Will You Press The Button?

I find all the loopholes8 years ago

It says no restrictions. Time is a restriction. No downside

Niggakillerlast month

Imma find a loophole in your mom.

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CREAMYMEME9 years ago

How long can a human fly before being shot down by the government? "Sir there's somthing in the sky bigger than any bird but smaller than any plane" "IT'S A DRONE!!! SHOOT IT"

Faulty113 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]

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-Delta-7 years ago

If i have no restrictions, i fly faster than the speed of light and go back in time when im about to die, create wormholes through the massive ammounts of negative mass i would be outputting, and create a closed timelike curve to make timetravel accessable for anyone

Z0m41e6 years ago

Wtf dude?

daabat59 years ago

Can we just take the time to realise that there are two abilities in the same sentence.

Magickat9 years ago

super human ability ablility

PoisonousShadows8 years ago

When I clicked it I died because apparently I was supposed to die sometime in 20 years anyways :/

Brreezy5 years ago

DEAL IM 12

Alden Appleby12 years ago

My life span will reduce to minutes if I get this.

WolfRex7 years ago

Doflamingo Crashing in a building

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Mimisan8 years ago

wheres the lemmie fly button

Harith Alshaibani12 years ago

you can make yourself immortal

Teresa Pang12 years ago

is there even a downside

hypes1239 years ago

ABILITY ABILITY

Derpigrl9 years ago

SCREW 51% I GET TO FLY!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1

Conko_Donko8 years ago

That means that death isn't a limitation! #loophole

mad_gamerZ9 years ago

What if i whuld normaly live over 100 years old

Elfiplier9 years ago

One of my superpowers would be to live for a certain amount of years ._.

Cool-Boy-429094 years ago

PLOT HOLES

Kalle Saretsalo12 years ago

Worth it.

EmraldSlime9 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

USGC7 years ago

Time is a restriction

Gohan is the best dbz character9 years ago

Again what's the point if your gonna die earlier

OREOSANDEGGS9 years ago

you can choose an ability that makes you imortal :D

Rachel Rivera9 years ago

..

Toikaa9 years ago

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AquaF1ame9 years ago

Wow such spelling,

Shad0wW0lf73353 years ago

Become immortal then accept problem solved

dman the fett10 years ago

Only if I knew my life span.... 37 more years why not

JezicaFusie8 years ago

Fuck it we"re all gonna die anyway. *press*

Im_a_magical_fucking_dragon7 years ago

I don't see a downside

Peng Claudio Sarno12 years ago

No shitting your pants and being an apathic asshole on the front porch, and I'm planning to die relatively young anyway, so why not

POKEMON GIRL539 years ago

What hell they put ability twice

lrb1509 years ago

73 year old presses the button. Dies immediately and floats toward German cannibals.

Kampfarsch9 years ago

Just do the fly around the earth super man move and badabum badabing

YourBoiTy6757 years ago

wow fifty fifty! i chose flight because i can go to another planet with insane technology (no limits am i right) and get them to expand my life span by 500. that will reduce to 480 with the 20 year loss but who cares

DannyMcManny9 years ago

YES OF ALL DEM YESSES

jeditommy028 years ago

I would have a super-human ability, but not a super-human ability ability

Tiggercat029 years ago

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Rachel Rivera9 years ago

People should all know that this is a chain letter..

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TheMechoManiac8 years ago

Honestly, I hope I die soon.. I'm not willing to get some kind of disease or to grow old. So why not fly in my quest to die.

cmrx29 years ago

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EmilyNeaga4 years ago

I want to fly but I don't want to have a shorter life ;-;

Signe Machado12 years ago

And the downside is?

XXstargazer9 years ago

hmmm

USGC7 years ago

Fly to a button that gives me infinite power. There is no limitations or restrictions.

elite king9 years ago

Say I live to 100 that's still 80 years

TimmoBob7 years ago

Do u get wings? I know it said unaided, but wings are f*cking cool!

DaNippleMaster9 years ago

But... If i would live to i am about 90 then i would still get to be 70... A 70 yr old man flying over town ;D

drishalMAC29 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]