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You run 250% faster than the average normal man.
but
A mini-atomic bomb is implanted into your skull, if you stop running for 1 - 2 hours it will detonate
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oOBlakeOo8 years ago
I can't run because of my heart problem so it would be if I don't run I die or if I do run I will be in extreme pain and have a high chance of dying... where is the up side?

Dat1Buttonpresser4 months ago
upside is you get to be a cool explosion

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
Also, I've figured out a loophole: use a treadmill!!

cheeseburger537 years ago
For as long as it takes doctors to get the bomb out of my head
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the Duckworth 9 years ago
You cant sleep though

DragonEXE9 years ago
Running to the movies. One movie later, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marc Ylisse12 years ago
That means you can't sleep either Or is everyone suddenly going to sleep-run?

dAthenab8 years ago
Treadmill
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MoonlightEcho118 years ago
Get doctors or someone to remove the bomb.

Blockman3508 years ago
And you"re gonna sit down for the operation and 2 hours later you"re all dead.

awesomeunicorn89 years ago
WTF Me no like run

tomcps9 years ago
Running for a few seconds then you have 2 hours

Jess Hallowell12 years ago
have the bomb removed?

Choicemaster1237 years ago
That would kill you.
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Max GT12 years ago
go olyimpics, win, get money, have the bomb removed

Blockman3508 years ago
If the surgery takes more than 2 hours everyone dies you know.
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Diego Ramirez Rodriguez12 years ago
who the fuck thinks this stuff ? are they even getting paid?

Derpzdud6 years ago
Have it removed. :p

Jake Pastoor12 years ago
You can have it removed with surgery

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
Easy just do the surgery really quickly

Arock29949 years ago
Also I would win the Olympics and receive money to get the bomb removed from my head

_Anonymous10 years ago
Not worth it, once you fall asleep you will just blow up.

Sylvezi7 years ago
Surgery to remove it

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
*runs into glacier*

Professor Zoom10 years ago
I'll use this speed to find the most efficient surgeon to remove the bomb. Then I'll use my insomnia to my advantage and give the bomb a little jog every 1 1/2 hours. I'll eventually hand it over to the folks over at ISIS and neglect to give them the proper instructions. Then I wait.

bronxloverboy8 years ago
this would be perfect for my little sister

An-Idiot4 years ago
Run in place

Laura Pears12 years ago
Hello there Mr Bolt, I wanna play a game...

skylanders king9 years ago
keep runing the bomb will overload and will deactavate

Dirk9 years ago
I lazy no no

KingSavage420110 years ago
You guys are fuckin crazy!

srrsd7 years ago
*and woman

Someone2710 years ago
The AVERAGE NORMAL man.

Annawesome8 years ago
run for 3 seconds every hour

ZeusOmega119 years ago
Allah Akbar bitches

grene dae8 years ago
why does everyone think they couldn't sleep? Just set a timer for every 1.45 hours (to be safe) and then run once across your room and go back to sleep

ethan_kirk79 years ago
So...Usain Bolt with a self-destruct button?

Glubler2 years ago
No sleep!

FireRed10 years ago
Ill sleep on a tredmill

chris13129 years ago
hell I doubt 250% faster than the average normal man is fast enough to win at the Olympics, also it says nothing about having limitless endurance so I'd probably collapse after a while and blow up.

Zacattac9 years ago
so you don't think 67.5 mph is fast enough to win olympics?

CaffeineCream5 years ago
Sleep is for the weak anyways.

Krusty_Anne7 years ago
I'm against finding loop holes cause it takes the fun out of it in mu opinion, but it doesn't even say how long you should run. You could literally just run like 3 steps and be done. Not being able 8 hours straight would suck though and polyphasic would probably be inconvenient

Miracle9 years ago
I but driving is still faster

PinkTomato10 years ago
gogogggogo GATTA GO FAST!!!!

JoshPericoloAx9 years ago
Whats avg man? Cause i can run pretty fast

Professor Zoom10 years ago
Not enough to kill everyone but I'd like to know what the news stations would say.

Bradinator3434 years ago
That"s just suicide

Hölden Andrew Karate12 years ago
Seriously?

Skull4ever8 years ago
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pokefan20169 years ago
so ummm no sleep then?

xXMrBloodLustXx9 years ago
Just have a very guick surgery to get the bomb removed

reigns20029 years ago
You are my nega

Aestheticaly7 years ago
i could die easily... with no pain.... as soon as you stop the bomb detonate destroying ur head and than ur body..... downside?

Ninjacowz123410 years ago
Fuck that

Slendy22217 years ago
Just move one second

utrarafat9 years ago
no one said u cant remove the mini-atomic bomb
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