Will You Press The Button?

meatloave 2 years ago

I travel to a room where a superpower ring waits for me to pick it up as well as a bank card in my name that cant be lost,stolen or broken and has 1 billion tax free $. I also age backwards 1 month every 5 seconds while im in this room.

Euan Reid 13 years ago

You'd save more than 2.5 years on travel time

mitchelllllol 4 years ago

but you don't experience it, if you skip 3 years of college you don't learn anything, you skipped it, you lose 2.5 years no matter what

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Tinker Bell 10 years ago

but only 2.5 because it doesn't say every time

Ismail Anwar 13 years ago

Either meant; (1)lose 2.5 years to gain the ability. or; (2)lose 2.5 every time you teleport. If (1) then you'll more than make up the time in cut travel and if (2) then just dont use the ability unless you have to. 37% of people didnt think this through.

Mahmoud Al-Hajery 13 years ago

I think he meant every time u travel u lose 2.5 years of ur life ;)

JasonWrone 9 years ago

But he didn't SAY that

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BasicBoy 8 years ago

Its a nice utility to have

Otaku-San 11 years ago

i suppose if i wanted to go across the world, then i would say yes, but this price is too high

CMHammond 11 years ago

I can live with losing 2 and half years of my life. The time spent travelling is probably about that anyway.

plta 9 years ago

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Gl1tch3dL1m3 3 years ago

Sure.

Elizabeth Nichols 13 years ago

yup lol

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago

Travel to an alternate universe, where you live way longer

TheUltraTaco 11 years ago

YYYYYOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SparkzComics 10 years ago

He never said that everyTIME we use the power we lose 2.5 years, and the way he worded it sort of suggested that when we aquire the power we lose the years. LOOPHOLE DISCOVERED

avrand6 11 years ago

Half the adventure is the journey

Hahahahahahaha 7 years ago

I think I will go 2.5 years in future and I will be older... 🙃

Eplepet 11 years ago

i could go to holidays instantly anytime and other stuff that would maybe spare me 2.5 years

Sans21 9 years ago

Never said every travel is 2.5 years gone, it only happens once, whoop

Minnesota Vikings 11 years ago

Its still worth going anywhere at anytime.

abcx 9 years ago

That"s around 1/34 of your life.

Nithan9000 11 years ago

I'm already dead, gg

num1goonlord 2 years ago

this a sex toy in a way.

azzzertyy 12 months ago

???

Alexis Marie 13 years ago

yay i get to meet matt

Isaax 11 years ago

Okay, so I will live like ~87.5 instead of 90 years? Niceeeee

painfully-alive 5 years ago

if (1) if you loose only 2.5 once then ok, easy save. if (2) you loose 2.5 years everytime then who cares, didnt wanna live in this god forsaken world for long anyway.

Flameice2 10 years ago

Immortal-2.5..... still immortal bitch

bowser2 8 years ago

I don't know how long I will live, there isn't a set time

JimiTTB 10 years ago

I'm going to assume he meant you immediately lose those years of your life and be a douchebag by saying I'm willing to part ways with a couple of years if I can F***ING TELEPORT!!!

Zyx750 11 years ago

You could probably save 2.5 years of walking, driving etc.

NINJAKILLER 11 years ago

You would get addicted to it and would not stop

jingalingadingd 12 years ago

Jokes on you a previous button said I live forever

charizard_ 9 years ago

I DON'T WANT TO DIE EARLYYYY

Professor_Potato 11 years ago

Yes that is so worth it

Alex822282828 3 years ago

I don;t know, can anyone help me please?

Andra Mccray 13 years ago

It doesn't say each time, so yes

AGOAA-Azaan 9 years ago

*loses friend named "2.5 years of your life" Me: I'm glad i still have 2 and a half more years of my life.

m4x_m4rt1n3z 6 years ago

i will teleport to another world/reality that will make me control my life span

Jeffguy 10 years ago

It doesn't say how often you loose 2.5 years So I am assuming only once :>

Neito 11 years ago

Not worth it. I'd rather take a 2 week flight than a 2 year loss.

Felis 11 years ago

I don't really understand these kinds of questions. It is next to impossible to be able to predict ones own death!

fyzu 11 years ago

Per use?

Executionrs 9 years ago

It doesn't say every time you use it

Evil_J 11 months ago

2.5 years, apparently total, is a good trade

Timelypat 9 years ago

Why is the amount of life lost so specific?

Johto Trainer 11 years ago

If you want to commit suicide, just travel 1 mm everywhere

Attilafag 10 years ago

I'm here for a good time, not a long time

you_got_no_jams 11 years ago

What if I wanted to go the Maccas and I'm too lazy to walk... ;-;

dickhead55 4 years ago

what if im 2 months old would i be negative 2.5 years old?

Iconoclasm_ 11 years ago

Like Zyx says, you'd probably save 2.5 years of time anyway.

Uoro 8 years ago

I'm living in germany. The German Railways is absolutely atrocious, last week I almost had to pay 100€ because their app guided me into the wrong train. The place I'm living in is pretty remote. My girlfriend is living 1.5 h per car away but thanks to the ... [Show full comment]

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