Will You Press The Button?

ReWyne9 years ago

The first item I'm creating is a wish-granting ring.

JevilTheDevil2 years ago

I’m sorry who on earth brings up politics on a light hearted funny push the button website?

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Mythycal6last year

the first thing I would create would be a staff that brings people back from the dead.

dbr1239 years ago

I wouldn't give a single fuck if everyone knew...

THAwae2837 years ago

Tell the government to suck my ass

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Zacattac8 years ago

my first item will be an infinite energy source and my second will be a super food seed that has all the nutrients a human being needs. two people dying wouldn't even matter compared to this. also in the time of me typing this at least 20 people have died.

KURDI3 years ago

SPAWN STORMTROOPERS AND A STAR DESTROYER BE VADER AND RULE OVER THE WORLD YES YES YES

Skull4ever8 years ago

Can it be impossible? Id create item that grants wishes by life of leader of isis

Genral John9 years ago

second

TheDiviler9 years ago

FIRST MUDDEERTRUCKA

Potat8 years ago

Yep.. first and one like

Astripedtiger8 years ago

Can’t you just summon a monster as your body guard so you won’t get arrested

Pizzahug20028 years ago

Gonna make myself the jade scp ring

CoolrorU7 years ago

You can't be poisoned but you also can't run. Or jump. Or have stamina to do most things. And the government won't use poison on you.

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

bye JB

Undertale4me8 years ago

I don't wanna go to jail!

CODEX077 years ago

Then when u do, wish for a door to get out of jail

electrogame9 years ago

if i can choose who is gonna die then its helpfull. because you could kill the terrorists

Firefly1404 years ago

yeah just choses someone how is on a death sentence

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

Third!

diosuhkmovgdbij11 months ago

啊？

Choicemaster1237 years ago

A teleporter and that person back alive, teleport them and do it like this.

dylpickel9 years ago

Just summon a ring that does your whishes and can bring people back to life

happylego918 years ago

>only kill people that are almost dead anyway >ability to grant wishes without killing people >profit

Mc30309 years ago

If you could do anything illegal you be hated by anyone anyway not just cuz your bad they'd be jealous

catloverb4 years ago

I do not want to be voted out

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp9 years ago

i would have the thingy from M.I.B That makes you forget stuff

sonic-php-master7 years ago

Wish an instant revival device

Danniboy12348 years ago

2 at a time in 0.000000001 secs. I'm sans now! Well mostly not the gravity part.

AspisofAmethyst7 years ago

Everyone knowing is the dealbreaker.

Axolotltltltl2 years ago

Pls make me timetravel back to acually press it

DuduBonesBr7 years ago

I would want a wish granting ring(totally not copied), and then wish that the person came back to life and that nobody knew she/he had died.

mrcheese5 years ago

get some fat bootys

Sprinkles4EVA8 years ago

What if I kill terrorists or someone who is evil.

thebestsigne9 years ago

Well i don't have to use this power so there is no downside

thebestsigne9 years ago

ok the only two items at a time thing is a downside i did not read this probably

jfu8 years ago

I don't need this, I have amazon now

JPLangley7 years ago

Nice. I wanted to have a useless power that gets me arrested.

The_Awesomeness11 months ago

Summon a device that can make anything, the you can use that to fix your death problem from just then, and never need it again

Tofu__9 years ago

2 first things: nobody dies; wishes at all moments. PROBLEM?

DuckyCZ9 years ago

1. Item: Thing that stops the downside 2. Item: Unlimited wishes generator

Jigar4 years ago

I wish a unlimited wish granting ring boom only 1 death then wish to bring that person back

Arachnus9 years ago

An implant in your brain that gives you infinite power and then you can fuck with the rules and then when they die they will wake up.

POLTERPUP5 years ago

I wish for an army of terminators that listen to me.

TomaYT8 years ago

it dont say at how much time so it can be a second and you can make the people appear again

USGC7 years ago

Wish granting button and revert the consequences

Ally_Catz1239 years ago

I would wish for something that gave me unlimited wishes and then wish that the people came back to life.

TOSS367last year

If I make only one thing that I desire one person will die but if everyone knows then it’s not worth

BawkBakbak7 years ago

Kill kim jong un.

thatoneguy420695 years ago

just being able to kill someone and being able to escape jail is amazing on its own because you can just teleport a drill or somehthing

LavaBomb8 years ago

I don't care about these people dying, I am not standing up to get my remote

mcscelly9 years ago

Well you would go to jail so... yea

skiitahoe8 years ago

First thing make a reincarnation chamber second thing make a magical ring that can bypass the 2 items at once and make it have no cost at someones life

CoolrorU7 years ago

I can do it in an emergency. Although I might get hungry... I was going to say horny there.

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON4 months ago

Can I choose who dies? If so, this is really just two powers in one.

DavidBriggs7 years ago

So this is like a deatnote sort of situation or... I mean they arrest you sure but where is the burden of proof. If you do get locked up cant you wish a key or whatever you need into existence to facilitate your escape. Basically the world would have to ...[Show full comment]

airmengaming8 years ago

Just take a life from a person who is dieing

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