You have the money to buy a whole candy car
but
The rest of the train will hate you for being a selfish basterd.
I will not

TransFem last year
Can I spend the money instead on HRT and estrogen :3

thelast__Eclipse last year
well it only said you "have enough to" and not that you "have to" so... yeah, I guess you can.

MCGamerGirl317 10 years ago
Oh, it sounds like BLOODY HARRY POTTER

Coldfish 9 years ago
U have the money don’t have to spend it... sounds like free $$ to me

Drewmazing 11 years ago
Screw the train passengers

stephanny-moreno223 9 years ago
Also can we just look for a moment at the gramatical error.the rest of the train can not hate you for being a "selfish basterd" since a train has no emotions and can not hate also it"s bastard not basterd

meatloave 9 months ago
Cute AND clever . A winning combination !
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Jordan Deeb 13 years ago
*cough* Harry*cough*

._.Z._. 3 years ago
Ronald and his corned beef
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ArKade47 9 years ago
Who says i'll spend it on the candy car?

stephanny-moreno223 9 years ago
It says "you have the money to buy a whole candy car" It *implies* that you will spend it on a candy car it does not dictate that decision.you could just as easily have ENOUGH money to buy a candy car but not buy a candy car Thus this question is stupid

Ur_mom69 6 years ago
You just don’t see the importance of an ENTIRE candy car
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agentsss1 11 years ago
Oh yeah bebe candy bar! Wait, am I on a train?

PinkUglySlug 9 years ago
FUCK YALL DUMBASSES

Hikari Jansen 13 years ago
Anything from the trolly, dears?

GeorgeBatstone 9 years ago
Harry Potter style 😎

Coaster 10 years ago
Don't spend it on candy. Problem solved!

abcx 9 years ago
It never said you"d be hated on because you bought the care, means they will hate on you anyways.

Kittykat14040 10 years ago
I"d have a car made out of chocolate :O

MNyegard 10 years ago
I HATE CANDY :O~~~~~~~ BLUH!!

mariox200 11 years ago
diabetes

Gnja_2016 11 years ago
Whoever kid wrote this one must be extremely stupid

Marjandy 11 years ago
*whichever

undertale_homestuck69 11 years ago
Hmmm I wonder who the sounds like..... oh I know. Harry bloody poter! (And me)

perin 11 years ago
The demon that comes when you say the word undertale!
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Axlar Overkill 13 years ago
Man, what's a basterd? I've heard of bastard, but not a basterd.

StrudelCutie4427 6 years ago
Just to clarify, I know he was joking.
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Gemma Simpson 13 years ago
Just buy all the candy, and then hand it out to everyone else for free. Everybody wins. Besides, one person's teeth can't handle all that candy.

James Mcbride 13 years ago
Um.... I buy it and share it with those that don't have the money? Duh.

Magdalena Rocha 13 years ago
Harry Potter

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
What"s a basterd? I know what a bastard is but not a basterd.

dodgydisc 11 years ago
Just share the candy and make them know I'm not a selfish bastard. I would do that anyway so downside = none.

Bloomrand 9 years ago
Yes but you dont have to buy it just keep the money and no hatred

masked_emotions2986 11 years ago
Well I wouldn't be being selfish because I'd share it with everyone..? Haha I'd just go around giving it out for free

Frey 4 years ago
It says I HAVE the money not that I have to buy the whole candy car

SpoilerMaster 11 years ago
train car, idiots worth it

Cheezeqube 10 years ago
???

katieadsett 9 years ago
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE STANGERS ON THE TRAIN ... YOU HAVE FOOD

blehe38 12 years ago
But if I share it, would they still think I'm a selfish bastard?

hollyxcrowe 10 years ago
Fuck you i wanna eat my candy car cx

Donutsu 6 years ago
F them then

The Enlightened 11 years ago
A train?WTF?Who dafuq approvwd this question?

The_Man_1247 11 years ago
Im a wizard bitch

tinajbee 8 years ago
Harry Pottah

HolyNipples 11 years ago
I would rather by a normal car thank you very much.

Shepdws 10 years ago
Candy Cars, idk about being hated.

Jooa 9 years ago
Candy!

Occult_Nightingale 11 years ago
Nobody said I couldn't share.

Johnytoucan 10 years ago
Thug life dont finish it

Erich Alvares 13 years ago
LET THE HATE FLOW >:D

SiamesePhoenix 11 months ago
Buy *some* of them and keep other for later

Goomba 11 years ago
I have the money to, doesnt mean i have to buy it

RtfDuck 5 years ago
"Train" i never get the "Train"

JSGaming 11 years ago
I have the money, I don't have to spend it on the candy car. Why not something like chicken or burgers?

JustAnotherSlytherin 9 years ago
Nobody said a thing about actually buying it.

kipe 11 years ago
I would mail the candy to markiplier an the yotubers associated with him.

Z0m41e 8 years ago
J. K Rolling

Ancasbud 11 years ago
First of all, this person needs to learn how to spell. Second of all, what do you mean by train? I have a candy CAR, I can just drive anywhere and not deal with the people on a train.

abcx 9 years ago
Which train? Is there a reference I don't get?
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