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You are the immortal company owner of a video game company that is extremely successful, and you may do what you want whenever.
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You may be immortal, but that require you have taken apart some of yourself to be replaced with robotic parts which need checked every year for bugs. Of course, there is a small chance of corruption in your hardware...
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Corbioss10 years ago
So Im a rich badass cyborg that can live forever. Done and done.

Dark_Hunter977 years ago
Lol
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horrible person9 years ago
Corruption in my... Hardware? I'm no tech genius, but isn't it SOFTWARE that can be corrupted?

icecreamsoft11 months ago
shut up dude
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leweirdo9 years ago
plese don't make my HARDware onto SOFTware.

Baughg18 years ago
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nog-cocobutter9 years ago
i will be a rich gaming immortal cyborg , SUCK IT BITCHES !

ErdoS9 years ago
Do i have to stay away from rain?

Xx-Sky-xX5 years ago
I would guess that your cybernetic limbs would be waterproof with the money you get.

potatobutt9 years ago
DOWNSIDE ???

Fudge7 years ago
love ur pic

MAGICMILKMAN 4609 years ago
Video game check,successful check,FREAKING ROBOT LIMBS CHECK.

TheGuyWithaCookie9 years ago
have a toe replaced no worries there

Baughg18 years ago
Id have everything but my head replaced ill be so badass

Thebuttonguys7 years ago
Replace my nose or whatever

Lord-Blumiere7 years ago
The most perfect loophole, because the nose is apart of your body and it said only to replace one peice of your body

Reecekoopa7 years ago
You are immortal so can’t die and if you robotics get broken you have all the money in the world so it can just be fixed again. DUH!!!

Ichthyosaur11 years ago
So, basically I'm Gabe Newell?

TheFangSome138 years ago
Presses button, becomes part Data, never failing hardware

SajFlatter8 years ago
I never asked for this

asome9 years ago
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shylah 9 years ago
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dragonrider28929 years ago
make one fleck of hair robotic then rip it out problem solved

TheRealMudkip139 years ago
or u know, HAVE AN EPIC ROBOT ARM THAT WOULD LOOK BADASS AS F*CK

george009 years ago
WE ROBOTS WILL RISE ..

pankake9 years ago
Who said no? Screw humanity! Videogames for da win

Soupah Mario10 years ago
APERTURE SCIENCE. WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN As long as the robot looks near perfectly humanoid.

73Shellder10 years ago
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Jacob Wright12 years ago
Hardware's easy to fix, just get replacement parts.

Mark Gonzalez12 years ago
this is gabe newell in a nutshell

BellaTheSylveon49509 years ago
thats bullshit! who wrote this smh >:( i hope this goes down (O//3//<) kawaii face for life mofo

Batlol4208 years ago
Have spare and keep switching while the other gets upgraded or debugged whatever

Atarus11 years ago
Fuck yeah terminator time.

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
So what"s the downside again?

mrb7738 years ago
Todd Howard

TheInternetTroll9 years ago
Bruh thats beast. I'd take that anyday

Qackydontus7 years ago
Downside???

I DE BEST KID9 years ago
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RainaLovesStampy9 years ago
I'll replace my arms and legs and become Iron Man HECK YEAH

LunarMoone7 years ago
Malfunction after a hundred years, no more immortality! I generally want to die one day....

LunarMoone7 years ago
Genuinely*

Mattie Gamer10 years ago
Corruption? *Pays millions to get it fixed* there all sorted

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AllieLlama8 years ago
I get to become some badass cyborg!

11256629 years ago
No way

Pokeplays091250wyptb4 years ago
take my penis and nose

linkguy33059 years ago
i can install a program to have no corruptions

oldnotweak9 years ago
if we do away with the immortal part its good

Lord-Blumiere7 years ago
Soo.... Cyborg only instead of being in the Teen Titans or Justice League, he"s a business owner?

InLoveWithPapyton8 years ago
OH MY GOD I CAN FINALLY BE METTATON!!!

Aaron Green12 years ago
As long as the robot parts are away from my brain I should be fine

AngelFox7 years ago
I'm so rich i can pay for a surgery for my body parts to be stiched back...and plus it isnt risky because im frickin immortal

OverlordMcgeek9 years ago
tl;dr

bertofoda58 years ago
*sings* Im already immortal, hum hum!

Darius Kovac12 years ago
You're immortal. You have all the time in the world to fix urswlf

Andy29 years ago
Good now I can buy out origins and bioware Hurray.Now to make the best mass effect game ever.

Shadow Hole9 years ago
It's one of my dream....

Kyranwyatt3 years ago
It depends on what part of my body is replaced if you know what i mean

patrikcath9 years ago
I own epic company, we have ITs to fix it

Olinn20008 years ago
not gonna be a pevert or anything (shut up Olinn you"ar)CLOSE YOU"R YAP so i can make porn games and everybody would buy them? the"t is disgusting
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