Will You Press The Button?

ReWyne 11 years ago

The first item I'm creating is a wish-granting ring.

JevilTheDevil 4 years ago

I’m sorry who on earth brings up politics on a light hearted funny push the button website?

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Mythycal6 3 years ago

the first thing I would create would be a staff that brings people back from the dead.

dbr123 11 years ago

I wouldn't give a single fuck if everyone knew...

THAwae283 8 years ago

Tell the government to suck my ass

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Zacattac 10 years ago

my first item will be an infinite energy source and my second will be a super food seed that has all the nutrients a human being needs. two people dying wouldn't even matter compared to this. also in the time of me typing this at least 20 people have died.

KURDI 4 years ago

SPAWN STORMTROOPERS AND A STAR DESTROYER BE VADER AND RULE OVER THE WORLD YES YES YES

Skull4ever 10 years ago

Can it be impossible? Id create item that grants wishes by life of leader of isis

Genral John 11 years ago

second

TheDiviler 11 years ago

FIRST MUDDEERTRUCKA

Potat 10 years ago

Yep.. first and one like

Astripedtiger 9 years ago

Can’t you just summon a monster as your body guard so you won’t get arrested

Pizzahug2002 9 years ago

Gonna make myself the jade scp ring

CoolrorU 8 years ago

You can't be poisoned but you also can't run. Or jump. Or have stamina to do most things. And the government won't use poison on you.

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

bye JB

Undertale4me 10 years ago

I don't wanna go to jail!

CODEX07 9 years ago

Then when u do, wish for a door to get out of jail

electrogame 10 years ago

if i can choose who is gonna die then its helpfull. because you could kill the terrorists

Firefly140 5 years ago

yeah just choses someone how is on a death sentence

jake1da1snake 11 years ago

Third!

Axolotltltltl 3 years ago

Pls make me timetravel back to acually press it

DuduBonesBr 9 years ago

I would want a wish granting ring(totally not copied), and then wish that the person came back to life and that nobody knew she/he had died.

mrcheese 6 years ago

get some fat bootys

Sprinkles4EVA 9 years ago

What if I kill terrorists or someone who is evil.

thebestsigne 10 years ago

Well i don't have to use this power so there is no downside

thebestsigne 10 years ago

ok the only two items at a time thing is a downside i did not read this probably

jfu 9 years ago

I don't need this, I have amazon now

JPLangley 8 years ago

Nice. I wanted to have a useless power that gets me arrested.

The_Awesomeness 2 years ago

Summon a device that can make anything, the you can use that to fix your death problem from just then, and never need it again

Tofu__ 10 years ago

2 first things: nobody dies; wishes at all moments. PROBLEM?

DuckyCZ 10 years ago

1. Item: Thing that stops the downside 2. Item: Unlimited wishes generator

Jigar 5 years ago

I wish a unlimited wish granting ring boom only 1 death then wish to bring that person back

Arachnus 10 years ago

An implant in your brain that gives you infinite power and then you can fuck with the rules and then when they die they will wake up.

POLTERPUP 6 years ago

I wish for an army of terminators that listen to me.

TomaYT 9 years ago

it dont say at how much time so it can be a second and you can make the people appear again

USGC 8 years ago

Wish granting button and revert the consequences

BodoBird 6 months ago

how do they know it was me? is it just common knowledge?

Ally_Catz123 10 years ago

I would wish for something that gave me unlimited wishes and then wish that the people came back to life.

TOSS367 3 years ago

If I make only one thing that I desire one person will die but if everyone knows then it’s not worth

BawkBakbak 9 years ago

Kill kim jong un.

thatoneguy42069 6 years ago

just being able to kill someone and being able to escape jail is amazing on its own because you can just teleport a drill or somehthing

LavaBomb 9 years ago

I don't care about these people dying, I am not standing up to get my remote

mcscelly 10 years ago

Well you would go to jail so... yea

skiitahoe 9 years ago

First thing make a reincarnation chamber second thing make a magical ring that can bypass the 2 items at once and make it have no cost at someones life

CoolrorU 8 years ago

I can do it in an emergency. Although I might get hungry... I was going to say horny there.

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON 2 years ago

Can I choose who dies? If so, this is really just two powers in one.

DavidBriggs 9 years ago

So this is like a deatnote sort of situation or... I mean they arrest you sure but where is the burden of proof. If you do get locked up cant you wish a key or whatever you need into existence to facilitate your escape. Basically the world would have to ... [Show full comment]

airmengaming 10 years ago

Just take a life from a person who is dieing

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

im getting the person i kill as the second item

SonOfABeast 5 years ago

What if I want an item that brings who ever I kill back to life then I still can have 1 of anything I want without consequence, checkmate.

flash flood 10 years ago

Wish for after live wish for a Jeanne in a bottle so the other three wish won't be on the button wish one keep afterlife now vote is the button more powerful then a jenne or is the Jenna more powerful comment now

SceptileandMew 6 years ago

First two items: A button to make sure no one dies after the first time and a pill that let"s me go invisible any time I wish

TheShiningCometShiningComet222 9 years ago

>create item that can let me do whatever i want >resurrect person that died >profit

ChloeHorvath 8 years ago

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Gamerking826 10 years ago

Why do they want to kill people so much

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

I dunno, such a sick world right?... That baby, can I kill it?

PreetyChtulu 9 years ago

I will create a rings that prevents everyone from dying

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

I eill create rings that kills everyone that does not worship me... And then kill them when they stop amusing me.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Ok, we could with killing off a few hundred thousand people anyway.

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