Will You Press The Button?

Snowfrost9189 years ago

"Oh dang, I just dropped my pencil. Let me just-Oh! There is no getting this out. Wait, it sprayed the chair off. let me just-Oh!" OR THIS.... "No, Johnny! You're being crushed by a car. I MUST SAVE YOU!" ( Five minutes pass ) " Hey, John, did I just s...[Show full comment]

autocar669 years ago

Nailed it bro

Xxcaity03xX10 years ago

I guess my new fashion statement is going to be heavy duty diapers! Lol jk

loolo543219 years ago

Sooo, like super man

Muefin3 years ago

Yes

The1Question4 years ago

So you become a skunk

AFRIKING8 years ago

anything is the keyword, on a date picks up drink shits himself, having sex shits himself, carrys daughter shits himself

Deadpoolcolony9 years ago

Three tons ain't that much.Not worth it.Imagine how often you will have to buy new underwear.Nobodies washing underwear with explosive diarrhea

autocar669 years ago

Ever heard of diapers?

Hnit Khaing12 years ago

HELL YEAH I WOULD THIS IS GENIUS. SPRAY DIARRHEA AT YOUR ENEMIES.

Neuhhhhhh5 years ago

What he said

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Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

only problem you'd pick up a pen to right or anything and all of a sudden god dam it

WafleNotPankake7 years ago

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Ama188 years ago

omg... *throws up*

MouseGirl3 years ago

Diarrhea

Scar00008 years ago

GROSS NO WAY

IncineratingBlade8 years ago

This is someone"s fetish.

Kookie1478 years ago

Wow peeps just wow

Get SCREWED OF DILEEMAZ9 years ago

DIARRHEA EVERYWHERE

The Punderful LillyPad9 years ago

Ew no.

#justpressedthebutton9 years ago

ewwwww... perverts.

HippieGeek10 years ago

Me:"Hey can you pass me the remote?" Friend" Get off your ass and do it yourself" Me: "YOUR COUCH WILL BW FOREVER BROWN!!"

iwatchtvalot10 years ago

No way ewww

derekchauvin6969694 years ago

no downsides

Nix11 years ago

It's a double superpower.

Zacharius069 years ago

You lift a pencil at school (spray"s diarrhea everywhere)

Shady Nassif12 years ago

Hey Fredrick...I do even lift.

autocar669 years ago

So u shit All the Time or ur Naked cuz u actually lift cloths All the time

Branden2310 years ago

WTF IS THIS!?!? I lost it when I saw this.

GabrielTomasSalazar7 years ago

Thats y theres diapers

Creeperbrine2a9 years ago

No pls God no no noooooooooooooo

Daddy1232 years ago

no

badabing badabutton10 years ago

Yes I can throw the villain and blind them at the same time

DragonEXE8 years ago

Hello, I am dragonEXE. AND THIS IS JACKASS!!

broyo20134 years ago

diaper baby time i will wear diapers non stop

edm47576010 years ago

who would press it

Boiboiboi9 years ago

Wear a diaper

tehhypergamer10 years ago

Lol that's funny as well, shit! But no. I will not!

ShadowsReign6 years ago

I"d wander pantsless, dropping things on purpose

Alex Lopez12 years ago

No ones gonna laugh when you can bash their head in:/

LBiscuit10 years ago

i like diarrheah

Zackthemaniac7 years ago

Yes spray diarrhea all over my enemies all over them! I could rule the world by spraying diarrhea on my enimies. Then i would also be used in the army too.