Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!
AlexBrown7 years ago
Things to do before I help you change back: 1. Kill these bees :3 2. Let me take a picture with you. 3. Eat a taco. I swear it helps. 4. Press the button
The word near is up to interpretation, I feel.
Compared to Pluto, Mars is near Earth, I feel many might think.
That being said, this hive may be placed in outer space where its inhabitants should die, while still being "near" my doorstep.
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Jersey.l9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Slimelol3 years ago
I only use my backdoor but I like ads soooooooo
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Pokeminer9 years ago
Then I wouldn't see super bowl commercials
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AtomicBanana10 years ago
There's always the backdoor ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)
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Migdin18 years ago
You know there is a thing called Adblock?? It removes adds and you dont have a hive of African killer bees near your house
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Stersuprise10 years ago
Call an exterminator.
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SevenTStorm5 years ago
killer queen has already touched that beehive
every bee:nani
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woof9 years ago
id move to Antarctica un suitable for bees
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tab83027 years ago
I have some Raid
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RumHam019 years ago
F is for fuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaat
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Denial Ganco12 years ago
I have adblock.
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Prism8 years ago
And rob millions of dollars from people who need the money? No thanks dickhole.
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Button pusher 90009 years ago
THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!!!
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Blane12478 years ago
I dont go outside anyways
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JackelineP9810 years ago
69% did not press the button, lol.
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Lizzytrash298 years ago
Nice house
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Jesse445599 years ago
I would just have a bee hold we take it
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DiMolto2 years ago
Bro i"d flamethrower that thing immediatly
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abcedarian9 years ago
*exterminator
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Anotherpieceoftrash10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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LeapingLunatic7 years ago
let the pizza guy deal with that shit... yeah.
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deathman9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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