Will You Press The Button?

KasaLobsterlast year

I alreaady am lololololol SKibiidi dib awaw awa ( i am going fucking insane)

oldnotweak9 years ago

Chuck Norris is his own father... and mother

Frey3 years ago

Facts

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Hamburger Guy8 years ago

When Chuck Norris left for college, ge told his father "you"re the man of the house now".

Speed_Demon_Fly7 years ago

Chuck Norris hit 11/10 targets with 9 bullets

jshaw719 years ago

I would compile the best me jokes, and make a book out of it, maybe a calendar too, Mugs, T-shirts, a trivia game, why not embrace, the fake hype?

naga halomac9 years ago

But then it would only make it worse

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

The boogyman checks umder his bed every night for Chuck Norris.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

When Chuck Norris was vorn he drove his mom from the hospital.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Chuck Norris won a game of tennis against a wall.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Batoast9 years ago

When You shoot Chuck Norris, he doesn't die, the bullet dies !

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

What"s the last thing that goes through the mind of the victims of Chuck Norris? His foot.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't pay his taxes, he just sends a picture of him round house kicking a victim to the IRS.

Caillin Barker12 years ago

Chuck Norris must have been on this site

heatfromfire3 years ago

i miss chuck norris shitposts

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oldnotweak8 years ago

Chuck Norris drove his mother home after he was born

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch the back of his head.

EmilStvring7 years ago

Dude that dosent work that way

county12349 years ago

Just ignore the people,because you would be the most awesome,they are just jealous.

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago

\^w^/

Super38 years ago

Worked with chuck norrris

WBGrock8 years ago

They would not be jokes, they would be facts.

the117doctor8 years ago

The big bang is around one CNRK or chuck Norris roundhouse kick

Blargmaggedon8 years ago

What if you don't have feet?

JohnMan4738948 years ago

Its my lifelong dream to be a meme anyway

PatrickWilkey7 years ago

Mine too it would be cool LOL

JÃ¶rg Dorow12 years ago

When Chuck Norris Push the Button he get what he pushed for....

Geoff Kidder12 years ago

Yay for Chuck!

ThLostProphet9 years ago

Fact: Does [insert name here] have pusspuss?

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LuckyLuna7 years ago

I'm already the most awesome person alive so.. *flips hair*

Koten McFilms12 years ago

Typo it says You Name Here so anything you want them to make fun of

TurtleShroom8 years ago

Downside not found.

uglyfuckboy699 years ago

bro,ben-ch is already a thing yea ben jokes

Tblyler178 years ago

Downside? Where??

BonnieLover9 years ago

'Most awesome' who wrote this, a 5 year old!?

Leonor Alexis Aguila12 years ago

HA! I have no friends, checkmate.

LlamaAvocado8 years ago

GODDAMMIT CHUCK NORIS

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

He will roundhouse kick you for that mistake.

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Arachnaut9 years ago

so i already have jokes made about me

Sir Pissed Off10 years ago

*FRANTICALLY SLAMS BUTTON*

jfu8 years ago

So my life dosent change

Purpleness9 years ago

He he funny

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan3 years ago

My name isn’t that comical, so good luck losers.

Toasty9 years ago

Fun fact [YOUR NAME HERE] is the most awesome person alive

RobertEustes7 years ago

You mean I become Chuck Norris hell yes

Misa Elizabeth Helnoire12 years ago

okay

Mina9 years ago

HIS NAME IS JOHN CEENAAAA

orchothbat8 years ago

sans fact jokes heheheh

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