Will You Press The Button?

Maharidlast month

My dream job is unemployed, if i get money for it i'ts a ULTRA-WIN situation.

KadeTzeek10 years ago

yeah bitch il slay dragons and be master of the universe for minimum wage, i mean i can just live off the perks

Belplast month

As someone with the username HealerOfAll_Dragons on Roblox, this post deeply offended me.

Load more replies

AllastroS488 years ago

Dude, I live in Brazil where everything is triple price than in America and minimum wage is equal to 300 dollars

AnnaJuliaXC4 years ago

eu tbm

Migdin18 years ago

Whats the minimum wage for, king of the universe?

RedMutant8 years ago

I mean professional panda hugging is worth it

voidstryker8 years ago

What if my dream job gives me minimum wage but tons of priceless objects?

MaryViolet8 years ago

Is minimum wage different for a mermaid?

Francis Racicot12 years ago

If my dream job is being Ceo of a billionaire company How can i get Minimum wage?

EmperorOfAnimals3 years ago

Same

Load more replies

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

I mean when your dream job is to be a doctor and save lives and help people by making their quality of life better, caring about your salary is just selfish

FancyCorey3 years ago

Getting your dream job doesn't mean get the skills of your dream job.

Load more replies

Krissandra Humphrey12 years ago

You know, it never says that you stay on minimum wage your entire life. Everyone who starts out doing what they love is going to have to make some sacrifices to be successful

Donald Thompson12 years ago

In many places in the developed world, this is simply known as "life," and I seldom hear many complaints from friends overseas.

Bianca Mobius Di Angelo12 years ago

Time to explode some airplanes!

ShikirinMisakilast year

Depends, what's the minimum wage for being the ultimate life form?

Krusek8 years ago

Live off of minimum wage, then get dream job

xXAceXx9 years ago

...when I read this, I just think of some stuck up rich kid..

fjfkgugjtutn9 years ago

MARINE CORPS

oldnotweak10 years ago

Fuck welfare. id rather die

Bountyhunter32336 years ago

My dream job is being a billionaire

Jennifer Harper12 years ago

Sooo the life of an actor? lol

dankmemes1018 years ago

http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/432944/

RainbowKat7299 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

IVAN CIPHER9 years ago

My dream job is being a pornstar.............dont judge me

Loomer529 years ago

nTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe ...[Show full comment]

AnnaJuliaXC4 years ago

basically me as a ballet teacher rn.

emrah148 years ago

My drm job is youtube so there us no downside

TJPancake7 years ago

I want to be an NBA Player and the minimum wage is only like 500k soo..

JLeung9 years ago

Better than no job, eh?

Carllz10 years ago

1) Push up your minimum wage on the dream job 2) Work for tips 3) dream job can be sleeping/playing video games... basically doing nothing and getting paid for it.

Pommesbudenwerfer9 years ago

What if you dont know what your dream job is?

Firecobra259468 years ago

I want to be CEO of a rich company then

WouldIPressTheButton8 months ago

So what if you dream of becoming a billionaire?

BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

Or you know, you can work towards getting your dream job normally and get paid normally, but whatever,

NotTelling9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago

I am now god.

Thainara10 years ago

Bitch it's gonna be like living Fins life. Except that my dog won't talk but killing fucking monsters will be awesome...

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

My "dream job" is an engineering job that would get me like 120k per year, the reason I want that job is that I'm good at math and it has good pay, with no good pay, I wouldn't want the job, lose lose for me

Logan Pizza11 years ago

if my dream job's minimum wage was 10000000 dollars then LOOPHOLE!

Free Mr. Lucas9 years ago

I no have dream joob

Arthur_Sarue9 years ago

My dream job is anything that pays enough for me to not need welfare.

omgjake9 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

Deadryther3 years ago

My dream job is a billionaire company that pays for all of your needs.

jshaw717 years ago

My dream job would be to be an indie game dev, though if I I get minium wage, and on wellfare to survive I must not be a very good one...

TheAmazinUnicorn9 years ago

i want to be a better warlock than merlin so i would see everything and no one else would because there dumb

CharlieGooberman8 years ago

my dream job is the job of my dreams and in my dreams minimum wage is 100,000,000,000/sec.

Icekirby9 years ago

What if the minimum wage very high?

NotTelling9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Probrorule6 years ago

Well in Canada the minimum wage is fairly good so I will just be a twitch streamer and stream for like hours and get tons of money

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago

God... i am god.

nichole19910 years ago

WELFARE IS SOOOOOOO STUPID ITS FOR PEOPLE THAT CANT GROW UP......

Starovoytovm.209 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE... OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THESE WORDS ARE BULLSHIT AND ARE STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES!!!!!

Notifications

106 Comments

Login or register to comment