Will You Press The Button?

Snowfrost9189 years ago

"Oh dang, I just dropped my pencil. Let me just-Oh! There is no getting this out. Wait, it sprayed the chair off. let me just-Oh!" OR THIS.... "No, Johnny! You're being crushed by a car. I MUST SAVE YOU!" ( Five minutes pass ) " Hey, John, did I just s...[Show full comment]

autocar669 years ago

Nailed it bro

Xxcaity03xX10 years ago

I guess my new fashion statement is going to be heavy duty diapers! Lol jk

loolo543219 years ago

Sooo, like super man

Muefin3 years ago

Yes

The1Question4 years ago

So you become a skunk

AFRIKING8 years ago

anything is the keyword, on a date picks up drink shits himself, having sex shits himself, carrys daughter shits himself

Deadpoolcolony9 years ago

Three tons ain't that much.Not worth it.Imagine how often you will have to buy new underwear.Nobodies washing underwear with explosive diarrhea

autocar669 years ago

Ever heard of diapers?

Hnit Khaing12 years ago

HELL YEAH I WOULD THIS IS GENIUS. SPRAY DIARRHEA AT YOUR ENEMIES.

Neuhhhhhh5 years ago

What he said

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Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

only problem you'd pick up a pen to right or anything and all of a sudden god dam it

WafleNotPankake7 years ago

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Ama188 years ago

omg... *throws up*

MouseGirl3 years ago

Diarrhea

Scar00008 years ago

GROSS NO WAY

IncineratingBlade8 years ago

This is someone"s fetish.

Kookie1478 years ago

Wow peeps just wow

Get SCREWED OF DILEEMAZ9 years ago

DIARRHEA EVERYWHERE

The Punderful LillyPad9 years ago

Ew no.

#justpressedthebutton9 years ago

ewwwww... perverts.

HippieGeek10 years ago

Me:"Hey can you pass me the remote?" Friend" Get off your ass and do it yourself" Me: "YOUR COUCH WILL BW FOREVER BROWN!!"

iwatchtvalot10 years ago

No way ewww

bowser29 years ago

do ye even lift brah?

Leonator10 years ago

again who would press that BUTTON! so hlr btw!

1UP_Official7 years ago

um what

Daddy1232 years ago

no im good

alexaviermil4210 years ago

GHAHAHHAAAHHAHH LOLOLOLLOLLOOLZZZZZ

BlubberinFool8 years ago

So, I pick up my phone and flood my room? You are an idiot for making this.

CreepyProxy1239 years ago

Dying of laughter!

EnderQueen069 years ago

Me too!

Dream_Er8 years ago

😀🔫

Thegoingbomb4 years ago

Wait that means all the air is awalys being sprayed with diarehia

mika03210 years ago

worst downside it should have been, You get migranes once a every 10 years.

nopenopenope10 years ago

What's the point of this shit?Whow would want that?

Iamcalm6 years ago

Wtg

Shawn Torres12 years ago

i would then laugh and yell "i shit on everyone

Aaron is here and bored9 years ago

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WolfPixel8 years ago

look at this stupid spam

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RocketGirl110 years ago

worth it... how often would you have to use that skill. Always carry a pack of 'depends'

SquidSquid037 years ago

That could be a useful superpower

J-Dogg_ieDogg8 years ago

Pfft 3 tons. I lift that in my sleep

shadowfiend0079 years ago

-_- too lame to handle

Redstonetrippy14 years ago

I do that anyway, now I can just lift heavier things

Hanako11 years ago

No, I don't like lifting, I'm fine being tiny.

Element_Edgy7 years ago

man.. I could just pick up a.......... A COTTON BALL, and I would spray it everywhere.. And then my parents would probs make me clean it.. NEVER SHALL I PRESS DIS BUTTON.