How long can a human fly before being shot down by the government? "Sir there's somthing in the sky bigger than any bird but smaller than any plane" "IT'S A DRONE!!! SHOOT IT"
Faulty114 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]
If i have no restrictions, i fly faster than the speed of light and go back in time when im about to die, create wormholes through the massive ammounts of negative mass i would be outputting, and create a closed timelike curve to make timetravel accessable for anyone
Z0m41e8 years ago
Wtf dude?
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daabat510 years ago
Can we just take the time to realise that there are two abilities in the same sentence.
Magickat10 years ago
super human ability ablility
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PoisonousShadows10 years ago
When I clicked it I died because apparently I was supposed to die sometime in 20 years anyways :/
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Alden Appleby13 years ago
My life span will reduce to minutes if I get this.
NO LIMITATIONS OR RESTRICTIONS dying is RESTRICTING u from using ur super powers
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cesars211 years ago
save lives
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sanforyou3 months ago
I know.
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jads14711 years ago
Just accept at when u are about to die. You get 20 Extra Years. No Downside
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SSundee198711 years ago
isn't that a good thing t liv 20 years longer?
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Gods-I-Am-A-Fangirl7 years ago
Eh...a long life seems painful anyway
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SkyeBlue9 years ago
*reduced
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mikez11 years ago
HELL NAW
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tobillama11 years ago
i see the lack of reading in the comments. the only ability you gain is flight.
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RainbowCloud11 years ago
What does this mean
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dankmemes1019 years ago
"with no limitations or restrictions" But I restricts my lifespan tho
dankmemes1019 years ago
it*
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Codingmaster3985 years ago
Well that"s kind of a shame...
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Kill4money21312 years ago
You'd probably be able to accomplish a lot within the time you have left with this power comparative to the 20 lost years. I mean, i'm thinking Superman fast as well, so you could go anywhere in the world within seconds.
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MemesusChrist10 years ago
not so sure about the ability ability
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oOMemeMasterPlayerOo11 years ago
well, at leat you'll you will have a nice life! Short, but nice!
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Soaku10 years ago
You will have the super-human ability ability to fly unaided, with no limitations or restrictions.
So if I always fly, even 1 mm I wont be limited with death.
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Richardschonewille11 years ago
Oh HELL NOOOOOO
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trombonepun8 years ago
I’m here for a good time not a long time
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Taylor Rose11 years ago
an exact split on this one when this was posted
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Anonumous9 years ago
Is Alden Appleby a granny or something???
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Gumm90411 years ago
Enjoy life while it lasts? Right?
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VeroSquid11 years ago
FRICK YEA FIRST COMMENT!
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Malcolmxt10 years ago
So a human capital live 120 years so only can live to 100 that"s a deal
Malcolmxt10 years ago
Can
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Likerman19811 years ago
You can fly doesn't that mean you can make yourself able to never die
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oaksj1982@gmail.com10 years ago
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Deeznutsgotem'11 years ago
Meh...whatever
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The Arrow11 years ago
Push earth into a vacuum and live there. Time shall not be a concept.
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Prince_Vegeta9 years ago
I can already fly
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promiser10 years ago
meh im a skeleton im already dead
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dolphinlover60911 years ago
feck no
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Sarril11 years ago
so if i would live to age of 100 i will live 70? Of course yes... You people really want to become super-old-grand-something or live shorter but have full satisfaction from Your life? Be able to move mountains or such? Be able to do SO MUCH... change the w...[Show full comment]
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MAQG11 years ago
For that there are jetpacks
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Your_favorite_gay5 years ago
It says no limitations or restrictions, so i can fly on light speed and then i wont age
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AurosKnight12 years ago
screw it, id die faster with this power anyway
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DiddleFiddle8 years ago
I died 2 years ago.
Z0m41e8 years ago
This makes no sense.
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TwitchChat10 years ago
Comments are so bugged -.-
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EspeonThePirate11 years ago
Nope, I'm keeping my (hopefully) long life RIGHT ON THIS GROUND!
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