Will You Press The Button?

Maharid3 months ago

Where the pro here? No child forever, thanks.

Jdog79008 years ago

Lucky I only want one kid.

LittleHeizi4 months ago

@Wingsoffirelover what should they?

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ArigatoB*tch9 years ago

At least the 2nd child still went to college

19PHILLIPSHELTON7 years ago

It never says they will, just that they are older then collage grads.

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dankmemes1018 years ago

I don't want to have kids. Even if I did, I would adopt, so technically it wouldn't be my "firstborn" child. :D

dankmemes1018 years ago

Yup! :D Although, the drawings were kind of weird and they didn't draw all the scales :/ I think Joy Ang should make the comic books

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TheBlueExorcist8 years ago

>>Push Button >>Have 1 kid >>Stop at 1 >>Mission Accomplished

Waffle9118 years ago

Just skip the second kid. Have a first kid and a third. Problem is invalid

Waffle9118 years ago

Damn straight

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Pepperonutti9 years ago

I'll have two children. Just to test this... Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Lazer1239 years ago

what about the third fourth fifth etc.?

_Fredder_9 years ago

University is free in Europe...

RealPotato8 years ago

WHAT!??!?!?!??!?!

Cool-Boy-429095 years ago

Just don't have another child.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Just have one kid, loophole.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Shut up spamming people krom!

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PatrickBarker8 years ago

Simple: have 1 kid

NukeOfficial9 years ago

So what about having only one child? Noone said you had to have two, just what happens to the first and second.

Its_CX7 years ago

Get 1 child

DarthInvaderZim7 years ago

Have your first kid, then abort the second one. Now you can have the third and so on without penalty.

Pro_Cream7 years ago

Just don’t have a second kid. No down side

anxiousballoffluff7 years ago

My kidnapper is so kind as to take care of my child for me

Trenten Moore12 years ago

saves a butt ton of money

HumanRepresentative697 years ago

it can't be kidnapped if you trade it in fora goat

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Santana8 years ago

Just get one kid

AjStrat8 years ago

Who said i will have a second born

FindTheLoophole8 years ago

Me the lesbian who won't have to worry about kids

Kakkapissa12348 years ago

Poop

Ughrble9 years ago

I don't even want children

Cical7 years ago

what happens if you have one kid... or have one kid, he is born, then dies of illness, and then you can have more

jackohans53 years ago

College is not necessarily success.

DJ Lionheart 9 years ago

Either no kids or just one kid

Table_Pepper9 years ago

Never said that you can't have more than 2 kids

Donovaniscool315 years ago

Jokes on you I don't want kids

Impulse1238 years ago

Ha! Jokes on you! I'm not having any kids! Wonder where all that money for college is gonna go to....

P4bl0Que7 years ago

Just have one.

lillyhathaway8 years ago

Twins and a C section taken out at the same time...

IoIyesterday

lol

Lord-Keem8 years ago

I could just only have one kis

Deer49552 years ago

So, if I end up with twins, they get a separated at birth story to tell at partys.

Blackout-Button4 years ago

I won’t have children....

Panifex8 years ago

Easy. Have just one child

Breanna nom9 years ago

hey they'll both be grown not my problem

Trina8 years ago

Not going to have 2 children

16_Bit_Pixel6 years ago

What if I'm the second born child?

julekjej12 months ago

If I'd be able to fund a child, that means I'd get money. But I don't have to actually have a child.

Qwertyone9 years ago

One child, then. Problem solved.

BawbRaws8 years ago

That sounds like a "Sophie"s Choice"-esque nightmare, for the most part. I vote HECK NO on this one.

SomeRazorThing7 years ago

Happy renion :3 At least he gets returned . Never said he got hurt.

SachiLal8 years ago

Wow...no dirty diapers

peter-pepar3 years ago

solution only get 1 child

DiamondCatsRule9 years ago

Oh ummm, this is umm, good?

Donovaniscool315 years ago

Jokes on you I don't want kids

Chatt8 years ago

I wouldn't even have a second child...lol 😈

Lzke7 years ago

*laughs in european*

Fireball8279 years ago

I just have one kid. Crisis averted.

Joshy098 years ago

Kidnapper: Here"s your child back. >:( Me: Oh wow thanks for babysitting!

19PHILLIPSHELTON7 years ago

Instant reality show!

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