Will You Press The Button?

you will get a weekly letter from Arnold Schwarzenegger telling you how beautiful you are.

but

every time you open the envelope you get a paper cut.

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Maharid8 months ago

?_?

Swordsman141210 years ago

I'm gonna move on to the next dilemma now, but I'LL BE BACK!

Username699 years ago

I'm old not obsolete

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Javongod3 years ago

Wear gloves 🧤 😎

AxisOliveYT4 years ago

just wear gloves B)

ththomas95 years ago

That"s sweet.

Erin Martinez12 years ago

You can ask someone else to open the envelope.

nukechicken8 years ago

Its illigle to open someon elses envolope

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C8 years ago

Open it? Why? I'm gonna make him upset cuz I'm ignoring his letters.

HunterVasek7 years ago

Gloves

danneram9 years ago

Popapo

Destiny Clem12 years ago

Have my sister open it for me...

Z0m41e7 years ago

He"s trying to say : wear gloves, you dumbasses.

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Elizabeth Kim12 years ago

I'll just write him back telling him to send a band-aid with each letter ^///^

Jdawg 9 years ago

HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKIN GENIUS

Gabrosky Riva12 years ago

I don't like Arnold but hey, free compliments.

ST3ALTHY8 years ago

U W OT M9 .......U R NOT EVEN A PERSON

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Raptorwolf38 years ago

You could probably sell those letters for a butt load of money

Spenser McManamy12 years ago

use that connection to have people pay you to open the letter, like friends and co-workers

Dannybionic3 years ago

Who the he'll is he

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago

so if i open it with metal gloves the paper will slice through it just to scratch me if i have someone else do it it launches itself through the air and grazes past my skin cutting it

RGPZ7 years ago

And This Was What Rubber Gloves Were For, Weren't They?

FalconMiner 10 years ago

So worth it.

Phacey4 years ago

I don't care about famous actors

Naki Chan9 years ago

Will gloves help? -.-

TheBulletMoBot8 years ago

Use a envelope opener. YES THEY EXIST

Emotionless butterfly9 years ago

1 it never says someone else can't open it 2 paper cuts don't hurt

ShelbyWagner8 years ago

Get my brother to do it

Icebergspaz10 years ago

Who the fuck is he?

I snort memes9 years ago

Nothing wrong

Sophieyeet6 years ago

I will get someone else to open it

DEDEDE_7last year

NO NOT A PAPER CUT

GamingSimon9 years ago

So if I leave my home for 1 month, I will get spammed by Him instead.. well. No thanks.

man2110 years ago

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RazorSB8 years ago

Gloves

MishtiDoi7 years ago

Either not open it, or get someone else to open it (it doesn't say other people will get paper cuts).

Tazzy Pup10 years ago

Cut it open with scissors

TheMLGPokerFace8 years ago

no thanks.

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

worth it

benneyboy9 years ago

He's a perv

CommonBoi50049 years ago

Ill get pewdiepie to open it

Imastrangeone5 years ago

ITS worth it

KirraKite AJ9 years ago

Ask Someone Else To Open It Then Lel >_<

EmilRavn8 years ago

put gloves on

jintoya10 years ago

nope, do not want.

dinolord sonic9 years ago

umm im not female

Timberjack4608 years ago

Use a knife

conan141211 years ago

how have only 47% clicked this?

jadynn9 years ago

Paper cuts can be avoided by letting someone else opening it for you ðŸ˜‰ lol

MariaMeep9 years ago

but then wouldn't you get a paper cut the next time you touched paper?

Chuck Cena10 years ago

Oh Arnold, you're so sweet, tee hee!

GrayEnder8 years ago

You could just know after the first like 5 times what it is and feel the sentimental value instead of reading it

J3susl1v3s3 years ago

Me be like hey bother u mind opening this letter for me then he will get the paper cut me: PAY BACK for all the times u smacked me and stuff that I’m not going to say

Tropby9 years ago

Every time YOU open the envelope, so if someone else does it for you, there's no disadvantage.

Aestheticaly7 years ago

I dont even know him......

Tankey64 years ago

You can interpret the "paper cut" part as a cut onto the paper, then it would be a win-win

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