"Oh dang, I just dropped my pencil. Let me just-Oh! There is no getting this out. Wait, it sprayed the chair off. let me just-Oh!"
OR THIS....
"No, Johnny! You're being crushed by a car. I MUST SAVE YOU!" ( Five minutes pass ) " Hey, John, did I just s...[Show full comment]
autocar669 years ago
Nailed it bro
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Xxcaity03xX9 years ago
I guess my new fashion statement is going to be heavy duty diapers! Lol jk
loolo543219 years ago
Sooo, like super man
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Muefin3 years ago
Yes
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The1Question4 years ago
So you become a skunk
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AFRIKING8 years ago
anything is the keyword, on a date picks up drink shits himself, having sex shits himself, carrys daughter shits himself
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Deadpoolcolony9 years ago
Three tons ain't that much.Not worth it.Imagine how often you will have to buy new underwear.Nobodies washing underwear with explosive diarrhea
autocar669 years ago
Ever heard of diapers?
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Hnit Khaing12 years ago
HELL YEAH I WOULD THIS IS GENIUS.
SPRAY DIARRHEA AT YOUR ENEMIES.
Me:"Hey can you pass me the remote?"
Friend" Get off your ass and do it yourself"
Me: "YOUR COUCH WILL BW FOREVER BROWN!!"
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iwatchtvalot10 years ago
No way ewww
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WilliamJones7 years ago
When I pick up something do it behind someone I hate, or wear a diaper
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Thomas Koenders12 years ago
I don't see the downside of this
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Ruptured 9 years ago
Were some amazing diapers
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Facc200410 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
To Mika Aghh I hate migraines. I had one when I was Like 8
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sarahrubbish8 years ago
Hello diapers
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Xboxer3604469 years ago
ill just get a portable toilet
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Common-sense8 years ago
Stick a cork in it
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pacoyo59 years ago
What.
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Crooked5 years ago
EPICSEGWAYMAN the toilet lid
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Adolf.Hitler11 years ago
I was expecting something else in my mind. This was hilarious.
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Hih10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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Fridged7 years ago
*lifts a bus* oprah”he has browning powers...
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wtf dad9 years ago
Ka me ha me shiiiiiitttt!!!!
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AaronEvans8 years ago
Take a massive shit prior to lifting
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will anoy u9 years ago
Lift an elephant and spay poop on people, I AM THE POOPING LIFTER!!!!!!
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Simmyjavile2 years ago
Im literally immortal
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ssdestroyer31410 years ago
me: man time to play xbox! -picks up controller- lets get this thing on........ -stomach rumbles-
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Lunatichusky9 years ago
OMFG!!!!
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oblivionProphet10 years ago
I beleive they meant to spray a diarrhea inducing gas everywhere
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spinozilla8 years ago
3 tons? really
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OscarZhang7 years ago
*lifts a feather*
*diarrhea*
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Dominic Bennett12 years ago
yes please
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abcx9 years ago
That's so funny. :D
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JonathBRASIL10 years ago
Hahahaha
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Killwithstyle9 years ago
Downside?! Jk jk ik there is one. I may accidentally shit on vin diesel
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