Will You Press The Button?

KasaLobsterlast year

I alreaady am lololololol SKibiidi dib awaw awa ( i am going fucking insane)

oldnotweak9 years ago

Chuck Norris is his own father... and mother

Frey3 years ago

Facts

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Hamburger Guy8 years ago

When Chuck Norris left for college, ge told his father "you"re the man of the house now".

Speed_Demon_Fly7 years ago

Chuck Norris hit 11/10 targets with 9 bullets

jshaw719 years ago

I would compile the best me jokes, and make a book out of it, maybe a calendar too, Mugs, T-shirts, a trivia game, why not embrace, the fake hype?

naga halomac9 years ago

But then it would only make it worse

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

The boogyman checks umder his bed every night for Chuck Norris.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

When Chuck Norris was vorn he drove his mom from the hospital.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Chuck Norris won a game of tennis against a wall.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Batoast9 years ago

When You shoot Chuck Norris, he doesn't die, the bullet dies !

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

What"s the last thing that goes through the mind of the victims of Chuck Norris? His foot.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't pay his taxes, he just sends a picture of him round house kicking a victim to the IRS.

Caillin Barker12 years ago

Chuck Norris must have been on this site

heatfromfire3 years ago

i miss chuck norris shitposts

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oldnotweak8 years ago

Chuck Norris drove his mother home after he was born

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch the back of his head.

EmilStvring7 years ago

Dude that dosent work that way

county12349 years ago

Just ignore the people,because you would be the most awesome,they are just jealous.

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago

\^w^/

Super38 years ago

Worked with chuck norrris

WBGrock8 years ago

They would not be jokes, they would be facts.

the117doctor8 years ago

The big bang is around one CNRK or chuck Norris roundhouse kick

Blargmaggedon8 years ago

What if you don't have feet?

JohnMan4738948 years ago

Its my lifelong dream to be a meme anyway

PatrickWilkey7 years ago

Mine too it would be cool LOL

JÃ¶rg Dorow12 years ago

When Chuck Norris Push the Button he get what he pushed for....

Geoff Kidder12 years ago

Yay for Chuck!

ajmem9 years ago

I don't care what people think of me T.T I can do so much good. I'm definitely pressing that button.

Nasho4 years ago

Congratulations, you found a non-Chuck Norris comment

luke11 years ago

Kind of a hard one there.

Horatio J. R. Hawes12 years ago

i see no problem in learning facts about Horatios

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

I can say to every one that my name is something else

Nosaferatu9 years ago

John Cena Survived Tho,

ShinyLetsPlayer9 years ago

So I become like either Chuck Norris or Segata Sanchiro. Seems all good. We can have duels to see who's the best.

Dk_the_gr89 years ago

just choose two ¨people¨ that are on death row...

Mai-chan8 years ago

I get to be awesome AND have jokes about me? Sign me up!

mebruh9 years ago

Isn't that, EVERY CELEBRITY EVER

Vaklast year

Chuck Norris moment.

smsff710 years ago

"Me" was the one who trained Chuck Norris in being awesome and then stepped aside to not steal the spotlight :P

ultracyber7 years ago

I like the jokes so no downside

Arizona Dyer12 years ago

Pretty much everyone who knows my name has made more than a few jokes.

HomeTaleUniverse9 years ago

what if i want to be a meme

creepyanimetrash8 years ago

I'm Prussia now...? (Look it up!)

Amimoto9 years ago

Warning, I am the new cHUcK nOrIS

LandenMartell8 years ago

Someone is already the most awesome and no one can ever beat her

cmfog9 years ago

hahahaha xD......Uh no.

Maypaws4 years ago

I"d join in on it.

QuillAsphodel10 years ago

Define awesome? Did not press.

Gabe Fordyce12 years ago

im "fine" with it im already used to it

lar12379 years ago

I'm already awesome XD

Mariostar79 years ago

Mariostar7 didn't choose to press the button, the button chose him.

ThLostProphet9 years ago

Fact: Does [insert name here] have pusspuss?

Junkwarrior6910 years ago

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LuckyLuna7 years ago

I'm already the most awesome person alive so.. *flips hair*

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