I would never kill my mommy- I'd take a bullet for my mother, My mother it my world, call me obsessed or overly protective. But I have paranoia, and sometimes I go through all her pill bottles because I'm scared someone poisoned her. And I don't start warm...[Show full comment]
by A son or daughter, not MY son or daughter and we all had parents... we might as well kill ourselves cus yea... we are all sons and daughters of SOMEONE
I'm going to Hell anyways so if heaven and hell don't exist then that's better for me.
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NightingaleA1137 years ago
Ok but imagine how life would be... like, it would just become tradition that when your parent grows old, you stab them, or shoot them or whatever! Or what if you hear that your parent got hit by a car, and doesn't have long to live... hospitals just have ...[Show full comment]
I do not want children at all. And I'm an atheist and I'm perfectly content with an afterlife not existing, because after death I can't exactly exist to care.
P. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not pa...[Show full comment]
Well, just tell them to kill you on your deathbed.
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M00nlght8 years ago
I already know Heaven exists.
BELIEVE, MAH BROS!
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ToBoss4U9 years ago
HEven alredy exist
M00nlght8 years ago
I decided to like all the things that said it already exists because more people will see it, but your grammar has failed you.
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blajuvu9 years ago
I only pressed the button so I can go to hell. I heard that you can have sex all day and everyone is hot in hell.
M00nlght8 years ago
I doubt that is true.
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Deadpool11229 years ago
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes...[Show full comment]
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DreamyYetti85771last year
ezmode
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crossbow10 years ago
everyone is a son or daughter of someone it never said it had to be yours
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DeathsMyrrh8 years ago
So if I ask someone to murder me on my deathbed, I go to heaven?
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ignitedrik7 years ago
Heaven already exists
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Logan Pizza11 years ago
everyone is a son or daughter of someone.
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pvzmegagamer9 years ago
I think this ment to kill you [you will die I think]
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MonsterOfMen9 years ago
"Son/daughter my time is nigh..... Do it"
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8-Bit Half-Wit9 years ago
I'll adhere to my typical belief of heaven. Thanks for the offer, though, so I know what NOT to think.
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PuzzelMaster1239 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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TeamKobus28 years ago
So you"d die in heaven? That means you go to SUPER HEAVEN
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Jacob Wright12 years ago
Baring the fact that it doesn't specify whose son/daughter it is, you could just make it a family tradition to bring grandma/grandpa out to the middle of nowhere on like, their 70th birthday or whatever and do the deed. 60th if you don't want to risk it, and pull an early trip if you're deathly ill.
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FiberSIlkington10 years ago
Even as an Atheist I find this offensive and stupid.
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snivy6419 years ago
no thx
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391014099 years ago
I wanna go to hell
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ButtonUnMaster3 years ago
So a madman royal who gets assassinated by his son over the throne gets into heaven while a homeless Joe Schmoe who never has kids goes straight to hell??
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bosie310 years ago
i dont want to be murdered! :(
it would be painful, wouldn't it?
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DJ Pon-39 years ago
It didn't say WHOSE son or daughter.
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Loopholes_galore7 years ago
Everyone is a son or daughter of someone else. So if I get murdered, then I would be in heaven
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Cheshire Hatdress9 years ago
If you want somebody to kill you let's just say your daughter or your son that is just torture her you might go to hell but think about what you're family will feel especially if they're the ones killing you
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Omegus8 years ago
"Billy, can you come here for a moment with that rifle?"
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Thermophile9 years ago
Hahahahaha.... No thanks.
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KingFruit9 years ago
Don't trust the "AM I PRETTY" bullcrap. It's not true. Don't trust anything that says "COPY THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE."
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