Will You Press The Button?

Fishel 3 years ago

So I dont get to use it :(

hawley 2 years ago

both implications are interesting

qwertywarrior 10 years ago

I could redeifine boner as commiting genocide by travelling back in time to when the language was being made and for the law I could also change it.

dankmemes101 10 years ago

would I have broken the law of physics if I pause before something falls? I would be breaking the law every time, because somewhere, some idiot probably will drop something when I press the pause button.

Lewis Patrick 13 years ago

so you can never use your powers (morning wood) o.O

imavirginnn 5 years ago

B O N E R

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David Knake 13 years ago

Well. For girls this would be good...

PrivatePrivate 8 years ago

girls can get hard

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TheMultimention 9 years ago

Be a law following woman. Done

Prompefis 9 years ago

Good thing fore me I'm a girl !

AllieLlama 9 years ago

I'm a female, and would never break the law, sooooo...

SandEcho 10 years ago

There is only upside to this, therefore the decision is pointless.

Nicole Turner 13 years ago

Not a dude, and never broken the law. So....

AMPEnergy36 8 years ago

Same but I broke miner laws bf and I don't do much but sleep now I'm fine 😴

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Trailman05 9 years ago

Thank you button

dankhahafunnylaughmemesololdankihavechronicdepressionpleasehelpme 9 years ago

oh no, my penis expands infinitely

FredyPoop 9 years ago

...just like ur username

CheshireCatSam 10 years ago

Um... I can't get a boner #girl

Savvii 10 years ago

Easy I am a girl

Melsy 10 years ago

Law abiding women have immunity.

Phan is so real Phan doesn't even know 10 years ago

I'm a girl with no criminal record, so there is no downside.

Foxy_elric 10 years ago

HA! Are all these questions designed for males? SUCKA I BROKE THE SYSTEM

IPressButton 10 years ago

I'm a girl o.O I'm

qwertywarrior 10 years ago

It's a free power anyway

SinonMercer 8 years ago

I don't think you read the dilemma, Dragon.

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Crystelgems 11 years ago

Girls yo.

Burning_Potatoes 11 years ago

IM A GIRL and just write on your friends window with expo (they could just wipe it off) and say your vandalizingedsafe

Party palace 11 years ago

Why just why I'm a girl and it asked me that and I would never break the law well at least I can do the time thing cuase wouldn't/can't do those things

Skullies 11 years ago

http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/294587 a good dillemma!

Ryan Schick 13 years ago

what law? there's different laws for every little section of land on this dumb planet, those can't count, only the laws of nature and God.

Armin_Freak 4 years ago

GENIUS

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Tom Meir 13 years ago

break which laws? if i am at the prehistorical date, i can burn everything??

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence 13 years ago

Don't break the law.

Zak Randol 13 years ago

What if you froze time, THEN gott a boner? Would time stay frozen for 24 hours?

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

The boner or time?

Camilla Holmquist 13 years ago

1. Being female has its upsides. 2. I ish extwemely obwedient whyn itsh aboot oficul tangs

FirefoxYT 9 years ago

Plz improve your english...

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago

god-damnit no reason boner

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago

I am a girl, no bony boner

Helen Clark 13 years ago

im a girl- I don't get boners

bill nye the science gay 11 years ago

Every time you get wet/horny

FlameEmberspark 10 years ago

Being female does have its perks after all...

An Internet Troll 11 years ago

what's a boner?

imavirginnn 5 years ago

your name tells me a lot about you

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mntp1907 Premium 7 years ago

Go to a casino. Create your own luck.

Brandon Whitt 13 years ago

So, I can break the law, and fast forward time 24 hours!

Elektrik-man143 9 years ago

What"s the point of stopping time if i can't have fun?

darkness8663 11 years ago

However you could still skip any embarrassing moments and play video games and get more sleep before work.

hurpadurp 8 years ago

lady boners

MaDdEzZ96 10 years ago

I'm a girl in law enforcement. I'm good.

Sian Elizabeth Williams 13 years ago

Pfft, I'm female so damn right I would

Imboredsobored 9 years ago

Im a girl...uh

kittypie 11 years ago

FOR BOYS THER NEVER CAN MASTURBATE OR HAVE SEX XD

I pressed the button 11 years ago

Aw man no sex?

bentjornsen 2 years ago

i cant get a boner anyway

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

freezes time then gets the first thing, well time is stuck for 24 hours after this is gone

Albane 11 years ago

Im a girl

mixermiz907 9 years ago

Only perk about being female

#thug life 11 years ago

I'll go to mars.. no laws there

TédioAbsoluto 4 years ago

well still a free power and cheating on a test is not breaking the law, neither rewind time and fix mistakes or atleast the really you fucked up ones

RainbowKitty 10 years ago

Well yeah, you do it. Plus. It'll help on those freaking history tests

Heyits_leanne 12 years ago

No downsides if you're a girl and don't want to break the law

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