Will You Press The Button?

Maharid8 months ago

I already have the cons, press.

235x0last year

So I have the knowledge to become omnipotent.

BlazoBoom9 years ago

I have ulimited amounts of knowledge. Wait a minute... Then why did I misspell that word???

Tjones8 years ago

Button racisim might affect you soon

bxballer9 years ago

HERE IN MY GARAGE KNOWLEDGE

Ravenclaw-4-life8 years ago

This is me already

MajorMomHappy8 years ago

Mind if I.. Slytherin?

Carliux068 years ago

This guy didn't have infinite knowledge if he spelt unlimited ulimited

Cody Cooper12 years ago

soo, like i already live?

Architect7 years ago

Damn straight.

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Eleven-x7 years ago

Well I don't have friends anyway so...

Winwi7 years ago

Hello Moon Dancers

KenJen64208 years ago

You make being an introvert sound like a bad thing. Being Asocial is awesome there"s not as much drama from others

GremlinsWrath8 years ago

Live on top of a mountain and grow a beard. People now visit the lonely old hermit atop a mountain for knowledge. Sounds Ideal

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago

i'll just use my unlimited knowledge to find a loophole

Laekyn_hilt7 years ago

So trueeee

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Macy OrdoÃ±a12 years ago

Already feeling lonely so why not?

Mady Griffin12 years ago

wow, it deduced Sherlock...

Fedxftw8 years ago

No. It didn't you idiot. Sherlock has nothing close to unlimited knowledge and doesn't FEEL lonely as he has mild autism.

iYukayyo10 years ago

That wouldn't make anything worse...

Nico37 years ago

Ulimited? Really?

Gund7 years ago

Already lonely

europeanonion9 years ago

So, knowledge and nothing changes?

Sajit10 years ago

What is "Ulimited" DKLASDNASIKLDAWSDS

CheapSheep9 years ago

Gawd, learn spelling XD

AlmondKatKitlast year

Knowing everything in the world won't make you happy if you don't have a shoulder to lean on

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago

Well fuck everyone else I'm Sherlock

MrBananaMan4 years ago

sorry i like being slightly dumb

Dayna Morris12 years ago

Sherlock must have pressed this one

CrazyLilFangirl8 years ago

Basically the Doctor

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One10 years ago

This is me already, now I just have the power to find dragons. fuck yes.

Tbolinger769 years ago

So... Like now but with more knowledge? Move over Hawking

Fffreakywolf10 years ago

You can play on Xbox right??

Amanda Tougas12 years ago

Too late

Donderpants10 years ago

ulimited amount of knowlege? I don't really care how much knowlege I have. Maybe for Knowledge.

youarereadingthisname9 years ago

i dont think you are related to dogs right? im going to die alone with 90 dogs

DumbButtonPresser5928 years ago

i dont care im pretty lonley anyway

Goobier19 years ago

Whats the point of infinite knowledge if you cant do anything with it because you have noone to share it with?

giddy3 years ago

Bro I can just make friends

Astro10 years ago

Write everything down and mail it somewhere. You dont have to relate to anyone for that.

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TheMagicPotato476 years ago

Hell yea. I"d have tons of cool stories and dilemmas to tell.

Pippa Burdis12 years ago

The person who wrote this clearly didn't press the button... *unlimited *knowledge

Philosorapetor9 years ago

With infinite knowledge, u may know how to seduce a man (or woman, of course) and then how ro never feel alone. If u are alone, then the only reason is that you KNOW friendship is useless/ u choose to be alone . So, you are happy. Great.

VoidSquid7 years ago

This is literally me

Bigtimersh59 years ago

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macluc10 years ago

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dankmemes1018 years ago

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