37251 (38%) 61801 (62%)
37251 (38%) people have pressed this button, while 61801 (62%) did not.
Heaven will definitely exist, the afterlife holds infinite ecstasy!
but
The only method of entry is to be murdered, and only by the hand of a son or daughter. Failing this, a hellish damnation awaits you.
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juanchovader9 years ago
Han solo would be happy.

vim2375 years ago
Too soon
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Comrade_Sowbeast3609 years ago
Ill get to used to hell

ALoneTenno9 years ago
This guy/girl. I applaud you :3

AtheenaWolf11229 years ago
I would never kill my mommy- I'd take a bullet for my mother, My mother it my world, call me obsessed or overly protective. But I have paranoia, and sometimes I go through all her pill bottles because I'm scared someone poisoned her. And I don't start warm...[Show full comment]

SamderShmurder5 months ago
Rape 🤣🤣🤣
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Selmar Koning12 years ago
by A son or daughter, not MY son or daughter and we all had parents... we might as well kill ourselves cus yea... we are all sons and daughters of SOMEONE

Jammy64847 years ago
I wasn't I was made in a lab
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Gooby20058 years ago
But why don't we try to be good people to get to heaven and I know it exists

Migdin18 years ago
Because not everyone belives in heaven.

Shaguru9 years ago
Heaven alreadyexists.

Thetruthspeaker7 years ago
I agree. The proof is that it"s in God"s word that it does exist
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CatOfGold9 years ago
Heaven alrrady exists

Buttonpresser101pro8 years ago
Christian fuckers.

ALoneTenno9 years ago
I'm going to Hell anyways so if heaven and hell don't exist then that's better for me.

NightingaleA1137 years ago
Ok but imagine how life would be... like, it would just become tradition that when your parent grows old, you stab them, or shoot them or whatever! Or what if you hear that your parent got hit by a car, and doesn't have long to live... hospitals just have ...[Show full comment]

George Daniel 9 years ago
I'm a Christian so I choose life

vodam7 years ago
Same
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SteelAssassin9 years ago
I already believe in heaven and hell so yeah. Id rather not press the button

Icarns649 years ago
Heaven already exists

PezTheBrony9 years ago
I'm a Christian so, I'd probably NOT make it hard to get to heaven. :/

Agarillobob9 years ago
isn´t everyone a son or a daughter?

cynicaldirector19 years ago
all of us are son's and daughter's of god

hipotamer9 years ago
Heaven already exists

colemaniac119 years ago
heaven already exists... DUH

SinonMercer7 years ago
Souls go nowhere because souls don't exist. And I can't prove Heaven doesn't exist, I admit that, but that doesn't mean ab I have to believe in it.
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Camila Lopez12 years ago
I do not want children at all. And I'm an atheist and I'm perfectly content with an afterlife not existing, because after death I can't exactly exist to care.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
Agreed
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Lausmus9 years ago
Han Solo?

Person_Person4 years ago
it already exists, why press the button?

bosie310 years ago
i dont want to be murdered! :(

Caruil9 years ago
P. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not pa...[Show full comment]

Totally not a person9 years ago
These kinds of posts are what make people stupid
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Andrew Gibson12 years ago
Novel/Film idea.

LoopholeHacker9 years ago
Well, just tell them to kill you on your deathbed.

M00nlght8 years ago
I already know Heaven exists. BELIEVE, MAH BROS!

ToBoss4U9 years ago
HEven alredy exist

M00nlght8 years ago
I decided to like all the things that said it already exists because more people will see it, but your grammar has failed you.

blajuvu9 years ago
I only pressed the button so I can go to hell. I heard that you can have sex all day and everyone is hot in hell.

M00nlght8 years ago
I doubt that is true.

Deadpool11229 years ago
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DreamyYetti85771last year
ezmode

crossbow10 years ago
everyone is a son or daughter of someone it never said it had to be yours

DeathsMyrrh8 years ago
So if I ask someone to murder me on my deathbed, I go to heaven?

ignitedrik7 years ago
Heaven already exists

Logan Pizza11 years ago
everyone is a son or daughter of someone.

pvzmegagamer9 years ago
I think this ment to kill you [you will die I think]

MonsterOfMen9 years ago
"Son/daughter my time is nigh..... Do it"

8-Bit Half-Wit9 years ago
I'll adhere to my typical belief of heaven. Thanks for the offer, though, so I know what NOT to think.

PuzzelMaster1239 years ago
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TeamKobus28 years ago
So you"d die in heaven? That means you go to SUPER HEAVEN

Jacob Wright12 years ago
Baring the fact that it doesn't specify whose son/daughter it is, you could just make it a family tradition to bring grandma/grandpa out to the middle of nowhere on like, their 70th birthday or whatever and do the deed. 60th if you don't want to risk it, and pull an early trip if you're deathly ill.

FiberSIlkington10 years ago
Even as an Atheist I find this offensive and stupid.

snivy6419 years ago
no thx

391014099 years ago
I wanna go to hell

ButtonUnMaster3 years ago
So a madman royal who gets assassinated by his son over the throne gets into heaven while a homeless Joe Schmoe who never has kids goes straight to hell??

bosie310 years ago
i dont want to be murdered! :( it would be painful, wouldn't it?

DJ Pon-39 years ago
It didn't say WHOSE son or daughter.

Loopholes_galore7 years ago
Everyone is a son or daughter of someone else. So if I get murdered, then I would be in heaven

Cheshire Hatdress9 years ago
If you want somebody to kill you let's just say your daughter or your son that is just torture her you might go to hell but think about what you're family will feel especially if they're the ones killing you

Omegus8 years ago
"Billy, can you come here for a moment with that rifle?"

Thermophile9 years ago
Hahahahaha.... No thanks.

KingFruit9 years ago
Don't trust the "AM I PRETTY" bullcrap. It's not true. Don't trust anything that says "COPY THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE."
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