Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark3 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

ChloeLoveheart7 months ago

employs the homeless

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

*makes retirement age 60*

PressThatButton8 years ago

Money till death!!!

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Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago

My employees would be robots with warranties #Loophole

SagarTech8 years ago

They wil still die, maybe the hardware will become out of date and you will have to buy new robots every time they become 56 years old

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BBBAAACCCOOONNN8 years ago

*hires jb*

burglaryman8 years ago

eeh they live long enoff

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

OMG HOW COULD U

Digimonking28 years ago

Rule #1: All money earned while employed at this facility belongs to owner EXCEPT their retirement fund, where that is the only stuff allowed to be mentioned in the will (except personal property). Please be aware that the minimum retirement age is 60.

Kh0rn37 years ago

Rule #3 GIVE US ALL THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESSSS!!!!!!!

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SuikaIbuki8 years ago

Fire them at 55 idk???

JeffreyLajoie8 years ago

True

Razi1918 years ago

Employee only 56+ people

bandsuchtii8 years ago

DELETE *evil psycho death note laugher*

Duyanhkute157 years ago

We have to sacrifice our current employees, rather than later, other employees are discriminated against and have fatal disadvantaged.

Dainster7 years ago

Umm Ok

CodFishJoe7 years ago

CEO "your fired" Employee "but my tomorrows my birth day I"M TURING 56" CEO "I know"

Trina8 years ago

Um, donate your money to other people

JeffreyLajoie8 years ago

You"re too kind

Dank meme lord9 years ago

Sooooo you become bill gates basically.

ber60noscope9 years ago

new employees

TheXcraftyXfox 9 years ago

Lol yup

BrewsGhost9 years ago

hire all 8 year olds

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

I’m 8 sounds good I need a job cuz I don’t do my chores soo sign me e!!!!!!

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Deven Young12 years ago

atleast i dont die at 56...

SagarTech8 years ago

So true :)

Fuqwitteenagers9 years ago

Make it part of the fine print of the contract, and legally there is no issue there.... you reap nearly endless rewards.

FadorAxo4 years ago

Fire people when they"re 55. They get some money, they"re happy and hopefully they don't die?

Hanin448 years ago

You could hire more people but after a while people would blame you for it because all of them died at that age and working at your business

SimpleByte7 years ago

But I dont die.. BUTTON IM COMINGG

guigamer20098 years ago

Atleast WE Dont Die

T-Troy9 years ago

56 ain't bad. Besides they get to be millionares

Shouhiro9 years ago

well ever thought, that they also hve families??

OverjoyedSpider8 years ago

But do they know they'll die at 56?

Tricky8 years ago

That is up to you to tell them or not

JayJayBoi9 years ago

Hire kids

UU1RR23 years ago

I dont die so FFFFUUUUUCK YOU

dankmemes1018 years ago

Hire more?

Andreig4 years ago

We create a company that pepole who are dead are robots

Hatsune8 years ago

OK But im still alive And can buy Others Employees (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

Quibbers3 months ago

Fire them at 55

Metalwork7 years ago

Mainly because it’s painless

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago

Here at Lazy Industries, we assure you’ll be a millionaire for life if you work here, without having to put in an ounce of effort! You’ll die at 56, but you weren’t going to get a fulfilling life working anywhere else regardless! Lazy Industries: We pushed a button and somehow we became rich. (tm)

JUAN ZINA9 years ago

Then my employees money is mine

AmazingSans8 years ago

But you don't die, so what does it matter? Just get new, young employees.

Timples509 years ago

Just Hire Jesus. He can live forever so durhhh

Shouhiro9 years ago

erm you know, i don't know how to tell you, but he kinda died a long time ago. Sorry.

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Yaboizackie_324 years ago

I mean I get it it’s sad but do I die?

Programer9 years ago

K

Mr-Steal7 years ago

Easy solution. Hire new people

Imbion8 years ago

Make them retire at age 55.

Gorflop7 years ago

Just hire new employees

jlars2318 years ago

it say"s you and all of your employees become millionaires, by that logic i"m thinking the 19 year old paid intern is gonna be retiring early anyway. plus there"s nothing to say you cant revive them, it just says they die at a specific age, so you could ju...[Show full comment]

AGuyWhoHasOnlyPlayedYIIK7 months ago

This is just mega corporations in real life when you think about it

Doodle1283 years ago

If they die specifically at one age in an unknown way 1, I"d be investigated constantly as the one person who doesn't die constantly and 2, nobody would work for me