Will You Press The Button?

KasaLobsterlast year

I alreaady am lololololol SKibiidi dib awaw awa ( i am going fucking insane)

oldnotweak9 years ago

Chuck Norris is his own father... and mother

Frey3 years ago

Facts

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Hamburger Guy8 years ago

When Chuck Norris left for college, ge told his father "you"re the man of the house now".

Speed_Demon_Fly7 years ago

Chuck Norris hit 11/10 targets with 9 bullets

jshaw719 years ago

I would compile the best me jokes, and make a book out of it, maybe a calendar too, Mugs, T-shirts, a trivia game, why not embrace, the fake hype?

naga halomac9 years ago

But then it would only make it worse

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

The boogyman checks umder his bed every night for Chuck Norris.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

When Chuck Norris was vorn he drove his mom from the hospital.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Chuck Norris won a game of tennis against a wall.

Batoast9 years ago

When You shoot Chuck Norris, he doesn't die, the bullet dies !

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

What"s the last thing that goes through the mind of the victims of Chuck Norris? His foot.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't pay his taxes, he just sends a picture of him round house kicking a victim to the IRS.

Caillin Barker12 years ago

Chuck Norris must have been on this site

heatfromfire3 years ago

i miss chuck norris shitposts

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oldnotweak8 years ago

Chuck Norris drove his mother home after he was born

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch the back of his head.

EmilStvring7 years ago

Dude that dosent work that way

county12349 years ago

Just ignore the people,because you would be the most awesome,they are just jealous.

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago

\^w^/

Super38 years ago

Worked with chuck norrris

WBGrock8 years ago

They would not be jokes, they would be facts.

the117doctor8 years ago

The big bang is around one CNRK or chuck Norris roundhouse kick

Blargmaggedon8 years ago

What if you don't have feet?

JohnMan4738948 years ago

Its my lifelong dream to be a meme anyway

PatrickWilkey7 years ago

Mine too it would be cool LOL

JÃ¶rg Dorow12 years ago

When Chuck Norris Push the Button he get what he pushed for....

Geoff Kidder12 years ago

Yay for Chuck!

supsick7 years ago

take pride in the jokes.

ariana1239 years ago

well someone must have wrote this and his name is CHUCK NORRISSSSSS

TheWeirdGirl9 years ago

Screw it, i'll be THE AWESOMEST

Da Big Wed Button10 years ago

Heh I'll just blast my dub step music up to the max and skateboard the fuck out of he place

Zemekoulak8 years ago

I wouldnt mind being Chuck

ScottishCookie3 years ago

When (insertname here) facts

Emogamer95 10 years ago

Just ignore people. Easy

Ejparrot9 years ago

That is a weird downside

Kidnerd18 years ago

"You name here" good English, guys.

TreyHumphrey7 years ago

Raichu fact: He is the first Pikachu Pokémon to be an Electric/Psychic Type. (of all the Psychic Type Pokémon, Raichu is the awesome one) 😏

Augie Coker12 years ago

Dick riding [your name here]

luizmiguel10 years ago

Go. Do it. I'm used to it. Make me laugh.

TurtleShroom8 years ago

How is that a downside?!

speedisjack9 years ago

No downsiiiiddde

sine21079 years ago

I see no down side

MirrorMaruCat10 years ago

FVCK YeAAAh

ajmem9 years ago

I don't care what people think of me T.T I can do so much good. I'm definitely pressing that button.

Nasho4 years ago

Congratulations, you found a non-Chuck Norris comment

luke11 years ago

Kind of a hard one there.

Horatio J. R. Hawes12 years ago

i see no problem in learning facts about Horatios

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

I can say to every one that my name is something else

Nosaferatu9 years ago

John Cena Survived Tho,

ShinyLetsPlayer9 years ago

So I become like either Chuck Norris or Segata Sanchiro. Seems all good. We can have duels to see who's the best.

Dk_the_gr810 years ago

just choose two ¨people¨ that are on death row...

Mai-chan8 years ago

I get to be awesome AND have jokes about me? Sign me up!

Vaklast year

Chuck Norris moment.

smsff710 years ago

"Me" was the one who trained Chuck Norris in being awesome and then stepped aside to not steal the spotlight :P

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