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Heaven will definitely exist, the afterlife holds infinite ecstasy!
but
The only method of entry is to be murdered, and only by the hand of a son or daughter. Failing this, a hellish damnation awaits you.
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juanchovader8 years ago
Han solo would be happy.

vim2374 years ago
Too soon
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Comrade_Sowbeast3608 years ago
Ill get to used to hell

ALoneTenno8 years ago
This guy/girl. I applaud you :3

AtheenaWolf11228 years ago
I would never kill my mommy- I'd take a bullet for my mother, My mother it my world, call me obsessed or overly protective. But I have paranoia, and sometimes I go through all her pill bottles because I'm scared someone poisoned her. And I don't start warm...[Show full comment]

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Excuse me, what the hell?

Shaguru8 years ago
Heaven alreadyexists.

Thetruthspeaker6 years ago
I agree. The proof is that it"s in God"s word that it does exist
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Gooby20057 years ago
But why don't we try to be good people to get to heaven and I know it exists

Migdin17 years ago
Because not everyone belives in heaven.

Selmar Koning11 years ago
by A son or daughter, not MY son or daughter and we all had parents... we might as well kill ourselves cus yea... we are all sons and daughters of SOMEONE

Jammy64846 years ago
I wasn't I was made in a lab
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CatOfGold8 years ago
Heaven alrrady exists

Buttonpresser101pro7 years ago
Christian fuckers.

ALoneTenno8 years ago
I'm going to Hell anyways so if heaven and hell don't exist then that's better for me.

NightingaleA1136 years ago
Ok but imagine how life would be... like, it would just become tradition that when your parent grows old, you stab them, or shoot them or whatever! Or what if you hear that your parent got hit by a car, and doesn't have long to live... hospitals just have ...[Show full comment]

George Daniel 8 years ago
I'm a Christian so I choose life

vodam6 years ago
Same
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SteelAssassin8 years ago
I already believe in heaven and hell so yeah. Id rather not press the button

Icarns648 years ago
Heaven already exists

PezTheBrony8 years ago
I'm a Christian so, I'd probably NOT make it hard to get to heaven. :/

Agarillobob8 years ago
isn´t everyone a son or a daughter?

cynicaldirector18 years ago
all of us are son's and daughter's of god

hipotamer8 years ago
Heaven already exists

colemaniac118 years ago
heaven already exists... DUH

SinonMercer6 years ago
Souls go nowhere because souls don't exist. And I can't prove Heaven doesn't exist, I admit that, but that doesn't mean ab I have to believe in it.
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Camila Lopez11 years ago
I do not want children at all. And I'm an atheist and I'm perfectly content with an afterlife not existing, because after death I can't exactly exist to care.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid6 years ago
Agreed
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snivy6418 years ago
no thx

FiberSIlkington9 years ago
Even as an Atheist I find this offensive and stupid.

ButtonUnMaster2 years ago
So a madman royal who gets assassinated by his son over the throne gets into heaven while a homeless Joe Schmoe who never has kids goes straight to hell??

bosie39 years ago
i dont want to be murdered! :( it would be painful, wouldn't it?

391014098 years ago
I wanna go to hell

Loopholes_galore6 years ago
Everyone is a son or daughter of someone else. So if I get murdered, then I would be in heaven

Cheshire Hatdress8 years ago
If you want somebody to kill you let's just say your daughter or your son that is just torture her you might go to hell but think about what you're family will feel especially if they're the ones killing you

DJ Pon-38 years ago
It didn't say WHOSE son or daughter.

Thermophile8 years ago
Hahahahaha.... No thanks.

KingFruit9 years ago
Don't trust the "AM I PRETTY" bullcrap. It's not true. Don't trust anything that says "COPY THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE."

Omegus7 years ago
"Billy, can you come here for a moment with that rifle?"

triggeredfloof19 hours ago
new religin

Addsey9 years ago
in order for heven to work as some sort of utopia, free will must be removed

Fellow0one8 years ago
I'll just kill someone else's kid

Good God A Bear10 years ago
Challenge Accepted

CaseyShellenberger3 years ago
I already know heaven exists, so... downside?

Jerry Potter8 years ago
*in a high annoying voice* um, I'm atheist so this highly offends me

Buttonpresser101pro7 years ago
I auctally am aithiest so that IS offending

loophole067 years ago
When I am old and about to die I kill myself.

Teoh Zhi Charles11 years ago
Train my children to become doctors, or any job that could give me a lethal injection

beta9 years ago
Offensive button is offensive.

Mase2cool7 years ago
Nah, I could enter the good old way:passing away

Axelio Dalek8 years ago
Nope.

KevkyHD8 years ago
They didn't say it would be my son, or daughter, im a son of my parents too, so i can just suicide ...

Dripper123458 years ago
Time to better homes and gardens this female dog

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago
Heaven already exists. It’s a superclub in England.

buttonmasher9 years ago
BITCH I'M NOT EVEN CHRISTIAN

JaggerLope8 years ago
Everyone alive is a son or daughter so there is probably someone in the world that creates a business to murder anyone

SnowflameStorm6 years ago
People are saying, where would the souls go if not heaven? To back up Heaven"s existence, but... who said that souls are real?

Mason Emlen11 years ago
going to heaven anyway biatch

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
"you need the blood of your father, but your father needn't be blood"-balthazar to sam.

RandomGirl8 years ago
Supernatural yassss

CalvinZheng7 years ago
OOOOOOOH! I love hellish damnations! Press!

Pluss8 years ago
yea.. kill me FRIENDS SON..
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