You can be young and fit for the rest of your life
but
All your fingernails fall out once a month.
I will not


I are scotland9 years ago
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope n...[Show full comment]

Willyoupressthebutton0network4 years ago
guys you"re breaking my phone
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LegacyOfProphet10 years ago
#loophole doesnt say it will hurt

pixelmanTyler2 years ago
bro has biggest brain
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CrazyPillowDucky10 years ago
Two words: fake nails

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago
I"M THE REAL SANS
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Iggy9 years ago
If women survive their periods once a month, I'm pretty sure I can make this.

Merr4 years ago
“A period is way worse, don’t underestimate the pain a girl feels” that’s the point, if a girl can suffer worse, then they can survive losing their fingernails once a month
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obrinik00010 years ago
Honestly I was gonna cut my hands off anyways

I Pitty da FOOL9 years ago
Wear red gloves like deadpool so they don't see you bleed (plus it happens once a month so it is like a period.

AngieSpangy10 years ago
fakenails?

Radioactive Arcade9 years ago
The full nail doesn't grow back, only the parts at the edge

Sændugan8 years ago
Wrong the entire nail grows back but its at a rate of 5cm a year,

Miguel Garduno10 years ago
didn't say it be painful so...

Cate10188 years ago
If it"s not painful and they quickly grow back...

Sændugan8 years ago
At least their not ripped out which would hurt but fall out almost certainly painlessly

gjerocks8 years ago
They'll grow back, just ignore it, you'll be young so you can be ignorant easily

MadDutchman9 years ago
Upside: you never have to cut your nails again

Zac Workman9 years ago
So its a LOOPHOLE because to die you have to be old naturally so u won't die meaning your immortal so that would imply your invincible

TurnedIntoDragon8 years ago
Oh wow Scooby Doo mf
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QUACKERZ245110 years ago
don't have to cut them

Kristine Yang12 years ago
just wear gloves

Andrew Nektm12 years ago
Nails are bullshit anyways. HANGNAILS UUUUURRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

FoxyDaPirateFox9 years ago
yeah,who cares about nails,thumbnails are worst.

Kyle Freeman12 years ago
this is worth it

lizalou1249 years ago
hashtag always use fake nails. its worth it avoiding wrinkles and stuff

Jeh2477 years ago
Doesn’t say it’ll hurt

Anospy10 years ago
No Downside whatsoever

AtomicToenail1210 years ago
Glue them back on

DesertEagle7 years ago
Cut off your fucking hands

Gabbyxox9 years ago
So its like having period but longer , Well I guess i should wear gloves

JayAre8 years ago
Wear gloves

KermitTheFrog9 years ago
What's the down side I'm too lazy to cut my nails anywaus

lpslife2310 years ago
I dont want to be YOUNG forever than i'd just be 10 forever i dont want that

LeoOlkaida 9 years ago
Lace gloves

Snowballdadinogirl6 years ago
id rather bleed out my vagina once a month -.-

Coffeebeans10110 years ago
it hurts when something feels the skin under it like really really bad i know so fake nails hurt every time you move and furry gloves hurt even worse but doctor gloves dont

KittyBee9 years ago
ahhhhhhhhh NOOOO JUST NO

TonyTurtleMM7 years ago
NO... I WILL NEVER GET RID OF MY 1 FOOT LONG NAILS! Wait, did I say that out loud. Uh oh.

loonysword06511 years ago
I bite my nails anyways

FoxyDaPirateFox9 years ago
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AgentXC9 years ago
the seccond hurts so bad you couldnt.

Kato2008 years ago
*screeches* WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!?!?!?!

Sany sleiman9 years ago
Wtf 46 yrs ago

I can't believe I signed up for this site.9 years ago
i posted a reply two minutes ago and it said i did it 4 hours ago instead.

Leurunner4 years ago
Sorry. I know what it feels to have something come into contact with the section of skin those normally cover. spoiler: it really hurts.

Donderpants10 years ago
I keep on fogetting to cut fingernails anyway. Win win.

DarthYoutube8 years ago
tbh I'm kinda fat but MY FINGERNAILS!

Luigi29647 years ago
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope n...[Show full comment]

knottsurfer10 years ago
BUT DOES IT HURT

Awesomo23610 years ago
NOPE CAN'T HANDLE THE BLOOD NOPE

PRINCESS K.A.A :39 years ago
Makes a few things more "easily"😉

YoureGonnaLuvMe10 years ago
No; one second you're fit and young - next second, dead. Not a great way to go.

darkpineapple7 years ago
fit guy with no nails?

Willy Oh12 years ago
WORTH IT!

CommonSense10 years ago
Once a month every month? No thanks. Why spend the whole month in pain after they fall out while they grow back just to have them fall out again the start of the next month?

MadaraUchiha9 years ago
gloves baby!

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago
What I are Scotland said
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