or you buy a toilet that cleans ur ass for you. just sayin
VelocityRaptor289 years ago
true but if its slow or breaks down your going to have some issues
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Rebellion5989 years ago
That would either be a bleeding asshole or a clogged toilet. Even a millionare doesn't want to deal with that.
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Ty 9 years ago
I'm buying an auto ass wiping toilet.
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josephmm18 years ago
Hire a servent
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Bungyi3 years ago
Fuck you guys
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Delta9 years ago
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Zeldafan20038 years ago
wow
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sonic113219 years ago
200 times you could just fast wipe
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KaiKinney8 years ago
Use baby wipes. No chafing.
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Nightrunner823mcpro9 years ago
If you get 10,000,000 dollars then you can bye a machine that wipes 200x faster.
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Sudokori 10 years ago
Spend $1,000 on some super high quality toilet paper and invest the rest in stuff.
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county12349 years ago
I have to wipe what?
Mini20102089 years ago
your rear end after you go the opposite of P
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Sans fan499 years ago
Pay someone to do it for me done
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TeamKobus28 years ago
What do i need to wipe? left on my phone on tinder? what number two? If i reach second place? See? Misunderstandings save you
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Nick Furry9 years ago
RIP Asshole
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Kags9 years ago
I'll do whatever you want for 10 million dollars...
Justin_XD9 years ago
So you'll give 11 million dollars for 10? :'D
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Shadow Korosu9 years ago
Baby wipes.
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annaandtheapocalypse4 years ago
whats the problem with this i do 400 all the time ??
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carrotorre10 years ago
Buttho cancer....10 million would last me a day but ill shit for life..nope
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Pinkfluffy078 years ago
I would wipe my mouth of food after every #2
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Dugongofdarkness7 years ago
No thanks. My asshole"s been through enough.
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Joe Orr12 years ago
Stolen from Achievement Hunter
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Pokemonguy5299 years ago
I hate wiping my shit
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Normal Joe9 years ago
I'm confused.
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AINHOARN 9 years ago
Japanese toilets. Breh
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hoodie_bro9 years ago
are these comments actually left 46 years ago
PoTaToSnail9 years ago
No I guess it's a glitch or something.
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memes10204198 years ago
wat
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Ernesto Gutierrez12 years ago
I guess I'm never gonna take a shit ever again
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alyssaxdlast year
yeah i mean it doesnt specify what you have to wipe /shrug
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cym9999 years ago
just by a hover toilet so you nevver have to wipe or an auto woipe mashine
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Ninjago23458 years ago
Um why does it say that i typed this message 47 years ago? O_O
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godvsdevilbruh9 years ago
Wipe gotta wipe the screen with my mouse
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layla-daughter-of-khione8 years ago
Still don't use dollars...
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Yndigo9 years ago
I could afford more than enough tp for that. YOINK
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Nour10 years ago
Alrigh, get a paper, write 200 times, wipe it and ta daa
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ThePunnyTiger9 years ago
wut?
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Digital_Digital7 years ago
Slap a roll of toilet paper on a drill
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Chad Drake12 years ago
Im already OCD about cleanliness so I do that already...
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I Am A Duck9 years ago
Doesn't say what you have to wipe. You could wipe your windows or a mirror or something 200 times
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JohnCena749 years ago
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