Will You Press The Button?

IAmSoSmrt3 months ago

I pressed the button! Oh no everyone is dead! Oh wait, My entire family and everyone I knew came back to life! I see no problems with this

minimegaman09010 months ago

good thing that will happen #5643636366367: the downside of the button is negated

awesomewave11 months ago

uh no downside?

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

carmenwinsteadlast year

I will help you turn back

Load more replies

Rice Cake Man9 years ago

Everything that is possibly good... like the earth NOT GETTING WIPED OUT. Think about this for a second.

53278578 years ago

but you arent earth, it says the best things will only happend to YOU not to the earth.

Load more replies

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

So, everyone gets miraciously revived afterwards ?

SemiIsback7 years ago

YAY! FINALLY SOME PEACE AND QUIET WITH MY MONEY! I CAN ACTUALLY THINK oh wait

sastcl2133w9 years ago

Paradox Anything that is possibly good involves having kids and having lots of hot sex and watching new porn everyday which means people have to be around

TinaLucia2 years ago

@tricky yeah totally and you know how much raising a kid costs?

Load more replies

Starslinger7 years ago

Transfer consciousness into a robot body, build AI"s with more robot bodies, rebuild "humanity" and you get the idea.

skullpic48 years ago

simple: kill yourself

Sp3llcasterr5 years ago

Anything good happening - no need. The button will do it for you.

RoxasOblivionSlayer8 years ago

BTW, does anyone notice that if you press someone"s account name it says that they have been a member for 2017 years?

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

That"s because everyone is secretely Immortal and they have all lied to you your entire life.

John Beadoth12 years ago

soooo... I'll get married and have children, my business will be a roaring success, I will make billions of dollars, I will find spiritual enlightenment, and i will live out my days in complete and utter happiness without anyone around? dosn't really make sense...

BeepleDeeple7 years ago

*thing

Load more replies

Error01019 years ago

BUT THEN HOW WILL I GET A BLOWJOB OR LAID

Nomnom3608 years ago

Who cares?!?!?! I will become the Kinggggggg of the world!!!!

Tintoe2 years ago

King of what people?

Jacob Glenn12 years ago

Worth it. Earth needs a reboot.

RGPZ7 years ago

I Agree

Load more replies

Joseph Kirkpatrick12 years ago

Where's the downside?

Tobias Pfandzelter12 years ago

These are both the same.

Wolfswift9 years ago

So the earth not being wiped out by contagion is good right? Why would it not happen to me?

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

this contradicts itself

Nour10 years ago

My 'possibly good thing' is that every good person on the planet stays alive and every bad person dies and of course after that my wishes

EmperorBillybobTheThirteenthEBBTT8 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count do...[Show full comment]

57books7 years ago

Everything I want AND genocide? What’s the downside of this, seriously? We’re all ruining the planet anyway.

Alec Brimer12 years ago

Void no explanation needed.

Natquestions8 years ago

So I'll find a cure before everybody dies?

gennerx9 years ago

Everything good happening would involve not living in a post apocalyptic world.

splooge bob9 years ago

So basically i am legend?

Ryan20009 years ago

Seems like a win win to me

RedstoneActive7 years ago

Um...

the smart one9 years ago

if everything good happens agound one and that everything else dies isnt good then how does it make sence :/

RizeKamishiro9 years ago

But I'm not human

Devonbolster 10 years ago

Yes I can have.alien sex

Mrawesome321c8 years ago

Everything good includes they only died for a millisecond and Then came back to life

I Like Music9 years ago

But how fast is the Earth wiped out?

Evil_J4 years ago

I repopulate the world with nothing but attractive women until the next generation of my spawn!

Ipoopsometimes8 years ago

One of the good thing is the contagion misses lolololol

Poopmoop9 years ago

Have the good to be all people back on earth

CryoStep7 years ago

Paradox as fuck omg

Sam Hendriks12 years ago

i become a mutant capable of genetic modification and cloning. problem solved

cactusguy20139 years ago

But the earth getting wiped out isn't a good thing so it won't happen?

Anonumous7 years ago

Just kill yourself when your loved ones are killed. Then humankind is over. BOOM

FlareFreeze9 years ago

I see no downside plus there will still be animals to keep u company

josephojostah8 years ago

And what if I lerant how to use magic? sinse everything that is possible will happen and we dont know if magic cant be possible! so I could use magic, and even if I cant resurrenct anyone I CAN STILL SHOOT LASER BEAMS FORM MY DICK SO IS PERFECTLY FINE!

Kirby1234567897 years ago

WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?!?!?!?!?! How is that even physically possible?!?!?! :-!