Will You Press The Button?

Fishel 3 years ago

So I dont get to use it :(

hawley 2 years ago

both implications are interesting

qwertywarrior 10 years ago

I could redeifine boner as commiting genocide by travelling back in time to when the language was being made and for the law I could also change it.

dankmemes101 10 years ago

would I have broken the law of physics if I pause before something falls? I would be breaking the law every time, because somewhere, some idiot probably will drop something when I press the pause button.

Lewis Patrick 13 years ago

so you can never use your powers (morning wood) o.O

imavirginnn 5 years ago

B O N E R

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David Knake 13 years ago

Well. For girls this would be good...

PrivatePrivate 8 years ago

girls can get hard

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TheMultimention 9 years ago

Be a law following woman. Done

Prompefis 9 years ago

Good thing fore me I'm a girl !

AllieLlama 9 years ago

I'm a female, and would never break the law, sooooo...

SandEcho 10 years ago

There is only upside to this, therefore the decision is pointless.

Nicole Turner 13 years ago

Not a dude, and never broken the law. So....

AMPEnergy36 8 years ago

Same but I broke miner laws bf and I don't do much but sleep now I'm fine 😴

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Trailman05 9 years ago

Thank you button

dankhahafunnylaughmemesololdankihavechronicdepressionpleasehelpme 9 years ago

oh no, my penis expands infinitely

FredyPoop 9 years ago

...just like ur username

CheshireCatSam 10 years ago

Um... I can't get a boner #girl

Savvii 10 years ago

Easy I am a girl

Melsy 10 years ago

Law abiding women have immunity.

Phan is so real Phan doesn't even know 10 years ago

I'm a girl with no criminal record, so there is no downside.

Foxy_elric 10 years ago

HA! Are all these questions designed for males? SUCKA I BROKE THE SYSTEM

IPressButton 10 years ago

I'm a girl o.O I'm

qwertywarrior 10 years ago

It's a free power anyway

SinonMercer 8 years ago

I don't think you read the dilemma, Dragon.

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Crystelgems 11 years ago

Girls yo.

Burning_Potatoes 11 years ago

IM A GIRL and just write on your friends window with expo (they could just wipe it off) and say your vandalizingedsafe

Party palace 11 years ago

Why just why I'm a girl and it asked me that and I would never break the law well at least I can do the time thing cuase wouldn't/can't do those things

Skullies 11 years ago

http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/294587 a good dillemma!

Ryan Schick 13 years ago

what law? there's different laws for every little section of land on this dumb planet, those can't count, only the laws of nature and God.

Armin_Freak 4 years ago

GENIUS

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Tom Meir 13 years ago

break which laws? if i am at the prehistorical date, i can burn everything??

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence 13 years ago

Don't break the law.

Zak Randol 13 years ago

What if you froze time, THEN gott a boner? Would time stay frozen for 24 hours?

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

The boner or time?

Camilla Holmquist 13 years ago

1. Being female has its upsides. 2. I ish extwemely obwedient whyn itsh aboot oficul tangs

FirefoxYT 9 years ago

Plz improve your english...

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago

god-damnit no reason boner

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago

I am a girl, no bony boner

Helen Clark 13 years ago

im a girl- I don't get boners

bill nye the science gay 11 years ago

Every time you get wet/horny

BobWeasly 9 years ago

Just go back in time as soon as you feel the boner coming, then jump forward in time past the boner.

tEMMIE da Tem 11 years ago

I'm a girl, and I'm sure I am not gonna break any law in my life... So.. BRING IT ON!

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 6 months ago

So whenever I break the law, which I don't because why would I (I'm aroace so I don't get boners)?? Fuck yeah, I love when I'm able to freeze time and shit

TheGaurd 10 years ago

rewind time so i can use it again then skip to tomorrow

Bee King 11 years ago

so? i don't see a down side, just a limatation

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

I cant break a law cuz idk where it is and its probly hard soo i dont want my hands to break

xlittle 10 years ago

#equality

EnderQueen06 10 years ago

What does get a boner mean

imavirginnn 5 years ago

oh god

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hey-assbutt622 12 years ago

Thank you vagina.

I pressed the button 11 years ago

Thanks alot penis:(

Arcadia 8 years ago

Sometimes it sucks to be a guy...since every mornings brings a boner so I can never use that power...

Sabbie Mallon 13 years ago

Well I don't get boners and I've never done anything that is considered illegal in the modern world so...

yanderegamerlife 9 years ago

ok (.3.)b

DivinePhoenix21 11 years ago

I'm a girl so score!

VelaBird 9 years ago

Yes, if I do that they will be gone for 24 hours. But it"s better having the power than having no crap.

deathbyfingerzzz 11 years ago

Then i could fuck my wife lots of times

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Well fuck... morning woods

avrand6 11 years ago

So, whats 24 hours to me. Oh shit just got another boner. thats fine, 24 hours will fly by. Just 18 to go now. Shit, just got another boner. Well this power is useless

Theanonymouspyth0n 6 years ago

Wait wait wait so let"s say you paused time and raped someone time would immediately unfreeze and you"re fucked

imavirginnn 5 years ago

why would you be raping someone in the first place

Bitchimhere 10 years ago

Hehe... It sucks being a bad bitch

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