"Oh dang, I just dropped my pencil. Let me just-Oh! There is no getting this out. Wait, it sprayed the chair off. let me just-Oh!"
OR THIS....
"No, Johnny! You're being crushed by a car. I MUST SAVE YOU!" ( Five minutes pass ) " Hey, John, did I just s...[Show full comment]
autocar669 years ago
Nailed it bro
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Xxcaity03xX10 years ago
I guess my new fashion statement is going to be heavy duty diapers! Lol jk
loolo543219 years ago
Sooo, like super man
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Muefin3 years ago
Yes
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The1Question4 years ago
So you become a skunk
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AFRIKING8 years ago
anything is the keyword, on a date picks up drink shits himself, having sex shits himself, carrys daughter shits himself
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Deadpoolcolony9 years ago
Three tons ain't that much.Not worth it.Imagine how often you will have to buy new underwear.Nobodies washing underwear with explosive diarrhea
autocar669 years ago
Ever heard of diapers?
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Hnit Khaing12 years ago
HELL YEAH I WOULD THIS IS GENIUS.
SPRAY DIARRHEA AT YOUR ENEMIES.
Me:"Hey can you pass me the remote?"
Friend" Get off your ass and do it yourself"
Me: "YOUR COUCH WILL BW FOREVER BROWN!!"
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iwatchtvalot10 years ago
No way ewww
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bowser29 years ago
do ye even lift brah?
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Leonator10 years ago
again who would press that BUTTON! so hlr btw!
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1UP_Official7 years ago
um what
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Daddy1232 years ago
no im good
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alexaviermil4210 years ago
GHAHAHHAAAHHAHH LOLOLOLLOLLOOLZZZZZ
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BlubberinFool8 years ago
So, I pick up my phone and flood my room? You are an idiot for making this.
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CreepyProxy1239 years ago
Dying of laughter!
EnderQueen069 years ago
Me too!
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Dream_Er8 years ago
😀🔫
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Thegoingbomb4 years ago
Wait that means all the air is awalys being sprayed with diarehia
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mika03210 years ago
worst downside
it should have been,
You get migranes once a every 10 years.
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nopenopenope10 years ago
What's the point of this shit?Whow would want that?
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Iamcalm6 years ago
Wtg
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Shawn Torres12 years ago
i would then laugh and yell "i shit on everyone
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Aaron is here and bored9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
worth it... how often would you have to use that skill. Always carry a pack of 'depends'
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SquidSquid037 years ago
That could be a useful superpower
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J-Dogg_ieDogg8 years ago
Pfft 3 tons. I lift that in my sleep
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shadowfiend0079 years ago
-_- too lame to handle
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Redstonetrippy14 years ago
I do that anyway, now I can just lift heavier things
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Hanako11 years ago
No, I don't like lifting, I'm fine being tiny.
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Element_Edgy7 years ago
man.. I could just pick up a.......... A COTTON BALL, and I would spray it everywhere.. And then my parents would probs make me clean it.. NEVER SHALL I PRESS DIS BUTTON.
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BrutalDeathDecisions9 years ago
Shove a bottle up yo ass before lifting. I'm a fucking genius. (I know I sound like a dumbass)
lolnothanks8 years ago
You"d diarrhoea shit so explosively that the bottle would come flying out. Not Fun.
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Jackdude10 years ago
Who... Wrote... This
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realFoxyplayzFNaF9 years ago
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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The_Awesomeness11 months ago
Imagine waking up and lifting your blanket, just to dedicate in your bed.
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Nippletickler10 years ago
XD
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Makotsuo8 years ago
Diapers and all good (maybe).
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Allgoodmo3 years ago
This was made by a 3 year old
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COUNTERLOGIC13510 years ago
im scared
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CheeseburgerFan8 years ago
Better than a fart gun
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ElectroScale9 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTT-ON!!! (Get it?)
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Krusek9 years ago
wear a diaper.
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100010 years ago
Bad guys stand next a 2ton rock. I shot till they die
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