19461 (33%) 39853 (67%)
19461 (33%) people have pressed this button, while 39853 (67%) did not.
You will be able to easily fund your firstborn child through college.
but
Your second born child will be kidnapped at birth and returned to you aged after college.
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Maharid3 months ago
Where the pro here? No child forever, thanks.

Jdog79008 years ago
Lucky I only want one kid.

LittleHeizi4 months ago
@Wingsoffirelover what should they?
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ArigatoB*tch9 years ago
At least the 2nd child still went to college

19PHILLIPSHELTON7 years ago
It never says they will, just that they are older then collage grads.
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dankmemes1018 years ago
I don't want to have kids. Even if I did, I would adopt, so technically it wouldn't be my "firstborn" child. :D

dankmemes1018 years ago
Yup! :D Although, the drawings were kind of weird and they didn't draw all the scales :/ I think Joy Ang should make the comic books
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TheBlueExorcist8 years ago
>>Push Button >>Have 1 kid >>Stop at 1 >>Mission Accomplished

Waffle9118 years ago
Just skip the second kid. Have a first kid and a third. Problem is invalid

Waffle9118 years ago
Damn straight
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Pepperonutti9 years ago
I'll have two children. Just to test this... Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Lazer1239 years ago
what about the third fourth fifth etc.?

_Fredder_9 years ago
University is free in Europe...

RealPotato8 years ago
WHAT!??!?!?!??!?!

Cool-Boy-429095 years ago
Just don't have another child.

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Just have one kid, loophole.

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Shut up spamming people krom!
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PatrickBarker8 years ago
Simple: have 1 kid

NukeOfficial9 years ago
So what about having only one child? Noone said you had to have two, just what happens to the first and second.

Its_CX7 years ago
Get 1 child

DarthInvaderZim7 years ago
Have your first kid, then abort the second one. Now you can have the third and so on without penalty.

Pro_Cream7 years ago
Just don’t have a second kid. No down side

anxiousballoffluff7 years ago
My kidnapper is so kind as to take care of my child for me

Trenten Moore12 years ago
saves a butt ton of money

HumanRepresentative697 years ago
it can't be kidnapped if you trade it in fora goat
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Santana8 years ago
Just get one kid

AjStrat8 years ago
Who said i will have a second born

FindTheLoophole8 years ago
Me the lesbian who won't have to worry about kids

Kakkapissa12348 years ago
Poop

Ughrble9 years ago
I don't even want children

CameronCollins7 years ago
Only have one child

Okarin8 years ago
I'm french, college is free

HEHEHAHAlast year
I don't want chi ldren yall

Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago
*Won't have second child*

dankmemes1018 years ago
*Won't have a first child*

Sporlings4 years ago
I don't have to have a second child.

TimmoBob8 years ago
Holy SH*T! That"s crazy, because I mean, you should live all your children equally, so you wouldn't press the button, but at the same time, you might, and just not have a second. But what if you have twins??? Sorry, George, you came three minutes after Fred, so you"re getting kidnapped????

Donutsu5 years ago
Adoption

Diogenes9 years ago
Lol, it's good to live in a country that has free education :D

lillyhathaway8 years ago
Someone else pays for my kids college... where"s the downside?

spiral9 years ago
I never want two kids

marxman8 years ago
*has first child* Time to get a vasectomy.

Swamperaolo3 years ago
I don’t want a second child anyway, so easy choice

David4life7 years ago
Then I will not have a 2nd kid

DivyanshNegi4 years ago
I don't do sex twois

QualityLuxury8 years ago
Only have one kid. No downside

Xx_Bill Cipher_xX9 years ago
just have two guards guarding my wife's ummm you know what :S

ThatOnePanda8 years ago
I could never has favoritism over anything / anyone..

Japanese Yakuza9 years ago
Just have one kid!

Beastmausi7 years ago
Here is the easiest solution... adopt

TheGameFanaticlast year
I only want one kid

Ricky_969 years ago
I don't want kids

HumanRepresentative697 years ago
he can't be kidnapped if you trade it in for a goat

Cical7 years ago
what happens if you have one kid... or have one kid, he is born, then dies of illness, and then you can have more

jackohans53 years ago
College is not necessarily success.

DJ Lionheart 9 years ago
Either no kids or just one kid

Table_Pepper9 years ago
Never said that you can't have more than 2 kids

Donovaniscool315 years ago
Jokes on you I don't want kids

Impulse1238 years ago
Ha! Jokes on you! I'm not having any kids! Wonder where all that money for college is gonna go to....

P4bl0Que7 years ago
Just have one.
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