Will You Press The Button?

Maharid7 months ago

I already have the cons, press.

235x012 months ago

So I have the knowledge to become omnipotent.

BlazoBoom9 years ago

I have ulimited amounts of knowledge. Wait a minute... Then why did I misspell that word???

Tjones8 years ago

Button racisim might affect you soon

bxballer9 years ago

HERE IN MY GARAGE KNOWLEDGE

Ravenclaw-4-life8 years ago

This is me already

MajorMomHappy8 years ago

Mind if I.. Slytherin?

Carliux068 years ago

This guy didn't have infinite knowledge if he spelt unlimited ulimited

Cody Cooper12 years ago

soo, like i already live?

Architect7 years ago

Damn straight.

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Eleven-x7 years ago

Well I don't have friends anyway so...

Winwi7 years ago

Hello Moon Dancers

KenJen64208 years ago

You make being an introvert sound like a bad thing. Being Asocial is awesome there"s not as much drama from others

GremlinsWrath8 years ago

Live on top of a mountain and grow a beard. People now visit the lonely old hermit atop a mountain for knowledge. Sounds Ideal

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago

i'll just use my unlimited knowledge to find a loophole

Laekyn_hilt7 years ago

So trueeee

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Macy OrdoÃ±a12 years ago

Already feeling lonely so why not?

Mady Griffin12 years ago

wow, it deduced Sherlock...

Fedxftw8 years ago

No. It didn't you idiot. Sherlock has nothing close to unlimited knowledge and doesn't FEEL lonely as he has mild autism.

Bigtimersh59 years ago

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VoidSquid7 years ago

This is literally me

Kill4money21310 years ago

You should then have the knowledge of cloning yourself

Happyhaby8 years ago

My names christian

LoverofStuff9 years ago

I bet everyone on this site is already lonlye

Titouan8 years ago

They not saying if I can write à book or creating for everyone

A random hipster9 years ago

So just live my life how i normally do just im smarter

TtvWithered_skulls4 years ago

wut happens if your a dumbass and lonley

boredpersonandco11 years ago

... i'm already here!

I'm behind u...9 years ago

With unlimited amount of knowledge, you would know how to break this rule.

Early_Pearl7 years ago

Aaand this is Sherlock. XD.

Nathan Johnson12 years ago

How are you supposed to have an opinion or gain knowledge if it isn't relatable to any living being on earth? Calling BS on this one, although I definitely pressed the button.

TheDerp20169 years ago

Gain ulimited... :o Wow I need to press

Hi_I'mCaptain10 years ago

Minus the unlimited knowledge this is my life

CallJGWentworth877cashnow8 years ago

The knowledge will grant me to relate to people. Loophole.

Wolfmaster20059 years ago

KNOWELGE

BetterTitles9 years ago

What is ulimited.

DrCyanogenlast year

完全超模，甚至没有思考必要的那种

JoshPenguin10 years ago

I already have ulimited amounts of knowledge.

ayylmao: the audio novel9 years ago

I'd have the knowledge of how to understand people. Nice loophole

Mcalainaw6 years ago

If I don't, cops won't go near me, I can do whatever I want... Mwahahahah!!!

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

That's different from now in what way? Would I have a nicer house with a proper garden?

loldude87798 years ago

Whats the point of being but you cant help freainds

Aaron129987 years ago

Wow. Such lonely. Unamaze. Ulimited

Mitace9 years ago

Then you become emo and become friends with other people who can't relate to anyone

Blood10 years ago

2sad4me :c

PressTheButton!!!!9 years ago

You can just read books and get all the knolwedge you need, so this sucks

youarereadingthisname9 years ago

i dont think you get UNLIMITED amounts of knowledge from books

Astrosatr8 months ago

Bro just build a robot that understands you

EnderSlime10 years ago

SO IM SHERLOCK??? HECK YEAH!!!!

Happyhaby8 years ago

Of course it"s just shit anyways

Imperalista3 years ago

Well if I have all the knowledge, I could use that knowledge to make friends and also you would only feel lonely, but it never said that you couldn't have friends.

Raius Valtheran11 years ago

I relate to no one as it is. Unlimited knowledge? Definitely worth it.

I2foind8 years ago

Ummmm... I already don't relate to anyone unless they"re a product of my mind (that doesn't even work sometimes) so this is just and upside for me.

#justpressedthebutton9 years ago

i press evertim! :3

stride13139 years ago

I'm already lonely! Ha ha... Heh... Huh.

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