Will You Press The Button?

SSJ3Adean10 years ago

Then I'll retain my usual knowledge. No point

ModSavvy9 years ago

This guy gets it.

Fungi123410 years ago

So then everyone is a zombie

RGPZ7 years ago

But You Can Cure The Zombies If Your The Smartest Man Alive And Just Make A Way For Them To Have Brains Again

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Hamburger Guy8 years ago

The only ones who would press this button are fucking stupid.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Wait. You know how many people don’t press certain buttons because someone else pressed them? So, that means… *dies*

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago

nope. 1) I don't fancy a sex change 2) being the only smart person in a world of idiots would be a miserable and lonely existence. 3) if, however everyone literally has no brain, everyone would be dead, thus leading, again, to a miserable and lonely existence. Your button is invalid

IggyCocks2 years ago

Lean back and blow your head of, twat

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Starmany9 years ago

Having no brains means dumb but literally having no brains means that they actually don't have a brain in their head and they would be dead

UltraExcalibur8 years ago

Yes! Why? Bcuz most people don't even have brains to begin with! XD (This was a joke btw... No hate plz)

C8 years ago

Haha I agree

SquidHat7 years ago

Everyone except you will be dead, but you can think of a way to keep them alive.

Kaminomikan8 years ago

zombies?

Noneofyour-Business8 years ago

That"s how I feel. Constantly. Like I'm surrounded by imbiciles. I am living in a world of goldfish.

Hahhqhahahahah8 years ago

U can be a complete idiot because evry 1 is dead

jkmc12059 years ago

THEN THEY'D BE DEAD!!! WHY THE HECK WOULD I PRESS IT!?!?

jitanochungo9 years ago

Si, porque fabricaria cerebros jodidamente artificiales y ps5 para todos y doritos y putas cachondas y todos serían pambisitos

Kristina Esmer12 years ago

So you could still be really stupid, you just would seem smarter next to literally mindless people. This one is a no-brainer (HAA, see what I did there? :P).

Loveinator-30007 years ago

But being around dumb people is sooooo annoying.

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Liam Gibbingss12 years ago

If they literally have no brain they will all be dead.

Camilla Holmquist12 years ago

So everybody else dies, and you become smartest by default, without changing your intelligence. No thanks.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

For all we know, the button also makes you incredibly dumb. You’re still the smartest by default, it’s just because everyone else died.

Carl Hallowell12 years ago

So, I'm elected to Congress?

Doodle17 months ago

That's great, but I don't like it

Cody Beahrs10 years ago

Fuck you world,prepare to be exterminated!

AssHar8 years ago

Everyone else would literally be dead without it. I think you meant "because", not "but"

BoogieBunny10 years ago

Nothing changes.

imavirginnn4 years ago

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

ninja78shiny10 years ago

i can just make a robotic brain to people because im the only smartest human in the world

Fushur8 years ago

That"s actually my Life so nothing would change

Skyler Fields11 years ago

We already know humans have no brains. Wheres the downside?

Icreatedthisfornoreason9 years ago

I'm a female.

grdavis8 years ago

Without a brain, you die. So NO

Chad Drake12 years ago

Dont press... trust me, I know from experience, being the smartest one around is only fun if others are atleast able to understand what your talking about...