Will You Press The Button?

oldnotweak 11 years ago

Chuck Norris is his own father... and mother

Frey 5 years ago

Facts

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Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

When Chuck Norris left for college, ge told his father "you"re the man of the house now".

Speed_Demon_Fly 8 years ago

Chuck Norris hit 11/10 targets with 9 bullets

KasaLobster 3 years ago

I alreaady am lololololol SKibiidi dib awaw awa ( i am going fucking insane)

jshaw71 10 years ago

I would compile the best me jokes, and make a book out of it, maybe a calendar too, Mugs, T-shirts, a trivia game, why not embrace, the fake hype?

naga halomac 10 years ago

But then it would only make it worse

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

The boogyman checks umder his bed every night for Chuck Norris.

Batoast 11 years ago

When You shoot Chuck Norris, he doesn't die, the bullet dies !

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

When Chuck Norris was vorn he drove his mom from the hospital.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Chuck Norris won a game of tennis against a wall.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

What"s the last thing that goes through the mind of the victims of Chuck Norris? His foot.

Caillin Barker 13 years ago

Chuck Norris must have been on this site

heatfromfire 5 years ago

i miss chuck norris shitposts

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Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't pay his taxes, he just sends a picture of him round house kicking a victim to the IRS.

oldnotweak 9 years ago

Chuck Norris drove his mother home after he was born

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch the back of his head.

EmilStvring 8 years ago

Dude that dosent work that way

county1234 11 years ago

Just ignore the people,because you would be the most awesome,they are just jealous.

EikichiKuwabara 9 years ago

\^w^/

Super3 9 years ago

Worked with chuck norrris

WBGrock 10 years ago

They would not be jokes, they would be facts.

the117doctor 10 years ago

The big bang is around one CNRK or chuck Norris roundhouse kick

Blargmaggedon 10 years ago

What if you don't have feet?

JohnMan473894 10 years ago

Its my lifelong dream to be a meme anyway

PatrickWilkey 8 years ago

Mine too it would be cool LOL

JÃ¶rg Dorow 13 years ago

When Chuck Norris Push the Button he get what he pushed for....

Geoff Kidder 13 years ago

Yay for Chuck!

ariana123 11 years ago

well someone must have wrote this and his name is CHUCK NORRISSSSSS

supsick 9 years ago

take pride in the jokes.

Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago

Heh I'll just blast my dub step music up to the max and skateboard the fuck out of he place

Zemekoulak 9 years ago

I wouldnt mind being Chuck

TheWeirdGirl 10 years ago

Screw it, i'll be THE AWESOMEST

Ejparrot 11 years ago

That is a weird downside

ScottishCookie 4 years ago

When (insertname here) facts

Emogamer95 12 years ago

Just ignore people. Easy

TreyHumphrey 8 years ago

Raichu fact: He is the first Pikachu Pokémon to be an Electric/Psychic Type. (of all the Psychic Type Pokémon, Raichu is the awesome one) 😏

Augie Coker 13 years ago

Dick riding [your name here]

Kidnerd1 10 years ago

"You name here" good English, guys.

TurtleShroom 9 years ago

How is that a downside?!

speedisjack 10 years ago

No downsiiiiddde

luizmiguel 11 years ago

Go. Do it. I'm used to it. Make me laugh.

sine2107 10 years ago

I see no down side

CM_Twilight 4 months ago

想你了，牢大

MirrorMaruCat 11 years ago

FVCK YeAAAh

Nasho 6 years ago

Congratulations, you found a non-Chuck Norris comment

luke 12 years ago

Kind of a hard one there.

ajmem 11 years ago

I don't care what people think of me T.T I can do so much good. I'm definitely pressing that button.

rainbowsuzanna 10 years ago

I can say to every one that my name is something else

Nosaferatu 11 years ago

John Cena Survived Tho,

Horatio J. R. Hawes 13 years ago

i see no problem in learning facts about Horatios

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

just choose two ¨people¨ that are on death row...

Mai-chan 9 years ago

I get to be awesome AND have jokes about me? Sign me up!

ShinyLetsPlayer 10 years ago

So I become like either Chuck Norris or Segata Sanchiro. Seems all good. We can have duels to see who's the best.

mebruh 11 years ago

Isn't that, EVERY CELEBRITY EVER

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