Will You Press The Button?

Hepta_lotus 9 months ago

Just establish one company with the only employee--my sweetie cat～fine maybe this company just can't be that 'multibillion'

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

0ppl233 last year

nononononono

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

*makes retirement age 60*

PressThatButton 9 years ago

Money till death!!!

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GeorgeSnorewell last year

Unless ur selling like vibes or like nfts, a billion dollar business would need thousands of employees, all of whom you are condemning. So you can either scam billions from people by yourself, or shorten the lives of thousands and sell something useful.

ChloeLoveheart 2 years ago

employs the homeless

Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago

My employees would be robots with warranties #Loophole

SagarTech 10 years ago

They wil still die, maybe the hardware will become out of date and you will have to buy new robots every time they become 56 years old

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BBBAAACCCOOONNN 10 years ago

*hires jb*

burglaryman 9 years ago

eeh they live long enoff

DavitoSiechay 9 years ago

OMG HOW COULD U

Digimonking2 10 years ago

Rule #1: All money earned while employed at this facility belongs to owner EXCEPT their retirement fund, where that is the only stuff allowed to be mentioned in the will (except personal property). Please be aware that the minimum retirement age is 60.

Kh0rn3 9 years ago

Rule #3 GIVE US ALL THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESSSS!!!!!!!

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SuikaIbuki 9 years ago

Fire them at 55 idk???

JeffreyLajoie 9 years ago

True

Razi191 10 years ago

Employee only 56+ people

bandsuchtii 10 years ago

DELETE *evil psycho death note laugher*

Duyanhkute15 8 years ago

We have to sacrifice our current employees, rather than later, other employees are discriminated against and have fatal disadvantaged.

Dainster 8 years ago

Umm Ok

CodFishJoe 9 years ago

CEO "your fired" Employee "but my tomorrows my birth day I"M TURING 56" CEO "I know"

Trina 9 years ago

Um, donate your money to other people

JeffreyLajoie 9 years ago

You"re too kind

Dank meme lord 10 years ago

Sooooo you become bill gates basically.

ber60noscope 10 years ago

new employees

TheXcraftyXfox 10 years ago

Lol yup

BrewsGhost 10 years ago

hire all 8 year olds

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

I’m 8 sounds good I need a job cuz I don’t do my chores soo sign me e!!!!!!

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Deven Young 13 years ago

atleast i dont die at 56...

SagarTech 10 years ago

So true :)

TheAmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Fire them when there 55 and hier new people.

Grogs242 5 months ago

I will not let any innocent people die

Pacopambisito 10 years ago

If i dont die i dont care

AFourTunePotato 6 years ago

Make em all retire at 55

ClownPenis 10 years ago

Hire people older than 56 = end of the universe

TheDoggoSensei 4 years ago

Where da bad part?

ECDragonGirl 10 years ago

i HAVE to know what the cause is or i will die at 56 from thinking about it too much...

ryanpkmc 5 years ago

yes cheshire

manjake150 9 years ago

Hire at young age, lay off at 55. They have more than enough money to retire, and since they"re not working for me, they don't die at 56.

Dainster 8 years ago

Makes Retriment Thing at 54

LUKAc 10 years ago

Be bilionare or get 10 milions every month?

gunmu last year

If I didn't press it,they may die earlier

Rhys A Davies 13 years ago

well the'll have a good run

Average_Ally 10 years ago

Hey, I mean, it's painless... right? Plus, you don't die either...

axellb 2 years ago

I will just get all my employees soul and put them back in.

JaneMarett 9 years ago

You not coll

enzoenzo 5 years ago

Just get robots and have the robots "donate" the money to my "employee" of choosing

Nathathan 9 years ago

Just tell them they will die at age 56 and to write their wills to you

JeffreyLajoie 9 years ago

You will get killed

User282 6 years ago

I have regeneration power due to other button. BOOM

Grogs242 5 months ago

I will not let any innocent people die.

the bitch that kills 10 years ago

Of course don't wanna kill anyone moq do I *creepy smile*

SonicWaver 10 years ago

it"s worth it

bungus2 2 years ago

well if ALL of my employees become millionaires I might consider it actually

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

My employees are justin bieber Donald Trump and other bad ppl...I take all of their money when they die win-win

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

@Dainster Trump bieber and Hillary

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AlguemPlays 4 years ago

eu não sou meu fincionario...

Hanin44 9 years ago

You could hire more people but after a while people would blame you for it because all of them died at that age and working at your business

Fuqwitteenagers 10 years ago

Make it part of the fine print of the contract, and legally there is no issue there.... you reap nearly endless rewards.

FadorAxo 5 years ago

Fire people when they"re 55. They get some money, they"re happy and hopefully they don't die?

T-Troy 10 years ago

56 ain't bad. Besides they get to be millionares

Shouhiro 10 years ago

well ever thought, that they also hve families??

SimpleByte 8 years ago

But I dont die.. BUTTON IM COMINGG

guigamer2009 10 years ago

Atleast WE Dont Die

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