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You get Jeremy Clarksons job as a Top Gear presenter
but
Wherever you go, people only want to talk to you about cars. Nothing else.
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Jui2 years ago
You can't comprehend how much of a win that would be. There are probably three people who haven't told me to stop talking about cars.

xLOSTxDARKLORD79 years ago
Never heard of Top Gear or Jeremy Clarkson. It's obvious what I picked.

This-is-the-longest-username-i-saw-the-previous-longest-username-and-decided-to-3 years ago
Same
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TheHappyTyranid9 years ago
I love cars anyways. :3

pdog3148 years ago
I don't like cars

1337master7 years ago
Yah, me neither. You wanna go skateboards, btw I'm not a cow I'm a man. *whispers* skateboards...

dragonrampage9 years ago
I'm not a car person

1337master7 years ago
No, you"re a human. Or not. You could be whatever, really. I'm not assuming your species.

LadyAngel8 years ago
I prefer not being obessed with cars. Thank you.

Simple12 years ago
keep searching boys we hve to find who tf cares or asked

twiztedfate9 years ago
Downside?

SoggyBreadMan7 years ago
A life spent talking about Hot Wheels(tm) is a life well spent.

Sukmypotatoe9 years ago
Whoever copies and paste this will be cured of all curses and live a happy life.

PowerPikachu8 years ago
At least it"s not a paragraph. Though curses don't exist, and I haven't heard of anything that would sound like one.
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un tizio9 years ago
Only Geremy can do this

Prutato9 years ago
Nope. Manly because bo one can top Jeremy at that

RAVENGER2 years ago
gay people be like: ._.

Addsey10 years ago
... he dosen't have a job...

Sukmypotatoe9 years ago
What does this even mean wtf

TavinTheWolf8 years ago
How much money would you make is the real deciding factor.

RailandRules9 years ago
#DatsaToilet

LoopholesEverywhere8 years ago
RUN THEM OVER WITH A CAR. THATLL TEACH EM.

|--RAIN--|9 years ago
And the downside is.....?

Nicola Savio12 years ago
moneymoneymoneymoney money

game3604 years ago
Trying to enjoy a peaceful lunch outside on the park table; birds chirping, bees buzzing near the flowers, a perfect day. AND THEN A RANDO GOES," Why does the battery have to go under the hood?

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Jeremy who?

Chili_T-REX7 years ago
I love cars anyways... No down side to me! ๐Ÿš•๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš–๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿš™๐Ÿš›๐Ÿšš

McTroll9 years ago
(Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even wa...) Whoever finishes the previous text will be cursed for ever!ยก!ยก!ยก!ยก! The comment and I in which I am writing here will never be cursed. Whoever copies and paste this will be cured of all curses and live a...[Show full comment]

GGuy123459 years ago
They shall speak of F&F. That is cars.

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
The only reason I watched Top Gear was because of Jerry, Hammond, and Cpt.Slow

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
Jeremy*

Dat1Buttonpresser6 months ago
absolutely not... I would go crazy...

abs09118 years ago
Whoever copies and paste this will be cured of all curses and live a happy life.

Ya fuckin boss10 years ago
I like bikes so no

Dallia7 years ago
And whenever ask a question "I dunno" Whenever say something "no"

Dman17 years ago
YES

rls972299 years ago
I have always wished of being in topgear

FartFace1358 years ago
Gets job just to make brother jealous af

captain mcderp9 years ago
who dat

Brendan May12 years ago
I will not drive Jeremy out of that.

juanito4 years ago
no conozco a jeremy Clarkson y Top Gear

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Jeremy who?

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Oh wait yeah no need for that.Trust me.

caramel_apple9339 years ago
Sure! Lol

DominicBurrows8 years ago
I don't really care abut top g ear

PHILIPPINE_SONE9 years ago
I like cars

Jonkea9 years ago
Yeah but are you ok with not talking about anything else? Say someone you dies and no one tells you. You'd have to wait to see for yourself. Or how about you trying to get the love of your life? Wait! Unless you've already found them, you can't. Unless all...[Show full comment]

kittyluvr10 years ago
Top what?

kikohou6 years ago
Jeremy is a better presenter than me

Firecrafter1159 years ago
Simple never see anyone

Liam Stubbs12 years ago
Why do I get the feeling Jeremy Clarkson made this one?

Monguku9 years ago
I don't really give a shit about cars anyway so....

MilkHam7 years ago
nipples

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
same

ItsMeHiBob248 years ago
So... basically doctor who!?

okiuz9 years ago
i have no idea who that dude is but talking just about cars ?? NOPE.

camderpmorgan11 years ago
and the downside is?

1337master7 years ago
I'm not really into cars anyway...

Science guy9 years ago
Did anyone here know Jeremy clarkson used to be a video game journalist.
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