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Buffy-Anne-Summers4 years ago

As a person with pet birds that land on me, it is very fun, also I once had 10 pigeons decide to all sit on me at once, ahh, good times.

Box9 years ago

But you would get pooped on all the time. Time to invest in umbrellas and ponchos.

Blankwisher7 years ago

On scale of 1 to 10 how bird? I give 11 bird

DragonMoose8 years ago

Honey in home, and I got dinner!!

Deyleron9 years ago

Swain ?

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

I AM THE BIRD KiNG! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR BE SHAT UPON BY MY LEGION OF BIRDS!

I_Dunno_My_Name7 years ago

BrendenCross, but it didn't say you couldn't.

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OliviaTheGreat9 years ago

Bruh, I would make hot states and countries cold. And that would ruin it for people. I prefer to stay here in my home place than make anything cold.

Lava-boi7 years ago

I AM BIRD MAN

tylerthecreator9996 years ago

🅱️ird

CallJGWentworth877cashnow7 years ago

What kind of birds tho? I prefer hummingbirds .w.

Rpghenk8 years ago

When u get bullyd get ur bird army

666DevilDoge6668 years ago

Use the birds to fly anywhere you want, your bird god.

Nina Davila12 years ago

AT LAST I AM A DISNEY PRINCESS

M4rk1pl13rL0v3r9 years ago

IKR We are both Snow White xD

CloudBurst8 years ago

LORD OF THE KINGFISHERS

ButtonMashe149 years ago

Fuck it i'll be snow white

Wesley Hughes12 years ago

YOU'D BE LIKE THAT WOMAN OFF HOME ALONE 2.

prayforkqly8 years ago

YESSSS

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Ralph Nettleton12 years ago

YOU GET TO BE MAJESTIC AS FUCK!

ThatOneLizardChild7 years ago

I get to warm my frozen soul AND have friends?! Yay!

Daiemio10 years ago

They call me.. HAWK-MAN! *throws American Bald Eagles at people*

GodsMorale9 months ago

Love birds.

Makototaku9 years ago

YESYESYESYES! Im bird man forever!

griffinators9 years ago

My hair is a nest

Caribou3 years ago

All the girls will love the Snow White Effect. I'll go where there are rare birds and photograph them.

a10yearoldgirl9 years ago

I AM FUCKING SNOW WHITE!!!! THERE IS NO FUCKING DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!

derpypandasnake888 years ago

WHAT IS THE DOWNSIDE

runegod2710 years ago

I AM ONE WITH NATURE!

WingsOfOfire5 years ago

No downside, i love birds.

Wolf22249 years ago

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Creamytoast9 years ago

drink bleach

RazorSB8 years ago

I love birds

fAt_tEmMiE8 years ago

tEm nOt nO wAt bIrDs R

Arahd Is Gold11 years ago

I'D BE FABULOUS !

Hammiesrule9 years ago

Ias long as they don't shart (shit-fart) on me I'm good

finnkid18 years ago

grab my arms *flies away* shA FUCK YOU I AAAAAINT HAVIN THAT SHIT

Kris Binkley12 years ago

10/10

NovaJ7219 years ago

Clicked only for second part :-)

Highly Obnoxious Almond9 years ago

me too tbh

AnyaSingh7 years ago

That"s hilarious! Btw yes

Timmeeeeh9 years ago

That's grim

Dannybionic3 years ago

Roast chicken, turkey, guinea fowl, pretty much any roast, fried or BBQd bird is on me guys

Skypony9 years ago

I SHALL HAVE A BIRD ARMY WHO WILL DEVOUR MY FOES!

greekgeekwriter10 years ago

NO DOWN SIDE BIRDS ARE AWESOME

Guap9 years ago

lol

AnimeOverride8 years ago

PET EAGLE!!! YES!!!

Troll heart 10 years ago

Fuck it I'm a Disney princess

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago

So, I'm a Disney princess?

Retplayer4 years ago

i like birds

eat-meh-pancake9 years ago

Technically you would be a bird because having the ability to change your body tempature depending on the environment is being cold blooded and birds/aves are cold blooded so you would be a bird and like you could be the most popular bird :D

Skyfall22217 years ago

That’s kinda cool

hellofriends9 years ago

U will have an army

Shay Lee12 years ago

WILL THEY POOP ON ME. IF NOT, I AM THE BIRD KING OF BIRDLANDIA.

VelaBird7 years ago

I LOVE birds.

Keirl9 years ago

I WOULD BE MORE FABULOUS THAN I AM :D

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