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27182 (27%) people have pressed this button, while 72977 (73%) did not.
You marry the girl you love, and will be together forever.
but
She is having a secret affair, you know of, but cannot do anything to stop her.
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GamemasterDrag 11 years ago
I'm gay

MusicFloof 4 years ago
Me too :D
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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Complexfred15 3 years ago
You’re sick in the head you know that
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SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA 9 years ago
Its the girl of my dreams im chill with sharing her

Sajan 9 years ago
hahaha wtf

MetaGiga 11 years ago
Let's all think back on that game: "The Good Husband"

AmazingMew 11 years ago
And dont forget about "The Good Wife"

InsaneMonoCookie 11 years ago
I'm a woman. I'm Bi but I don't love anyone.

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
I love everyone but myself, to be honest.
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coruptedmecha 9 years ago
I can't do anothing to stop her. Who said I can't stop him (wink wink)

87Oscar87 9 years ago
If you know what I mean
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Ritty 9 years ago
As long as it isn't a former classmate then I'm good

LeilaniMonica 9 years ago
I am a girl can they put girl/boy don't mess with genders

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Kid, welcome to the internet. Where 90% of the time your gender is assumed.

Cormac Beirne 10 years ago
You could just marry the anyway, though. Right? Why do you need to hit a button to let you do that.

Unicorn111 10 years ago
I am not lesbian

A strange person 10 years ago
Replace "girl" with "boy" and "she" with "he". There you go !
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AJFelk15 9 years ago
I'm a girl? And if he cheated I would be gone!!!

Dorian Ross Basner 13 years ago
as opposed to most of these I can't find an upside to this

Boris Mrkajic 13 years ago
Jus so you know how serious I am

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Sihasaykobcdatsh would be her name if I was a boy.

DanielStanisauskis 10 years ago
Uuuuh... Would rather not press it

Daughter of Olympus 11 years ago
...i'm a girl soooo...no

77305ymmoT 10 years ago
I might not be able to do anything about it, but I could get someone else to do it.

Forgotten_fire 2 years ago
Sneeko pressed the button. the fricken cuck.

John762 11 years ago
I'm Not

BrofistKittycat 9 years ago
"together forever" LOOPHOLE :P

imavirginnn 5 years ago
whats love?

theatrechick 11 years ago
I don't like girls. I like boys.

Angelin_Minami 9 years ago
Im a girl wtf..... that means if i press it i will be gay......

LeilaniMonica 9 years ago
I would be f*ckin alone then no gay
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TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago
But, if we"re together forever... That means we"ve found a way to work it out, where we are both happy right? As much as this would suck, and I don't understand how it would work, it does suggest that our relationship works out the way it should... So...

Syd The Kid 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever? Boy: no Girl: do you even like me? Boy: no Girl: would you cry if I walked away Boy: no She'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes The boy grabbed her a... [Show full comment]

MJ777 8 years ago
I don’t want a wife I want a dog and pizza

Kathryn Dean 13 years ago
I don't...I'm not...I don't like women. -.-

Rob Anybody 11 years ago
So The Ill Made Knight and The Candle in the Wind?

Karlnova 9 years ago
What is the upside?

Homie MidNight 10 years ago
ugh i hate this mostly

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
"mostly"

WBGrock 9 years ago
Is it with lemmy? Cause that"s just to be expected.

thememescout 10 years ago
I'll marry a boy then.

Simmero 4 years ago
Im straight though..

Oskar10xd 7 years ago
It says forever so you get immortality

oldnotweak 12 years ago
that is simply a horrible button... being stuck with someone forever who will cheat on you forever... you cant kill her or her partner because that would be stopping it and you cant leave because the "upside"

87Oscar87 9 years ago
I'm asexual and aromantic...

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Then, befriend her, and if someone tries to take your new best friend, stab them.

FlowerCat 8 years ago
Imma girl...plus um thats cheating soooooooo naaaah

KaiRose 10 years ago
I'm a girl tho...Not lesbian.

Cypher 11 years ago
But we're in a pretty open relationship...

Fckyou12345 2 years ago
I don't want to press this button, as I do not want conversion "therapy"

monkeymouse1014 9 years ago
threesome

conhqir 5 years ago
i dont love anyone, this is useless to me.

jdobryan95@outlook.com 11 years ago
if you do get to be together forever, it doesn't matter about the affair

Spyarmf 10 years ago
you can always mess with her affairs until she stops

Derkaderk 10 years ago
I didnt press it because im not a guy

Chinese potato 11 years ago
The secret affair is with me

zenotheoriginal 8 years ago
i dont see a down side

Melike Elif Kartal 13 years ago
hahahaha I'm a girl.

Dawnss 11 years ago
But now I know

belle29 9 years ago
not everyone here is a straight male
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