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Heaven will definitely exist, the afterlife holds infinite ecstasy!
but
The only method of entry is to be murdered, and only by the hand of a son or daughter. Failing this, a hellish damnation awaits you.
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juanchovader8 years ago
Han solo would be happy.

vim2374 years ago
Too soon
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Comrade_Sowbeast3608 years ago
Ill get to used to hell

ALoneTenno8 years ago
This guy/girl. I applaud you :3

AtheenaWolf11228 years ago
I would never kill my mommy- I'd take a bullet for my mother, My mother it my world, call me obsessed or overly protective. But I have paranoia, and sometimes I go through all her pill bottles because I'm scared someone poisoned her. And I don't start warm...[Show full comment]

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Excuse me, what the hell?

Shaguru8 years ago
Heaven alreadyexists.

Thetruthspeaker6 years ago
I agree. The proof is that it"s in God"s word that it does exist
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Gooby20057 years ago
But why don't we try to be good people to get to heaven and I know it exists

Migdin17 years ago
Because not everyone belives in heaven.

Selmar Koning11 years ago
by A son or daughter, not MY son or daughter and we all had parents... we might as well kill ourselves cus yea... we are all sons and daughters of SOMEONE

Jammy64846 years ago
I wasn't I was made in a lab
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CatOfGold8 years ago
Heaven alrrady exists

Buttonpresser101pro7 years ago
Christian fuckers.

ALoneTenno8 years ago
I'm going to Hell anyways so if heaven and hell don't exist then that's better for me.

NightingaleA1136 years ago
Ok but imagine how life would be... like, it would just become tradition that when your parent grows old, you stab them, or shoot them or whatever! Or what if you hear that your parent got hit by a car, and doesn't have long to live... hospitals just have ...[Show full comment]

George Daniel 8 years ago
I'm a Christian so I choose life

vodam6 years ago
Same
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SteelAssassin8 years ago
I already believe in heaven and hell so yeah. Id rather not press the button

Icarns648 years ago
Heaven already exists

PezTheBrony8 years ago
I'm a Christian so, I'd probably NOT make it hard to get to heaven. :/

Agarillobob8 years ago
isn´t everyone a son or a daughter?

cynicaldirector18 years ago
all of us are son's and daughter's of god

hipotamer8 years ago
Heaven already exists

colemaniac118 years ago
heaven already exists... DUH

SinonMercer6 years ago
Souls go nowhere because souls don't exist. And I can't prove Heaven doesn't exist, I admit that, but that doesn't mean ab I have to believe in it.
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Camila Lopez11 years ago
I do not want children at all. And I'm an atheist and I'm perfectly content with an afterlife not existing, because after death I can't exactly exist to care.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid6 years ago
Agreed
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KevkyHD8 years ago
They didn't say it would be my son, or daughter, im a son of my parents too, so i can just suicide ...

Dripper123458 years ago
Time to better homes and gardens this female dog

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago
Heaven already exists. It’s a superclub in England.

buttonmasher9 years ago
BITCH I'M NOT EVEN CHRISTIAN

JaggerLope8 years ago
Everyone alive is a son or daughter so there is probably someone in the world that creates a business to murder anyone

SnowflameStorm6 years ago
People are saying, where would the souls go if not heaven? To back up Heaven"s existence, but... who said that souls are real?

Mason Emlen11 years ago
going to heaven anyway biatch

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
"you need the blood of your father, but your father needn't be blood"-balthazar to sam.

RandomGirl8 years ago
Supernatural yassss

CalvinZheng7 years ago
OOOOOOOH! I love hellish damnations! Press!

Pluss8 years ago
yea.. kill me FRIENDS SON..

thelostlegend9 years ago
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...[Show full comment]

eatmyassyounerds9 years ago
Why the FUCK So inorder to get into Heavan I'd have to have kids nah chill

Squirtle dude 1527 years ago
It doesn't say it has to be your son or daughter

yesmann3 years ago
i wanna fail it

TheFrickenDevil10 years ago
Family Valhalla! They can shoot me on my death bed.

TemmieArmor8 years ago
>when you're not religious and every post is annoying and christian....

AlanTheAlmighty8 years ago
What kind of mindfuck is this?

StaneaJ8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

GalaxyGurl7 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]

Peter Sibbald11 years ago
There was an ancient cult known as the Thuggee, who had beliefs somewhat like this. I don't know the exact date, but it's somewhere between 0 C.E. and the early 300's when the Edict of Milan was signed. I think the Thuggee lived somewhere in the Middle Eas...[Show full comment]

Narwhal90009 years ago
gezthefelike your username but wasn't the reason he died on the cross so that people that sinned could go to heaven and atheism is a sin?

noot-wants-to-bootle7 years ago
It said a son or doughter so anyone and suiside is murdering yoreself soooo (Sorry for the grim topic )

onelittlewolfie8 years ago
HOONNEEYY COME HERE AND KILL MOMMYY FOR ME!

jfb13378 years ago
So Han Solo will be there?

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago
heaven already exists, but it has nothing to do with death. it"s a nightclub in the UK

Tom Bombadil9 years ago
The afterlife holds an infinite amount of drugs?

Coghalo8 years ago
My son or daughter will kill me right before I die.

AlyssaFork6 years ago
What if I know I am already going to hell?

Galhaar10 years ago
"I feel like I'm falling asleep... Billy, get the cleaver!"

Puppylover38 years ago
Okay! I'll press it!!!! NOOOTTTT!!!!!

Zletro7 years ago
I'm already going to Hell, making it a party, everyone"s invited

Lonely Pizza 8 years ago
What if humans are bound to go to he'll after their deaths? It would make this kind of act meaningless.

troll1238 years ago
I hope u go to hell pizza
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