask will hide your face which will make you look normal. Well, semi-normal

Vivian Le12 years ago

Everyone would love you but you'd hate yourself... I think that's worse

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc7 years ago

As an asexual this is an easy choice

Duccie_fork7 years ago

So true owo

Merkins9 years ago

sounds like im wade wilson.

Darkgnaw8 years ago

Seduces plastic surgeon

Firetyper 9 years ago

Who cares how you look if no one else does?

CNreal9 years ago

My appearance means nothing if I can get people to like me anyway.

Captain_Grovesy10 years ago

Even though your ugly you still have the ability to seduce anyone.

Averace6 years ago

This is the exact opposite of what I want

Trumpbangsthings.com9 years ago

Yes

Mar11ka8 years ago

Even so you can still seduce people

MisterFister9 years ago

PERVERTS,UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

rainbowRAD9 years ago

PLASTIC... SURGERY... GOD DANGIT

ChristopherHargreaves8 years ago

If I could seduce anyone, why would my physical appearance matter?

SmolWolMan11168 months ago

Even if I’m hideous and disfigured, people find me attractive. In a sense I’m “normal”

kryptoraptor8 years ago

My looks do nto matter if I have the ability to seduce anybody. I would just leave others wondering "Why the hell is she going out with that freak?"

Mikey219 years ago

NOPE... Never!

Katzenmann9 years ago

SCP anyone?

ValerieParker7 years ago

Perception is reality. If everyone thinks I'm attractive, then I am attractive.

eat me to death9 years ago

surgury

Jamenneel8 years ago

You people think you"re so ugly. And you are probably right

skullkid9 years ago

downside

fawful10 years ago

Is this implying anime tentacle sex

The-Pope4 years ago

Rich people in a nutshell

xX*-*Xx9 years ago

shaped like a penis XD

snowewhisper9 years ago

Already am disfigured and I have a great gf no need :)

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

Job interviews? Politics? Are we forgetting that appearance has uses outside the bedroom?

looptyloop9 years ago

WORTH IT

Puppet25126 months ago

Asexuals in the comments

PandaMcBoss1098 years ago

Plastic surgery

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