Will You Press The Button?

Plasmawindlast year

But my survival is guaranteed how do I have a 50% chance of dying?

Insertcursedusername2 years ago

What the fuck does this even mean?

Rob Anybody9 years ago

This isn't would you rather.

MaxMcBosszz9 years ago

Ikr, who ever made this doesn't know what he/she's playing...

Psykness3 years ago

Is this why Putin is invading Ukraine?

48Caleb9 years ago

Why would i want anyone to die??? Sick people these days...

mythic_gamer7 years ago

raven u sound like Thanos in Avengers infinity war

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FelixAL998 years ago

ok this is just ""do you wan to have 50% of dying just because?""

Tommy McPartland12 years ago

Or I could just not push the button and not risk dying at all? O_o

DeledeRio2 years ago

thats what I thought

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ButtonPresser6669 years ago

Just don't press the button and there will be no Apocalypses at all!

MCMotschi7 years ago

Literally: Press the button to kill billions of people in 2 apocalypses with a 50% chance of dying yourself

just_some_russian_dj3 months ago

😭🙏

Sprinkles4EVA8 years ago

Or you can not press the button and save mankind

NightmareBlue8 years ago

so i surviv apocalapes 1 then 50 50 of surviving number 2?

Bence85prof8 years ago

YOLOOOOO

Joshua Heddlesten12 years ago

wait....what...like what im confused

P0$H9 years ago

Hmmmmm no thanks ðŸ˜‰

Darius Kerravala12 years ago

Um, this pretty much negates it's self. First part, survival for you is guaranteed, second part, 50% chance.... Wat?

henloitsyaboi2 years ago

yea exactly

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Andrew Logan12 years ago

Whoever wrote this one doesn't understand how the game works. It's not "if you press the button, this happens; but if you don't, that happens"... It's "if you press the button, there's this upside and that downside".

Creeperface1309 years ago

I would still not press it either way.

Samuel Hillis12 years ago

grammar no!

mythic_gamer7 years ago

who r u Yoda??? lol XD

Ryland Terpstra-Carmichael12 years ago

What's the upside?

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Oxymoron.

Jessica Trunk12 years ago

I know the Winchesters, bring it!

Finnasauras4 years ago

wat

Nateily9 years ago

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Vulkanyte8 years ago

50 percent chance to die guaranteed to live

FireLordElmo10 years ago

Where TF is the upside?

Muranzo9 years ago

Um what's the good part of this and why did 46% of you press the button?

JohnSkinner8 years ago

I think someone is confused that the middle word is BUT...its not THIS OR THAT...

Ana Avalos12 years ago

This is so fucking stupid.

The Last One9 years ago

Always lucky.

Flamingoboi6 years ago

My survival isn't guaranteed, it said it wad

Andy29 years ago

There are too many people and il die eventually anyways

William777last year

Where is the upside

Korrok9 years ago

The word you're looking for is "Or", not but.

Paperstuffandcats7 years ago

Its like die or not die. Simple

T0T19 years ago

Cause Apocalypse for shits 'n' giggles? What??

domowolfn8 years ago

it"s pretty bad either way.

sportsfreak4238 years ago

isn't this a would you rather question?

awsome.110 years ago

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mrcory1239 years ago

wait, first it says your survival is guaranteed, then it says its a 50% chance, what is it button?

moeL3573R3 years ago

its a would u rather

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CMHammond9 years ago

Spam...

YourMackDaddy11 years ago

Its not a fucking OR button

angle wings9 years ago

I don't get it, I was GUARANTEE that I would survive.:(

buttonieatmmmm4 years ago

it says we will survive but it also says we have a 50% chance of dying what the heck

The_evil_Banana9 years ago

i could live without an apocalips

GhostGirl6279 years ago

Idc if I die this world sucks! We've got Hillary and Donald running for president.

mylee12347 years ago

I'll take anything to get rid of the people i hate.

boocat17679 years ago

WHERE IS THE POSITIVE SIDE?

Timothyjtaylor098 years ago

I agree with Andrew Logan

Valerie Dunn12 years ago

I feel like this was meant to be an "or" question...

SleepyFurry879 months ago

So billions of people will die but only tens of millions of people will die and my survival is guaranteed but I have a 50% of dying? What? r/ihadastroke

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