Will You Press The Button?

Fishellast year

So I dont get to use it :(

hawley7 months ago

both implications are interesting

dankmemes1018 years ago

would I have broken the law of physics if I pause before something falls? I would be breaking the law every time, because somewhere, some idiot probably will drop something when I press the pause button.

qwertywarrior9 years ago

I could redeifine boner as commiting genocide by travelling back in time to when the language was being made and for the law I could also change it.

TheMultimention8 years ago

Be a law following woman. Done

Lewis Patrick12 years ago

so you can never use your powers (morning wood) o.O

imavirginnn4 years ago

B O N E R

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David Knake12 years ago

Well. For girls this would be good...

PrivatePrivate7 years ago

girls can get hard

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Prompefis8 years ago

Good thing fore me I'm a girl !

AllieLlama8 years ago

I'm a female, and would never break the law, sooooo...

SandEcho9 years ago

There is only upside to this, therefore the decision is pointless.

Nicole Turner12 years ago

Not a dude, and never broken the law. So....

AMPEnergy367 years ago

Same but I broke miner laws bf and I don't do much but sleep now I'm fine 😴

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Trailman057 years ago

Thank you button

dankhahafunnylaughmemesololdankihavechronicdepressionpleasehelpme7 years ago

oh no, my penis expands infinitely

FredyPoop7 years ago

...just like ur username

Imboredsobored8 years ago

Im a girl...uh

XxmegxX8 years ago

I'm a girl so, where is my downside exactly

mixermiz9078 years ago

Only perk about being female

winterfrost8 years ago

I'm a lady so that"s good but I also fight authority soooo

daddy-tobias8 years ago

im a girl and therefore cannot get a boner... and im a good person who would never break the law.

Alec-Grayson8 years ago

well, i am a girl... and i just wouldn't use my powers to directly break the law

rose011348 years ago

MWAHAHAHAHA! I"M A FEMALE!

I-dont-get-it-why-do-I-have-to-put-my-name-here8 years ago

No the doctor tells people so he has companions. If I can't be cool and tell people like the doctor then what's the point (also like the entire British government knows about him)-a true whovian Reply Like

CheshireCatSam9 years ago

Um... I can't get a boner #girl

Savvii9 years ago

Easy I am a girl

Melsy9 years ago

Law abiding women have immunity.

Phan is so real Phan doesn't even know9 years ago

I'm a girl with no criminal record, so there is no downside.

Foxy_elric9 years ago

HA! Are all these questions designed for males? SUCKA I BROKE THE SYSTEM

IPressButton9 years ago

I'm a girl o.O I'm

qwertywarrior9 years ago

It's a free power anyway

SinonMercer7 years ago

I don't think you read the dilemma, Dragon.

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Crystelgems9 years ago

Girls yo.

Burning_Potatoes9 years ago

IM A GIRL and just write on your friends window with expo (they could just wipe it off) and say your vandalizingedsafe

Party palace9 years ago

Why just why I'm a girl and it asked me that and I would never break the law well at least I can do the time thing cuase wouldn't/can't do those things

Skullies9 years ago

http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/294587 a good dillemma!

Ryan Schick12 years ago

what law? there's different laws for every little section of land on this dumb planet, those can't count, only the laws of nature and God.

Armin_Freak3 years ago

GENIUS

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Tom Meir12 years ago

break which laws? if i am at the prehistorical date, i can burn everything??

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence12 years ago

Don't break the law.

Zak Randol12 years ago

What if you froze time, THEN gott a boner? Would time stay frozen for 24 hours?

ThePaulDude4 years ago

The boner or time?

Camilla Holmquist12 years ago

1. Being female has its upsides. 2. I ish extwemely obwedient whyn itsh aboot oficul tangs

FirefoxYT8 years ago

Plz improve your english...

Josh Chaletzos12 years ago

god-damnit no reason boner

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago

I am a girl, no bony boner

Helen Clark12 years ago

im a girl- I don't get boners

bill nye the science gay9 years ago

Every time you get wet/horny

Zacary9 years ago

k ill just watch movies for 24 hours then go do some shit

FingleBottem10 months ago

there witiwally isnt a downside

torialynn8 years ago

At least you can't fast forward to get out of going to Jill or rewind to do the step that got you caught in the first place.

Fuck the username101010 years ago

Presses the button many times then when get's bored, speeds time.

hellcat577 years ago

You can do good stouf

Gnarlicious9 years ago

I cant break the law ok I cant get a bonner ok but if I do it correctly I can make those 24 hrs become an eternity always rewinding from 23:59 after pressing that button until the moment after pressing it

Agnieszka Lauren Miernik12 years ago

What a day to be a woman

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

why would you say no? its an ability you would otherwise not have

CuriosMi10 years ago

thank you vagina for mostly unlimited time control.

TooSmartFurYou7 years ago

So if you paused time and got a boner time wouldn't restart, you just couldn't start it back again for a day. But then again time is stopped so 24 hours would never happen. Paused forever.

Hourly9 years ago

It's only breaking the law if you get caught

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