Will You Press The Button?

meatloave12 months ago

I travel to a room where a superpower ring waits for me to pick it up as well as a bank card in my name that cant be lost,stolen or broken and has 1 billion tax free $. I also age backwards 1 month every 5 seconds while im in this room.

Euan Reid12 years ago

You'd save more than 2.5 years on travel time

mitchelllllol3 years ago

but you don't experience it, if you skip 3 years of college you don't learn anything, you skipped it, you lose 2.5 years no matter what

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Tinker Bell9 years ago

but only 2.5 because it doesn't say every time

Ismail Anwar12 years ago

Either meant; (1)lose 2.5 years to gain the ability. or; (2)lose 2.5 every time you teleport. If (1) then you'll more than make up the time in cut travel and if (2) then just dont use the ability unless you have to. 37% of people didnt think this through.

Mahmoud Al-Hajery12 years ago

I think he meant every time u travel u lose 2.5 years of ur life ;)

JasonWrone8 years ago

But he didn't SAY that

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Timelypat8 years ago

Why is the amount of life lost so specific?

Johto Trainer9 years ago

If you want to commit suicide, just travel 1 mm everywhere

Attilafag8 years ago

I'm here for a good time, not a long time

you_got_no_jams10 years ago

What if I wanted to go the Maccas and I'm too lazy to walk... ;-;

dickhead553 years ago

what if im 2 months old would i be negative 2.5 years old?

Iconoclasm_10 years ago

Like Zyx says, you'd probably save 2.5 years of time anyway.

Uoro6 years ago

I'm living in germany. The German Railways is absolutely atrocious, last week I almost had to pay 100€ because their app guided me into the wrong train. The place I'm living in is pretty remote. My girlfriend is living 1.5 h per car away but thanks to the ...[Show full comment]

SCP Foundation9 years ago

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theawkward7 years ago

why would i want to leave my house

shadow warrior9 years ago

Just go back in time before you die.

aspol129 years ago

He did not say time travel.

XMark10 years ago

I say "no" now, but if a habitable world greater than 2.5 light-years away is discovered and FTL travel is never invented, there may be a use for this power.

foxy ...[fnaf]9 years ago

BUT how long do u live

eepydreemurrlast year

could only use it in extreme situations

Kris Binkley12 years ago

If you didn't press this button, I pity your stupidity. Instant Traveling would save you more than 2.5 years, and if you seriously don't think it would; what's the real difference between 78 y/o and 80 y/o.

abcx8 years ago

If it said I"d loose 2.5 years every time I pressed the button, I would not have pressed it.

abcx8 years ago

*used the ability instead of pressed the button

R_L_N5 years ago

You lose 2.5 years, then you can teleport and time travel. Just travel to a time when immortality is invented. Even without, its 2.5 years of life in exchange for crazy superpowers that can potentially advance humanity hundreds of years.

MaxMcBosszz9 years ago

Travel 10 years back in time, then travel forward in time 10 years again. Thats if u want to die qucker

Hose10 years ago

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SPACEJUMPER 90009 years ago

Before I die I'l Go back 2.5 years and keep repeating.

Genevieve10 years ago

im not sure how long i have to live so losing 2.5 years isnt going to stop me from living now

Jaydizzle5147 years ago

Loophole. It says you lose 2.5 years of your life NOT 2.5 years everytime you use it therefore it"s a one time 2.5 year loss of life. Hahahahahahaha

David Lavell Baker12 years ago

Sweet! of course on our deathbeds we're gonna beg for those 30 months back

Kaminomikan8 years ago

2.5 years in exchange of being able to be instantly at any time wherever I want? I don't think that I'm unlucky enough to have less than 2.5 years of life left

Fangheart9 years ago

FOR SCIENCE!!!

MandM4188 years ago

*randomly pops into Shawn Mendes"s house*

Alpha750210 years ago

NT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five ...[Show full comment]

AsuraShun3 years ago

travel into a black hole when you feel like ending it all

ProGamer_UTube10 years ago

I go in the futer where there is a drink that give you 2.5 more years of life xd

lonewolf12156 years ago

Is it every time, or just 2.5 years, and that"s it, you can constantly use it without any more risk.

SCP Foundation9 years ago

NEED YOUR HELP,PEOPLE!!!I WANT MARKIPLIER TO SEE THIS COMMENT AS SOON A POSSIBLE!!!PLEASE!!!BEG EVERYONE!!!rnJUST SPAM IT EVERYVERE,WHERE MARK CAN READ IT,OK?THANK YOU,DUDES!!!rn"MARK,I WANT TO ASK YOU AND BLOWETTY WILD TO PLAY ANY GAME!!!TOGATHER!!!I NEED...[Show full comment]