Will You Press The Button?

SSJ3Adean9 years ago

Then I'll retain my usual knowledge. No point

ModSavvy9 years ago

This guy gets it.

Fungi12349 years ago

So then everyone is a zombie

RGPZ7 years ago

But You Can Cure The Zombies If Your The Smartest Man Alive And Just Make A Way For Them To Have Brains Again

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Hamburger Guy8 years ago

The only ones who would press this button are fucking stupid.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wait. You know how many people don’t press certain buttons because someone else pressed them? So, that means… *dies*

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago

nope. 1) I don't fancy a sex change 2) being the only smart person in a world of idiots would be a miserable and lonely existence. 3) if, however everyone literally has no brain, everyone would be dead, thus leading, again, to a miserable and lonely existence. Your button is invalid

IggyCocks2 years ago

Lean back and blow your head of, twat

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Starmany9 years ago

Having no brains means dumb but literally having no brains means that they actually don't have a brain in their head and they would be dead

UltraExcalibur8 years ago

Yes! Why? Bcuz most people don't even have brains to begin with! XD (This was a joke btw... No hate plz)

C7 years ago

Haha I agree

SquidHat7 years ago

Everyone except you will be dead, but you can think of a way to keep them alive.

Kaminomikan8 years ago

zombies?

Noneofyour-Business8 years ago

That"s how I feel. Constantly. Like I'm surrounded by imbiciles. I am living in a world of goldfish.

Hahhqhahahahah8 years ago

U can be a complete idiot because evry 1 is dead

jkmc12059 years ago

THEN THEY'D BE DEAD!!! WHY THE HECK WOULD I PRESS IT!?!?

jitanochungo9 years ago

Si, porque fabricaria cerebros jodidamente artificiales y ps5 para todos y doritos y putas cachondas y todos serían pambisitos

Kristina Esmer12 years ago

So you could still be really stupid, you just would seem smarter next to literally mindless people. This one is a no-brainer (HAA, see what I did there? :P).

Loveinator-30007 years ago

But being around dumb people is sooooo annoying.

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Liam Gibbingss12 years ago

If they literally have no brain they will all be dead.

Camilla Holmquist12 years ago

So everybody else dies, and you become smartest by default, without changing your intelligence. No thanks.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

For all we know, the button also makes you incredibly dumb. You’re still the smartest by default, it’s just because everyone else died.

Carl Hallowell12 years ago

So, I'm elected to Congress?

MishtiDoi7 years ago

There"s no upside. Also I just remember seeing a dilemma that claimed all questions on the site were written by teenage girls. Well most questions on the site actually ignore the existence of women.

Itz_Emz_So_RAWR10 years ago

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Etheallan9 years ago

That is my life

CheapSheep9 years ago

So I would be the smartest person ever... couldn't I just invent a machine to transfer some of my intelligence into the rest of the people? (aka, the idiots)

Wolvine1019 years ago

So, you also become the only person on earth? And, as you are a man, can't repopulate? Basically, your intelligence doesn't change, just everyone elses does.

olvvvvlo9 years ago

I like the part of being smart but not if everyone becomes stupid... more.

PrincessRoxy2178 years ago

i"m not a man

John Doe10 years ago

@brutis6000 *reads first line* NICE! I WILL BE KISSED! :D *stops reading*

TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago

You know you can just reply, right?

tCup5 years ago

Nope, if I die the world"s gonna end

Ophilla11 years ago

So they're dead, you're saying. Uh-uh, nope.

PirateMonster9 years ago

But I'm a woman O.o?

CamOler8 years ago

Well if everyone around you is dead, you can be the smartest person with an IQ of 0.5

jayfeather9 years ago

lol so youre normal?

Pokemon1347 years ago

Lol my last butten was right this choice is lopsided

Mr_StealYoGurl10 years ago

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The Real Pewdiepie9 years ago

What's the downside? World domination? Because no one thinks about it but you.

AviKraft7 years ago

Well since people can't live if they literally have no brain I guess I'll refrain.

ScythXGaming10 years ago

If I was the only smart one that would be a living hell

Avatardeath20659 years ago

That means your the only person in the world cause if you have no brain your dead nope

HyperJosh10 years ago

considering that everyone LITERALLY has no brain, they would be dead. the actual question is asking if you want to have all the knowledge in the universe, but you are the only one in existence

Joestar1239 years ago

hopefully they still have common sense

Cornelius_McMuffin3 years ago

You get smarter and everyone else is dead. Absolute win!

ghostcookiez9 years ago

they woldent be able to live

ITS_HOOVEY9 years ago

Literally the world now

delliselled7 years ago

I'm a girl and I'm already smart. Did I ask for a glass of your opinion?

GOpackGO9 years ago

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Creeperkiller20008 years ago

So, nothing changes?

Computer Works JC12 years ago

Literally no brain? So no matter what, I'd be the smartest by technical default. Literal lack of brain means death, so on that point, wouldn't I also be the only person in the world? Fuck this shit, I'm outta here.