Will You Press The Button?

TheBlenderMan7 months ago

Jimmy's mom.

Trumpbangsthings.com9 years ago

Im already smart enough to be depressed that there's no comma after people.

Seapony8 years ago

Actually, he is right. There should be a comma there, but not because it is a list. It is for the same reason I put a comma before "but."

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Your_favorite_gay4 years ago

I will write all my knowledge in books and handle it to the people i trust the most so them can be able to share it with everyone... FOR HUMANITYYYY (also if i had all the knowledge in the world i could cure depressivo and stop me from killing myself)

ThePaulDude3 years ago

What"s with these you gain universal knowledge but you can't tell anyone about it scenarios? NO ONE FUCKING CARES!

DragonWarrior888 years ago

club penguin is being shut down

Coaster8 years ago

But how will people do banned% speedrun?

FlickFlagger7 years ago

No, because 1 year is quite a short timeline. Also, you cant tell your depression about knowledge to other people, because you don't know any other people anyway.

Nairue4 years ago

I could always hit the button when I feel my time is limited, gain knowledge and pass it on to those I feel will use it to better the human race.

LucasEto8 years ago

So then I'll know a loophole to this

SciArtHerp8 years ago

I already want to die.

Datboieatscake7 years ago

Ha get rext im already deprest

AlexBrown7 years ago

Omg same

AlexBrown7 years ago

Lets see... Basically nothing changes... Im just smart?

AlexBrown7 years ago

Yeah... I have depression

LesbianPotato7 years ago

I see no downside.

kingderp9 years ago

post it on the internet

UselessIdiot777 months ago

Hell I’m already extremely suicidal and probably am on track to take my life.

whohasfunme9 years ago

im already smart and im immune to getting depreesed

DeathsMyrrh8 years ago

No one is immune to depression

GustavsMaskavs7 years ago

I will know what happens after death so there will be no point of me dying and that why i didnt press it. Its like spoilers.

PingoPawn28 years ago

Hello neighbor in a nutshell!

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Yes!!

firefree372 years ago

if i have all the knowledge in the world i will also have knowledge on how to stop my depression

SansTheSansySkeleton9 years ago

No thank you! i already know some of the truth.

Sykopath7 years ago

I'll know the afterlife is better but honestly can't get depressed, I'm on meds for that.

BenjaminDupaix7 years ago

so basically my real life?

whohasfunme9 years ago

my spelling tho

B1rdPeRs0N4 years ago

i would just gain knoledge nothing else

Joud9 years ago

Write it in a book

Shelbywagner1238 years ago

I'm depressed anyway

koimalast year

im already suicidal so i dont see a downside to this

TotallyNotAYoutuber9 years ago

Well, given my condition, I would no longer be depressed after killing myself and Returning.

Dah_dude5 years ago

*moscow moscow suddenly starts playing*

SleepyBarracuda8 years ago

It didnt say i would kill myself, it only said i would take my life. ill just add "in both hands" behind it

AGuyWhoHasOnlyPlayedYIIK6 months ago

Nothing is as depressing as the real world

SCP Foundation9 years ago

Already depressed,so gimme a GREAT KNOWLEDGE NOW!

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

SCP-682 has broken out of the facility

Fuchsylast year

there is no downside i allready have, the commitment is the only thing im missing

HcorpseParty9 years ago

Gain all the knowledge Just Revive

ThatDudeDownTheStreet9 years ago

Suicidal much?

Epicgamer00025 years ago

I can create the time machine with that knowledge and make me immortal

Zachflip017 years ago

Can i choose when u get this information

Poro dayclub8 years ago

Steal a dog and name it your own life.

Abeloth9 years ago

yay i can live 7 months longer ....

Babbidy3 years ago

*makes a machine to make me immortal*

ImSmarterThanYou69last year

i wont kill myself since im too smart, suicide is indirectly caused by lack of intelligence

SceptileandMew5 years ago

Just don't kill yourself

Shard4 years ago

Ladies and gents. We have solved deppresion.

killer 1239 years ago

HEHEHE!

RGPZ7 years ago

But then I'm depressed

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

I already know the CRUCIAL truth of this world and really I'm happy to know the good side of it.If you're like me,you'll probably know it to.

H-O8 years ago

Pizza?

Niggerswitch7 years ago

Im already deppresed

Ye_olden_memes8 years ago

Take my life were? On a date?

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