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You become the best criminal ever to exist in the entire history of everything
but
Every time you do a successful robbery, you go down to the bar, and perform the entire music video of "Smooth Criminal" by Micheal Jackson
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TohruAdachi19874 months ago
True!

Electromagnetalast year
Cops at the bar : "Ah shit, He did it again."

meandmyfandom9 years ago
I see no downside

DACAT7 years ago
Me neither
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coolerdogpond12last year
UMM DOWNSIDE??!?!?!?!?!

coolerdogpond12last year
i already got this one

mushyiscoollast year
You've been hit by, You've been hit by, a smooth criminal.

makujah8 years ago
I get to rob those who I deem "bad people" AAAND be cool as liquid nitrogen afterwards? Sign me the fuck up.

MrMind10 months ago
Agreed!

SuperHumansUnlimited8 years ago
Error 404: Downside not found

Poonut8 years ago
Gru

Thrdai8 years ago
So don’t use robbery as your crime of choice?

MNITIMMY9 years ago
Why would I want to be a criminal?

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Because potato.
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Kohnarik7 years ago
I guess you could say there are two pros to being a con! I'll see myself out.

meatloave5 months ago
Don't let the door swat you on the ass
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AttackOnDeathNote8 years ago
I don't want to be a crimanal but it"s Micheal Jackson soooooo.

Just-Another-Fangirl7 years ago
Remind me, what is the downside?

PurpleMS4 years ago
There’s none

Darkthruster9 years ago
Wouldn't becoming the best criminal of everything mean you destroyed the universe? Would not press the button again

MinifoddaYT7 years ago
*NO*
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
How about the best cop.

Bossnuke9 years ago
I'm just singing, minding my own business... AND THE COPS ARE HEA

Emma029 years ago
That sounds amazing

Walk_on_the_butter_road7 years ago
A way too long song

Mai-chan8 years ago
Where does the problem come in? ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................[Show full comment]

IceCreem8 years ago
Sounds good to me

NotSo9 years ago
Best criminal? I would just embezzle and not rob.

Wiseturt1e8 years ago
OW!

alyssaxdlast year
no downside

ChesiresFool9 years ago
Who would not press this! So awesome and hilarious haha!

LGBOUNCER8 years ago
Id do it because id hit the National Banks and live happily on the fortune

ioquirk4 years ago
My biggest crime would be to burn down Wall Street and telling all the stupid rich people to fuck off.

TheDRXD9 years ago
downside?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
they should have hillary clinton press this. then she"d have to do smooth criminal and it"d be hilarious. she"s already a criminal.

EnderHIM8 years ago
but a criminal who does the same action after robbing cannot be a very good one

seb9 years ago
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loopholes_are_my_shit7 years ago
What’s the downside?

TheDecent10 months ago
I see nothing wrong

AurthurFrUKingKirkland9 years ago
Downside?

Hacko7 years ago
If I can see him,whatever......

CodyMac8 years ago
Twice

DorkGently8 years ago
There is literally no downside to this

the-precious-cinnamon-roll8 years ago
YOU"VE BEEN HIT BY YOU"VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

PoloMartino3 years ago
Win-win.

Zhykvar9 years ago
who sais i would make a robbery

glaringparrot449 years ago
No downsside here

Brizzle6 years ago
I see this as an absolute win!

razorsimon8 years ago
no downside oh wait i cant dance crap

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
Error 404: Downside not found.

Ifredward8 years ago
Gta V but without dying millions of times (and then dance sequence)

aafusyfidrdoftitdlast month
所以,没有代价?

ChillyChelly9 years ago
*Puts on leotard* WHO'S GONNA JOIN ME?

AeroPrior8 years ago
I fail to see the downside

MyNameIsBondlast year
Downside please.

RKO9 years ago
Worthit

ChunkyRaguYT9 years ago
There is no downside as the creator of this dilemma misspelled Michael, and there is no song called Smooth Criminal by Micheal Jackson

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago
yes there is a song called smooth criminal search it up
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