You can be young and fit for the rest of your life
but
All your fingernails fall out once a month.
I will not

I are scotland 11 years ago
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope n... [Show full comment]

Willyoupressthebutton0network 5 years ago
guys you"re breaking my phone
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LegacyOfProphet 11 years ago
#loophole doesnt say it will hurt

pixelmanTyler 3 years ago
bro has biggest brain
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CrazyPillowDucky 11 years ago
Two words: fake nails

Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago
I"M THE REAL SANS
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Iggy 11 years ago
If women survive their periods once a month, I'm pretty sure I can make this.

Merr 5 years ago
“A period is way worse, don’t underestimate the pain a girl feels” that’s the point, if a girl can suffer worse, then they can survive losing their fingernails once a month
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obrinik000 11 years ago
Honestly I was gonna cut my hands off anyways

I Pitty da FOOL 11 years ago
Wear red gloves like deadpool so they don't see you bleed (plus it happens once a month so it is like a period.

AngieSpangy 11 years ago
fakenails?

Radioactive Arcade 11 years ago
The full nail doesn't grow back, only the parts at the edge

Sændugan 10 years ago
Wrong the entire nail grows back but its at a rate of 5cm a year,

Miguel Garduno 11 years ago
didn't say it be painful so...

Cate1018 9 years ago
If it"s not painful and they quickly grow back...

Sændugan 10 years ago
At least their not ripped out which would hurt but fall out almost certainly painlessly

gjerocks 10 years ago
They'll grow back, just ignore it, you'll be young so you can be ignorant easily

MadDutchman 10 years ago
Upside: you never have to cut your nails again

Zac Workman 11 years ago
So its a LOOPHOLE because to die you have to be old naturally so u won't die meaning your immortal so that would imply your invincible

TurnedIntoDragon 10 years ago
Oh wow Scooby Doo mf
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QUACKERZ2451 11 years ago
don't have to cut them

Kristine Yang 13 years ago
just wear gloves

Andrew Nektm 13 years ago
Nails are bullshit anyways. HANGNAILS UUUUURRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

FoxyDaPirateFox 10 years ago
yeah,who cares about nails,thumbnails are worst.

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
this is worth it

JordanTurner 9 years ago
it didnt say it was painful....

Leontine Ihler 13 years ago
Nice

marzocks 10 years ago
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1000dumplings 11 years ago
I can just tape my fingernails, baka!!!

Free Mr. Lucas 11 years ago
i got a brand new pair from the store and you know i got on fresh new clothes. got on flip flops that show off my toes. my friends like "hey bro, what are those?": oh my gosh, oh my gosh, what is he even wearing? take those off immediately (what are tho... [Show full comment]

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GamingEons 11 years ago
They can grow back.

MegaLuxrayYT 9 years ago
They won't grow back, so it"s only once

KIrbYIsPOyo 6 years ago
YOU NEVER HAVE TO TRIM FOR FOREVER

tydickson 11 years ago
It's me from the past! Whatever you do, don't listen to anything i say!

Nerdyboi 10 years ago
Gloves!

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Awesomemcgee 10 years ago
10 months later, welp, no fingernails

K-A-L-E-B-0-6 8 years ago
I agree with I are Scotland

Hanako 12 years ago
Ok, as long as it's painless.

person#1 11 years ago
They grow back

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago
That happened to me once

Pacoelhidraulico 11 years ago
Yes, because they didn't say it was painful

Ømîñôüs 9 years ago
Wait wait wait.. Does it hurt and how long are they out because thats a big part do they just fall off and come back next day??

Goliath97 11 years ago
Shit happens

Ribixgaming 2 years ago
Nooooooooooo

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh! 11 years ago
I get the feeling that like, you could have a surgery or something to help

Imagimanfullofpower 7 years ago
Free food and a healthy life I see this as an absolute win

naspop1234 11 years ago
does it hurt?

they_called_us_fangirl 10 years ago
Is this why Elsa from Frozen always wears gloves?

doomguy64 9 years ago
<Shudders> No.

Mia Amendola 13 years ago
I could get fake nails, I guess.

MoonTidesYT 10 years ago
I'll draw a monowbrow

WotYouOnAboot 11 years ago
pfft, thats whats gloves are for!

Dylana stole your car 11 years ago
Well I solved the problem, fake nails are the best than

EzzyPanda195 9 years ago
no.

uselessgiraffe 11 years ago
i HATE nails i always have to cut them right short idek why

Hggvnbg 6 years ago
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope n... [Show full comment]
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