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You will be able to easily fund your firstborn child through college.
but
Your second born child will be kidnapped at birth and returned to you aged after college.
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awedar 8 months ago
win win??? i can ignore 1 child and the other gets raised for me??

Maharid 2 years ago
Where the pro here? No child forever, thanks.

Jdog7900 9 years ago
Lucky I only want one kid.

LittleHeizi 2 years ago
@Wingsoffirelover what should they?
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ArigatoB*tch 10 years ago
At least the 2nd child still went to college

19PHILLIPSHELTON 9 years ago
It never says they will, just that they are older then collage grads.
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dankmemes101 9 years ago
I don't want to have kids. Even if I did, I would adopt, so technically it wouldn't be my "firstborn" child. :D

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Yup! :D Although, the drawings were kind of weird and they didn't draw all the scales :/ I think Joy Ang should make the comic books
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TheBlueExorcist 9 years ago
>>Push Button >>Have 1 kid >>Stop at 1 >>Mission Accomplished

Waffle911 10 years ago
Just skip the second kid. Have a first kid and a third. Problem is invalid

Waffle911 9 years ago
Damn straight
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Pepperonutti 10 years ago
I'll have two children. Just to test this... Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Lazer123 10 years ago
what about the third fourth fifth etc.?

_Fredder_ 10 years ago
University is free in Europe...

RealPotato 9 years ago
WHAT!??!?!?!??!?!

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Just have one kid, loophole.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Shut up spamming people krom!
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Cool-Boy-42909 6 years ago
Just don't have another child.

PatrickBarker 9 years ago
Simple: have 1 kid

NukeOfficial 10 years ago
So what about having only one child? Noone said you had to have two, just what happens to the first and second.

Trenten Moore 13 years ago
saves a butt ton of money

HumanRepresentative69 9 years ago
it can't be kidnapped if you trade it in fora goat
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Its_CX 9 years ago
Get 1 child

DarthInvaderZim 9 years ago
Have your first kid, then abort the second one. Now you can have the third and so on without penalty.

Pro_Cream 9 years ago
Just don’t have a second kid. No down side

anxiousballoffluff 9 years ago
My kidnapper is so kind as to take care of my child for me

Santana 9 years ago
Just get one kid

AjStrat 9 years ago
Who said i will have a second born

FindTheLoophole 9 years ago
Me the lesbian who won't have to worry about kids

Kakkapissa1234 9 years ago
Poop

Ughrble 10 years ago
I don't even want children

Beastmausi 8 years ago
Here is the easiest solution... adopt

ThatOnePanda 9 years ago
I could never has favoritism over anything / anyone..

Japanese Yakuza 10 years ago
Just have one kid!

TheGameFanatic 2 years ago
I only want one kid

Ricky_96 11 years ago
I don't want kids

HumanRepresentative69 9 years ago
he can't be kidnapped if you trade it in for a goat

jackohans5 5 years ago
College is not necessarily success.

Cical 9 years ago
what happens if you have one kid... or have one kid, he is born, then dies of illness, and then you can have more

Impulse123 9 years ago
Ha! Jokes on you! I'm not having any kids! Wonder where all that money for college is gonna go to....

DJ Lionheart 10 years ago
Either no kids or just one kid

Table_Pepper 10 years ago
Never said that you can't have more than 2 kids

Donovaniscool31 6 years ago
Jokes on you I don't want kids

IoI last year
lol

P4bl0Que 8 years ago
Just have one.

lillyhathaway 9 years ago
Twins and a C section taken out at the same time...

Lord-Keem 10 years ago
I could just only have one kis

Deer4955 3 years ago
So, if I end up with twins, they get a separated at birth story to tell at partys.

Breanna nom 10 years ago
hey they'll both be grown not my problem

Blackout-Button 6 years ago
I won’t have children....

Panifex 9 years ago
Easy. Have just one child

16_Bit_Pixel 8 years ago
What if I'm the second born child?

Trina 9 years ago
Not going to have 2 children

BawbRaws 9 years ago
That sounds like a "Sophie"s Choice"-esque nightmare, for the most part. I vote HECK NO on this one.

julekjej 2 years ago
If I'd be able to fund a child, that means I'd get money. But I don't have to actually have a child.

Qwertyone 11 years ago
One child, then. Problem solved.

SachiLal 10 years ago
Wow...no dirty diapers

peter-pepar 5 years ago
solution only get 1 child

SomeRazorThing 9 years ago
Happy renion :3 At least he gets returned . Never said he got hurt.
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