Will You Press The Button?

Schmucklehed last year

This right here is a good deal. I will be the bird queen, they shall be my disciples. And I'll give them all there own little names. And they can lift me up and fly me to work everyday so I can save on gas money. Oh and the weather thing too, I'd probably ... [Show full comment]

hehshshhxbwb 2 months ago

我去不早说

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Box 10 years ago

But you would get pooped on all the time. Time to invest in umbrellas and ponchos.

Buffy-Anne-Summers 6 years ago

As a person with pet birds that land on me, it is very fun, also I once had 10 pigeons decide to all sit on me at once, ahh, good times.

Blankwisher 9 years ago

On scale of 1 to 10 how bird? I give 11 bird

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

I AM THE BIRD KiNG! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR BE SHAT UPON BY MY LEGION OF BIRDS!

I_Dunno_My_Name 9 years ago

BrendenCross, but it didn't say you couldn't.

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DragonMoose 10 years ago

Honey in home, and I got dinner!!

Deyleron 10 years ago

Swain ?

OliviaTheGreat 10 years ago

Bruh, I would make hot states and countries cold. And that would ruin it for people. I prefer to stay here in my home place than make anything cold.

Lava-boi 8 years ago

I AM BIRD MAN

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago

What kind of birds tho? I prefer hummingbirds .w.

tylerthecreator999 7 years ago

🅱️ird

Rpghenk 10 years ago

When u get bullyd get ur bird army

666DevilDoge666 10 years ago

Use the birds to fly anywhere you want, your bird god.

Nina Davila 13 years ago

AT LAST I AM A DISNEY PRINCESS

M4rk1pl13rL0v3r 11 years ago

IKR We are both Snow White xD

CloudBurst 10 years ago

LORD OF THE KINGFISHERS

ButtonMashe14 11 years ago

Fuck it i'll be snow white

Wesley Hughes 13 years ago

YOU'D BE LIKE THAT WOMAN OFF HOME ALONE 2.

prayforkqly 10 years ago

YESSSS

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Ralph Nettleton 13 years ago

YOU GET TO BE MAJESTIC AS FUCK!

The_Last_Nigel 10 years ago

Penguins will be lanfing on me then

danfam 11 years ago

I wont be able to breath because of the birds on my face

Panifex 8 years ago

What level of birds are we talking? Hawks and eagles? Peregrine falcons? Crows? Waterfowl? Or those dumb fat pigeons that live in the grocery store parking lot?

RocketGirl1 11 years ago

I like birds... no downside

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago

I see 2 upsides.

Ameen A. 11 years ago

As long as they don't shit on me

meowpeanutbutter 9 years ago

That would be cool, and if you"re indoors that wouldn't happen.

mrdeth232 11 years ago

i love birds. land on me? fine. shit on me? fuck no.

sirsquishy 12 years ago

Um... Bird army, yes?

MYTHIC 11 years ago

that seems cool but you don't really have the ability to control birds, they just land on you... now thinking about it that is pretty bad because you probably get bird shit all over your clothes

Memey-Boi 5 years ago

I am lord of the birds!

ryan rose 11 years ago

Awesome!

Optical 11 years ago

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirds

ihascandyz 8 years ago

.. The downside is?

Love doggies wai yi 11 years ago

I like birds

Plazma6270 10 years ago

So every day I can have bird meat!

Ashley Bale 13 years ago

Like, go to antarctica and be like: I AM THE LORD OF PENGUINS! AND I'M IN MY UNDERWEAR!

ThatOneLizardChild 9 years ago

I get to warm my frozen soul AND have friends?! Yay!

Daiemio 11 years ago

They call me.. HAWK-MAN! *throws American Bald Eagles at people*

GodsMorale 2 years ago

Love birds.

Makototaku 11 years ago

YESYESYESYES! Im bird man forever!

runegod27 12 years ago

I AM ONE WITH NATURE!

griffinators 10 years ago

My hair is a nest

Caribou 5 years ago

All the girls will love the Snow White Effect. I'll go where there are rare birds and photograph them.

a10yearoldgirl 11 years ago

I AM FUCKING SNOW WHITE!!!! THERE IS NO FUCKING DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!

derpypandasnake88 9 years ago

WHAT IS THE DOWNSIDE

Hammiesrule 11 years ago

Ias long as they don't shart (shit-fart) on me I'm good

WingsOfOfire 7 years ago

No downside, i love birds.

Wolf2224 11 years ago

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Creamytoast 10 years ago

drink bleach

RazorSB 10 years ago

I love birds

fAt_tEmMiE 9 years ago

tEm nOt nO wAt bIrDs R

Arahd Is Gold 12 years ago

I'D BE FABULOUS !

AnyaSingh 8 years ago

That"s hilarious! Btw yes

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