Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

My dream job is unemployed, if i get money for it i'ts a ULTRA-WIN situation.

KadeTzeek 11 years ago

yeah bitch il slay dragons and be master of the universe for minimum wage, i mean i can just live off the perks

Belp 2 years ago

As someone with the username HealerOfAll_Dragons on Roblox, this post deeply offended me.

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AllastroS48 9 years ago

Dude, I live in Brazil where everything is triple price than in America and minimum wage is equal to 300 dollars

AnnaJuliaXC 5 years ago

eu tbm

Migdin1 9 years ago

Whats the minimum wage for, king of the universe?

RedMutant 9 years ago

I mean professional panda hugging is worth it

voidstryker 10 years ago

What if my dream job gives me minimum wage but tons of priceless objects?

MaryViolet 10 years ago

Is minimum wage different for a mermaid?

Francis Racicot 13 years ago

If my dream job is being Ceo of a billionaire company How can i get Minimum wage?

EmperorOfAnimals 4 years ago

Same

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Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago

I mean when your dream job is to be a doctor and save lives and help people by making their quality of life better, caring about your salary is just selfish

FancyCorey 5 years ago

Getting your dream job doesn't mean get the skills of your dream job.

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Krissandra Humphrey 13 years ago

You know, it never says that you stay on minimum wage your entire life. Everyone who starts out doing what they love is going to have to make some sacrifices to be successful

Donald Thompson 13 years ago

In many places in the developed world, this is simply known as "life," and I seldom hear many complaints from friends overseas.

Bianca Mobius Di Angelo 13 years ago

Time to explode some airplanes!

Krusek 10 years ago

Live off of minimum wage, then get dream job

xXAceXx 11 years ago

...when I read this, I just think of some stuck up rich kid..

saki-specs 3 years ago

Depends, what's the minimum wage for being the ultimate life form?

oldnotweak 11 years ago

Fuck welfare. id rather die

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

My dream job is being a billionaire

fjfkgugjtutn 10 years ago

MARINE CORPS

dankmemes101 9 years ago

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RainbowKat729 10 years ago

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Jennifer Harper 13 years ago

Sooo the life of an actor? lol

IVAN CIPHER 11 years ago

My dream job is being a pornstar.............dont judge me

xX_ePiKtrollernegro_Xx 7 months ago

my dream job is my real job a reddit moderator for r/dreamsmp... we dont get paid in money, we get in paid in upvotes from our brethren...

AnnaJuliaXC 5 years ago

basically me as a ballet teacher rn.

emrah14 10 years ago

My drm job is youtube so there us no downside

Loomer52 11 years ago

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JLeung 10 years ago

Better than no job, eh?

Carllz 12 years ago

1) Push up your minimum wage on the dream job 2) Work for tips 3) dream job can be sleeping/playing video games... basically doing nothing and getting paid for it.

TJPancake 8 years ago

I want to be an NBA Player and the minimum wage is only like 500k soo..

Firecobra25946 9 years ago

I want to be CEO of a rich company then

Pommesbudenwerfer 11 years ago

What if you dont know what your dream job is?

BobbyWasabiMk2 10 years ago

Or you know, you can work towards getting your dream job normally and get paid normally, but whatever,

NotTelling 11 years ago

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WouldIPressTheButton 2 years ago

So what if you dream of becoming a billionaire?

Thainara 11 years ago

Bitch it's gonna be like living Fins life. Except that my dog won't talk but killing fucking monsters will be awesome...

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

My "dream job" is an engineering job that would get me like 120k per year, the reason I want that job is that I'm good at math and it has good pay, with no good pay, I wouldn't want the job, lose lose for me

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago

I am now god.

Logan Pizza 12 years ago

if my dream job's minimum wage was 10000000 dollars then LOOPHOLE!

Free Mr. Lucas 10 years ago

I no have dream joob

Arthur_Sarue 11 years ago

My dream job is anything that pays enough for me to not need welfare.

guy_who_is_always_right 6 months ago

I work remote at a tech company and play games 7 hours a day, take a 30min lunch then work for 30min. I'll take my current life.

omgjake 11 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

Deadryther 5 years ago

My dream job is a billionaire company that pays for all of your needs.

jshaw71 8 years ago

My dream job would be to be an indie game dev, though if I I get minium wage, and on wellfare to survive I must not be a very good one...

TheAmazinUnicorn 10 years ago

i want to be a better warlock than merlin so i would see everything and no one else would because there dumb

Icekirby 10 years ago

What if the minimum wage very high?

CharlieGooberman 9 years ago

my dream job is the job of my dreams and in my dreams minimum wage is 100,000,000,000/sec.

NotTelling 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago

God... i am god.

nichole199 11 years ago

WELFARE IS SOOOOOOO STUPID ITS FOR PEOPLE THAT CANT GROW UP......

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