Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

good thing that will happen #5643636366367: the downside of the button is negated

awesomewave 2 years ago

uh no downside?

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

DrDraackle 2 months ago

i know a bit of hemomancy, i can infuse your soul into your blood and create an artificial human body for you

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Rice Cake Man 11 years ago

Everything that is possibly good... like the earth NOT GETTING WIPED OUT. Think about this for a second.

5327857 9 years ago

but you arent earth, it says the best things will only happend to YOU not to the earth.

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Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

So, everyone gets miraciously revived afterwards ?

John Beadoth 13 years ago

soooo... I'll get married and have children, my business will be a roaring success, I will make billions of dollars, I will find spiritual enlightenment, and i will live out my days in complete and utter happiness without anyone around? dosn't really make sense...

BeepleDeeple 8 years ago

*thing

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sastcl2133w 10 years ago

Paradox Anything that is possibly good involves having kids and having lots of hot sex and watching new porn everyday which means people have to be around

TinaLucia 4 years ago

@tricky yeah totally and you know how much raising a kid costs?

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SemiIsback 8 years ago

YAY! FINALLY SOME PEACE AND QUIET WITH MY MONEY! I CAN ACTUALLY THINK oh wait

Starslinger 9 years ago

Transfer consciousness into a robot body, build AI"s with more robot bodies, rebuild "humanity" and you get the idea.

skullpic4 9 years ago

simple: kill yourself

Sp3llcasterr 7 years ago

Anything good happening - no need. The button will do it for you.

RoxasOblivionSlayer 9 years ago

BTW, does anyone notice that if you press someone"s account name it says that they have been a member for 2017 years?

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

That"s because everyone is secretely Immortal and they have all lied to you your entire life.

Error0101 11 years ago

BUT THEN HOW WILL I GET A BLOWJOB OR LAID

Nomnom360 9 years ago

Who cares?!?!?! I will become the Kinggggggg of the world!!!!

Tintoe 4 years ago

King of what people?

Jacob Glenn 13 years ago

Worth it. Earth needs a reboot.

RGPZ 8 years ago

I Agree

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Joseph Kirkpatrick 13 years ago

Where's the downside?

Tobias Pfandzelter 13 years ago

These are both the same.

Albert_Eienstein 10 years ago

Kewl

MayonaiseMan 8 years ago

But only "real" good thing happen through human interaction

Trey Cooper 13 years ago

but everything that is possibly good happens to me...

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

Loophole, it not happening is good, so it will not happen.

mbibjnh 9 years ago

I don't die but do I get hurt

Aferaiden 10 years ago

its good that i randomly found a time machine and traveled back in time to before i pressed the button so i can live in peace :)

The Boeing Kid 11 years ago

zombies!

hoc 3 years ago

💀bro you can just have a dream

TotallyAnonymous 11 years ago

If everything that is possibly good happens to you, then how is the extinction of the human race (except for one person), a good thing?

DragonGoatDuck 11 years ago

Every thing good means I could make a homunculus. (Man made dude)

I_LIKE_TOAST 7 years ago

I find a way to cure the contagion and clone versions of dead people. FIXED.

Orla 12 years ago

Then everything good wouldn't happen? Or everyone would just come back?

TeamKobus2 9 years ago

Now i know this i will get my blood tested and when said contagion comes, rich people will be vaccinated too

thesmallpotatounicorn 8 years ago

I fine with being alone

Frisk_Genocide_LV19 10 years ago

I think one of those good things would be the human race not dying out

Turtle Storm 11 years ago

Marry animals

KeyserMC 10 years ago

I have fucking tourettes, this is my dream

ACCDDACB last year

只剩我一个人还有什么好事

Genuine 11 years ago

I wouldn't like to be all alone.

Rachel Rivera 11 years ago

NO WAY!!!!!!!!

jufhrh28 5 years ago

i will be happy no matter what even if the earth got wiped out

Addsey 11 years ago

I take its a good thing that The earth is wiped out by a contagion, and you are the last surviving human then?

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago

The last one isn't good, so it won't happen. Oh well *whistling into happy life*

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

so the but comfirms the first one for me, i am of corse considering the fact that they're be enough eletricity left for just me

K-Dawn 10 years ago

Wait, which of these happens first?

littlestars 11 years ago

i could stop the earth and people from death with nice energy duh

ThatCook 10 years ago

A good thing to happen to me is to have friends LOOOOOPHOLE

Descioba 9 years ago

Earth needs a start over anyway

someboredidiot 3 years ago

I mean... it technically didn't say when...

WTFcomment 11 years ago

Loopholes.. Revive human race become a hero that'sa good thing

Free-Bird 9 years ago

Pffft. I would send my family, friends, peers, and others I find respectable to a conveniently hospitable planet elsewhere. I'll wipe out the politicians.

oldnotweak 10 years ago

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LoopholeCupcake 9 years ago

So one thing that is good is everyone surviving...

enderkid the muse of hope 11 years ago

the earth getting wiped out and you being the last human isnt a good thing so loophole

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