Will You Press The Button?

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Also, I've figured out a loophole: use a treadmill!!

cheeseburger53 8 years ago

For as long as it takes doctors to get the bomb out of my head

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oOBlakeOo 9 years ago

I can't run because of my heart problem so it would be if I don't run I die or if I do run I will be in extreme pain and have a high chance of dying... where is the up side?

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago

upside is you get to be a cool explosion

the Duckworth 11 years ago

You cant sleep though

DragonEXE 10 years ago

Running to the movies. One movie later, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marc Ylisse 13 years ago

That means you can't sleep either Or is everyone suddenly going to sleep-run?

dAthenab 9 years ago

Treadmill

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MoonlightEcho11 9 years ago

Get doctors or someone to remove the bomb.

Blockman350 9 years ago

And you"re gonna sit down for the operation and 2 hours later you"re all dead.

Jess Hallowell 13 years ago

have the bomb removed?

Choicemaster123 9 years ago

That would kill you.

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awesomeunicorn8 11 years ago

WTF Me no like run

tomcps 11 years ago

Running for a few seconds then you have 2 hours

Max GT 13 years ago

go olyimpics, win, get money, have the bomb removed

Blockman350 9 years ago

If the surgery takes more than 2 hours everyone dies you know.

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Diego Ramirez Rodriguez 13 years ago

who the fuck thinks this stuff ? are they even getting paid?

KingSavage4201 11 years ago

You guys are fuckin crazy!

srrsd 8 years ago

*and woman

Dirk 10 years ago

I lazy no no

Annawesome 9 years ago

run for 3 seconds every hour

ZeusOmega11 10 years ago

Allah Akbar bitches

Someone27 11 years ago

The AVERAGE NORMAL man.

ethan_kirk7 11 years ago

So...Usain Bolt with a self-destruct button?

Glubler 3 years ago

No sleep!

FireRed 12 years ago

Ill sleep on a tredmill

grene dae 9 years ago

why does everyone think they couldn't sleep? Just set a timer for every 1.45 hours (to be safe) and then run once across your room and go back to sleep

CaffeineCream 6 years ago

Sleep is for the weak anyways.

chris1312 11 years ago

hell I doubt 250% faster than the average normal man is fast enough to win at the Olympics, also it says nothing about having limitless endurance so I'd probably collapse after a while and blow up.

Zacattac 11 years ago

so you don't think 67.5 mph is fast enough to win olympics?

Miracle 10 years ago

I but driving is still faster

PinkTomato 11 years ago

gogogggogo GATTA GO FAST!!!!

Krusty_Anne 8 years ago

I'm against finding loop holes cause it takes the fun out of it in mu opinion, but it doesn't even say how long you should run. You could literally just run like 3 steps and be done. Not being able 8 hours straight would suck though and polyphasic would probably be inconvenient

Professor Zoom 11 years ago

Not enough to kill everyone but I'd like to know what the news stations would say.

JoshPericoloAx 11 years ago

Whats avg man? Cause i can run pretty fast

Skull4ever 10 years ago

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pokefan2016 11 years ago

so ummm no sleep then?

Bradinator343 5 years ago

That"s just suicide

HÃ¶lden Andrew Karate 13 years ago

Seriously?

reigns2002 11 years ago

You are my nega

Aestheticaly 8 years ago

i could die easily... with no pain.... as soon as you stop the bomb detonate destroying ur head and than ur body..... downside?

xXMrBloodLustXx 10 years ago

Just have a very guick surgery to get the bomb removed

Slendy2221 9 years ago

Just move one second

utrarafat 10 years ago

no one said u cant remove the mini-atomic bomb

Ninjacowz1234 11 years ago

Fuck that

MeLoveNoodles 11 years ago

Have one of those thingamabobs that if you run you stay in one place and have surgury

the117doctor 10 years ago

Treadmill.

FluffyButt 3 years ago

that seems like a 'Saw' style trap except its not a trap and you can't remove it

getrekt 12 years ago

On my way to ISIS jQuery

Cissycat 9 years ago

Just get to a doctor that"s really quick I mean the lastic (or however it"s spelled) only takes like 20-30 min or less it can't be that hard, right?

Blockman350 9 years ago

Head surgery is very difficult you know.

SpamtonG.Spamton 6 years ago

Try to go downhill down a mountain to increase the speed so you can phase the bomb out

BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago

Why the hell would I press the button?

danfam 11 years ago

WHY. JUST WHY.

PinkTomato 11 years ago

just get it removed

Alphatech 8 years ago

that"s a shitty life to live governments wouldn't let you freely run around there cities youd be forced to run in empty areas of the planet all alone with perhaps a military jet plane following you around, there no advantage to this life, and to top it off... [Show full comment]

azraeloni 11 years ago

Yays make the bomb huge and cause fallout 5

LoopOrStoop 9 years ago

get a surgery iiiiidiot

DarkSpiderGamingXL 11 years ago

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