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You become the most awesome person alive.

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People won't stop making [you name here] fact jokes.

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oldnotweak 11 years ago

Chuck Norris is his own father... and mother

Frey 5 years ago

Facts

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Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

When Chuck Norris left for college, ge told his father "you"re the man of the house now".

Speed_Demon_Fly 8 years ago

Chuck Norris hit 11/10 targets with 9 bullets

KasaLobster 3 years ago

I alreaady am lololololol SKibiidi dib awaw awa ( i am going fucking insane)

jshaw71 10 years ago

I would compile the best me jokes, and make a book out of it, maybe a calendar too, Mugs, T-shirts, a trivia game, why not embrace, the fake hype?

naga halomac 10 years ago

But then it would only make it worse

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

The boogyman checks umder his bed every night for Chuck Norris.

Batoast 11 years ago

When You shoot Chuck Norris, he doesn't die, the bullet dies !

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

When Chuck Norris was vorn he drove his mom from the hospital.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Chuck Norris won a game of tennis against a wall.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

What"s the last thing that goes through the mind of the victims of Chuck Norris? His foot.

Caillin Barker 13 years ago

Chuck Norris must have been on this site

heatfromfire 4 years ago

i miss chuck norris shitposts

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Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't pay his taxes, he just sends a picture of him round house kicking a victim to the IRS.

oldnotweak 9 years ago

Chuck Norris drove his mother home after he was born

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch the back of his head.

EmilStvring 8 years ago

Dude that dosent work that way

county1234 11 years ago

Just ignore the people,because you would be the most awesome,they are just jealous.

EikichiKuwabara 8 years ago

\^w^/

Super3 9 years ago

Worked with chuck norrris

WBGrock 9 years ago

They would not be jokes, they would be facts.

the117doctor 10 years ago

The big bang is around one CNRK or chuck Norris roundhouse kick

Blargmaggedon 10 years ago

What if you don't have feet?

JohnMan473894 10 years ago

Its my lifelong dream to be a meme anyway

PatrickWilkey 8 years ago

Mine too it would be cool LOL

JÃ¶rg Dorow 13 years ago

When Chuck Norris Push the Button he get what he pushed for....

Geoff Kidder 13 years ago

Yay for Chuck!

Angelpowers 11 years ago

Fact jokes people already do this

AssHar 9 years ago

Becomr chuck norris and heaf facts about me? Yes!

Gaboseries 10 years ago

I am already the most awesome person alive. You just don't know that (yet)

Wyatt 12 years ago

Seriosly BRING IT

Paige_lol_ 11 years ago

People already do my name is Paige XD

PreciseryBee 4 years ago

Where is the downside

oldnotweak 11 years ago

win win win baby

William Bishop 13 years ago

I'm already called William Shakspeare. BRING IT ON.

Elena 11 years ago

JOHN CENAAAA!!!!

Loophole-alert 9 years ago

Then just tell them to stop it or DIE.

Nazi Pineapple 10 years ago

Heck yea!!! I WOULD LOVE TO BE AWESOME AND CENTER OF JOKES

AgentCPU0 10 years ago

I'd try to make ones up for myself. No reason not to joke around.......

xx_BRONYSLAYER2010_xx last year

they already do this to me

jintoya 11 years ago

who gives a shit if they make those jokes? chuck is too old to keep his throne anyways

M.O'NEILL 11 years ago

Fuck I would do this

ado1928 6 years ago

Honestly that sounds pretty fun

Hanxun 12 years ago

Jokes are kind of interesting

Earthdoesgamimg 10 years ago

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supsick 9 years ago

take pride in the jokes.

ariana123 11 years ago

well someone must have wrote this and his name is CHUCK NORRISSSSSS

TheWeirdGirl 10 years ago

Screw it, i'll be THE AWESOMEST

Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago

Heh I'll just blast my dub step music up to the max and skateboard the fuck out of he place

Zemekoulak 9 years ago

I wouldnt mind being Chuck

ScottishCookie 4 years ago

When (insertname here) facts

Emogamer95 11 years ago

Just ignore people. Easy

Ejparrot 11 years ago

That is a weird downside

Kidnerd1 10 years ago

"You name here" good English, guys.

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