"Oh dang, I just dropped my pencil. Let me just-Oh! There is no getting this out. Wait, it sprayed the chair off. let me just-Oh!"
OR THIS....
"No, Johnny! You're being crushed by a car. I MUST SAVE YOU!" ( Five minutes pass ) " Hey, John, did I just s...[Show full comment]
autocar669 years ago
Nailed it bro
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Xxcaity03xX10 years ago
I guess my new fashion statement is going to be heavy duty diapers! Lol jk
loolo543219 years ago
Sooo, like super man
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Muefin3 years ago
Yes
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The1Question4 years ago
So you become a skunk
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AFRIKING8 years ago
anything is the keyword, on a date picks up drink shits himself, having sex shits himself, carrys daughter shits himself
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Deadpoolcolony9 years ago
Three tons ain't that much.Not worth it.Imagine how often you will have to buy new underwear.Nobodies washing underwear with explosive diarrhea
autocar669 years ago
Ever heard of diapers?
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Hnit Khaing12 years ago
HELL YEAH I WOULD THIS IS GENIUS.
SPRAY DIARRHEA AT YOUR ENEMIES.
Me:"Hey can you pass me the remote?"
Friend" Get off your ass and do it yourself"
Me: "YOUR COUCH WILL BW FOREVER BROWN!!"
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iwatchtvalot10 years ago
No way ewww
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Fridged7 years ago
*lifts a bus* oprah”he has browning powers...
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wtf dad9 years ago
Ka me ha me shiiiiiitttt!!!!
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Hih10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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will anoy u9 years ago
Lift an elephant and spay poop on people, I AM THE POOPING LIFTER!!!!!!
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Simmyjavile2 years ago
Im literally immortal
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ssdestroyer31410 years ago
me: man time to play xbox! -picks up controller- lets get this thing on........ -stomach rumbles-
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AaronEvans8 years ago
Take a massive shit prior to lifting
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oblivionProphet10 years ago
I beleive they meant to spray a diarrhea inducing gas everywhere
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spinozilla8 years ago
3 tons? really
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Lunatichusky9 years ago
OMFG!!!!
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abcx9 years ago
That's so funny. :D
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JonathBRASIL10 years ago
Hahahaha
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OscarZhang7 years ago
*lifts a feather*
*diarrhea*
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Dominic Bennett12 years ago
yes please
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coute10 years ago
Did a three year old write this?
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Silverwing8 years ago
Lifts a pencil
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Killwithstyle9 years ago
Downside?! Jk jk ik there is one. I may accidentally shit on vin diesel
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Mechanical028 years ago
I'm crying XD
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SpartanBaconMan9 years ago
OH YEAH
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Bozo23 years ago
YES I WILL SHIT ON EVERYONE
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kvk4life10 years ago
I AM DIARRHEA MAN!!!!!
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derekchauvin6969694 years ago
no downsides
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Nix11 years ago
It's a double superpower.
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Zacharius069 years ago
You lift a pencil at school (spray"s diarrhea everywhere)
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Branden2310 years ago
WTF IS THIS!?!? I lost it when I saw this.
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GabrielTomasSalazar7 years ago
Thats y theres diapers
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Shady Nassif12 years ago
Hey Fredrick...I do even lift.
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autocar669 years ago
So u shit All the Time or ur Naked cuz u actually lift cloths All the time
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DragonEXE8 years ago
Hello, I am dragonEXE. AND THIS IS JACKASS!!
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Creeperbrine2a9 years ago
No pls God no no noooooooooooooo
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Daddy1232 years ago
no
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badabing badabutton10 years ago
Yes I can throw the villain and blind them at the same time
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