Will You Press The Button?

meatloave 2 years ago

I travel to a room where a superpower ring waits for me to pick it up as well as a bank card in my name that cant be lost,stolen or broken and has 1 billion tax free $. I also age backwards 1 month every 5 seconds while im in this room.

Euan Reid 13 years ago

You'd save more than 2.5 years on travel time

mitchelllllol 4 years ago

but you don't experience it, if you skip 3 years of college you don't learn anything, you skipped it, you lose 2.5 years no matter what

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Tinker Bell 10 years ago

but only 2.5 because it doesn't say every time

Ismail Anwar 13 years ago

Either meant; (1)lose 2.5 years to gain the ability. or; (2)lose 2.5 every time you teleport. If (1) then you'll more than make up the time in cut travel and if (2) then just dont use the ability unless you have to. 37% of people didnt think this through.

Mahmoud Al-Hajery 13 years ago

I think he meant every time u travel u lose 2.5 years of ur life ;)

JasonWrone 9 years ago

But he didn't SAY that

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Isaax 11 years ago

Okay, so I will live like ~87.5 instead of 90 years? Niceeeee

painfully-alive 5 years ago

if (1) if you loose only 2.5 once then ok, easy save. if (2) you loose 2.5 years everytime then who cares, didnt wanna live in this god forsaken world for long anyway.

Flameice2 10 years ago

Immortal-2.5..... still immortal bitch

bowser2 8 years ago

I don't know how long I will live, there isn't a set time

JimiTTB 10 years ago

I'm going to assume he meant you immediately lose those years of your life and be a douchebag by saying I'm willing to part ways with a couple of years if I can F***ING TELEPORT!!!

Zyx750 11 years ago

You could probably save 2.5 years of walking, driving etc.

NINJAKILLER 11 years ago

You would get addicted to it and would not stop

jingalingadingd 12 years ago

Jokes on you a previous button said I live forever

charizard_ 9 years ago

I DON'T WANT TO DIE EARLYYYY

Alex822282828 3 years ago

I don;t know, can anyone help me please?

Andra Mccray 13 years ago

It doesn't say each time, so yes

AGOAA-Azaan 9 years ago

*loses friend named "2.5 years of your life" Me: I'm glad i still have 2 and a half more years of my life.

Professor_Potato 11 years ago

Yes that is so worth it

Jeffguy 10 years ago

It doesn't say how often you loose 2.5 years So I am assuming only once :>

Neito 11 years ago

Not worth it. I'd rather take a 2 week flight than a 2 year loss.

m4x_m4rt1n3z 6 years ago

i will teleport to another world/reality that will make me control my life span

Felis 11 years ago

I don't really understand these kinds of questions. It is next to impossible to be able to predict ones own death!

fyzu 11 years ago

Per use?

Executionrs 9 years ago

It doesn't say every time you use it

Evil_J 10 months ago

2.5 years, apparently total, is a good trade

Timelypat 9 years ago

Why is the amount of life lost so specific?

Johto Trainer 11 years ago

If you want to commit suicide, just travel 1 mm everywhere

Attilafag 10 years ago

I'm here for a good time, not a long time

you_got_no_jams 11 years ago

What if I wanted to go the Maccas and I'm too lazy to walk... ;-;

dickhead55 4 years ago

what if im 2 months old would i be negative 2.5 years old?

Iconoclasm_ 11 years ago

Like Zyx says, you'd probably save 2.5 years of time anyway.

Uoro 8 years ago

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theawkward 9 years ago

why would i want to leave my house

shadow warrior 11 years ago

Just go back in time before you die.

aspol12 11 years ago

He did not say time travel.

XMark 12 years ago

I say "no" now, but if a habitable world greater than 2.5 light-years away is discovered and FTL travel is never invented, there may be a use for this power.

foxy ...[fnaf] 11 years ago

BUT how long do u live

eepydreemurr 2 years ago

could only use it in extreme situations

Kris Binkley 13 years ago

If you didn't press this button, I pity your stupidity. Instant Traveling would save you more than 2.5 years, and if you seriously don't think it would; what's the real difference between 78 y/o and 80 y/o.

abcx 9 years ago

If it said I"d loose 2.5 years every time I pressed the button, I would not have pressed it.

abcx 9 years ago

*used the ability instead of pressed the button

R_L_N 6 years ago

You lose 2.5 years, then you can teleport and time travel. Just travel to a time when immortality is invented. Even without, its 2.5 years of life in exchange for crazy superpowers that can potentially advance humanity hundreds of years.

MaxMcBosszz 10 years ago

Travel 10 years back in time, then travel forward in time 10 years again. Thats if u want to die qucker

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SPACEJUMPER 9000 10 years ago

Before I die I'l Go back 2.5 years and keep repeating.

Genevieve 11 years ago

im not sure how long i have to live so losing 2.5 years isnt going to stop me from living now

Jaydizzle514 9 years ago

Loophole. It says you lose 2.5 years of your life NOT 2.5 years everytime you use it therefore it"s a one time 2.5 year loss of life. Hahahahahahaha

David Lavell Baker 13 years ago

Sweet! of course on our deathbeds we're gonna beg for those 30 months back

Kaminomikan 9 years ago

2.5 years in exchange of being able to be instantly at any time wherever I want? I don't think that I'm unlucky enough to have less than 2.5 years of life left

Fangheart 11 years ago

FOR SCIENCE!!!

MandM418 10 years ago

*randomly pops into Shawn Mendes"s house*

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