Will You Press The Button?

Schmucklehed last year

This right here is a good deal. I will be the bird queen, they shall be my disciples. And I'll give them all there own little names. And they can lift me up and fly me to work everyday so I can save on gas money. Oh and the weather thing too, I'd probably ... [Show full comment]

hehshshhxbwb 3 months ago

我去不早说

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Box 10 years ago

But you would get pooped on all the time. Time to invest in umbrellas and ponchos.

Buffy-Anne-Summers 6 years ago

As a person with pet birds that land on me, it is very fun, also I once had 10 pigeons decide to all sit on me at once, ahh, good times.

Blankwisher 9 years ago

On scale of 1 to 10 how bird? I give 11 bird

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

I AM THE BIRD KiNG! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR BE SHAT UPON BY MY LEGION OF BIRDS!

I_Dunno_My_Name 9 years ago

BrendenCross, but it didn't say you couldn't.

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DragonMoose 10 years ago

Honey in home, and I got dinner!!

Deyleron 10 years ago

Swain ?

OliviaTheGreat 11 years ago

Bruh, I would make hot states and countries cold. And that would ruin it for people. I prefer to stay here in my home place than make anything cold.

Lava-boi 9 years ago

I AM BIRD MAN

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago

What kind of birds tho? I prefer hummingbirds .w.

tylerthecreator999 7 years ago

🅱️ird

Rpghenk 10 years ago

When u get bullyd get ur bird army

666DevilDoge666 10 years ago

Use the birds to fly anywhere you want, your bird god.

Nina Davila 13 years ago

AT LAST I AM A DISNEY PRINCESS

M4rk1pl13rL0v3r 11 years ago

IKR We are both Snow White xD

CloudBurst 10 years ago

LORD OF THE KINGFISHERS

ButtonMashe14 11 years ago

Fuck it i'll be snow white

Wesley Hughes 13 years ago

YOU'D BE LIKE THAT WOMAN OFF HOME ALONE 2.

prayforkqly 10 years ago

YESSSS

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Ralph Nettleton 13 years ago

YOU GET TO BE MAJESTIC AS FUCK!

greekgeekwriter 11 years ago

NO DOWN SIDE BIRDS ARE AWESOME

Guap 10 years ago

lol

Dannybionic 4 years ago

Roast chicken, turkey, guinea fowl, pretty much any roast, fried or BBQd bird is on me guys

Skypony 11 years ago

I SHALL HAVE A BIRD ARMY WHO WILL DEVOUR MY FOES!

BlazingBlaziken 11 years ago

So, I'm a Disney princess?

Retplayer 6 years ago

i like birds

eat-meh-pancake 11 years ago

Technically you would be a bird because having the ability to change your body tempature depending on the environment is being cold blooded and birds/aves are cold blooded so you would be a bird and like you could be the most popular bird :D