Will You Press The Button?

you can purchase every video game you like for free

but

girls will not be attracted to you

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74opt8 years ago

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SEXUALITY? (TRIGGERED)

Lostfeather2378 years ago

lol

PumpkinPai8 years ago

;w; ...I am lesbian... So nope, I didn't press it.. I did not wanna be lonely forever *cries*

Iamnotacat32 years ago

same

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Moina3 years ago

As an AroAce person “I see this as an absolute win”

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

*Asexual laughter*

Yo_tengo7 years ago

Relatable

HarleyRoulette9 years ago

#foreveralone thats me anyways and im a gaming nerd so everything id fine for me!

BUTTONHEAD8 years ago

BACK AT IT AGAIN ASSUMING MY GENDER :O

Emma Snape12 years ago

Why does this always assume I'm a guy? -_-

matska7624 years ago

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MNITIMMY9 years ago

what about women? loophole

Eyezone8 years ago

Im a straight girl... fuck yes dude! 😀

EmmyBunnyBoo8 years ago

see, this doesn't work cuz a lot of us ( incuding me ) are not guys!

Tricky8 years ago

Thank you for ignoring the existance of LGBT people

Nyangirl944478 years ago

You know what? I'm okay with that. I'm a girl soo-- XD

KaiRose8 years ago

Good, I don't want girls attracted to me. I"d rather have guys. I'm not LESBIAN

goodlydolphin7 years ago

so i get games for free and just live my normal life

SF1NX CZ9 years ago

Call me weird but being an Asexual results into not seeing any downside.

R3dstoneR3quired7 years ago

shit, i’m lesbian. uh. i think i’m keeping my girlfriend

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

Who needs girls when I can have woman loophole

LilacKs7 years ago

I’m a bisexual girl, and I kind of lean towards girls more but WTF? Of course I’d pick video games.

EndifeDoom8 years ago

What if your homosexual? or a female? or perhaps asexual?

Redlizy8 years ago

I a girl so idc

tmroth8 years ago

im not looking for a relationship

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

A f** k it. It is already happening to me soooo yeah.

Dawnious9 years ago

I'm not a lesbian, so... YAY TO ME!

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

Well excuse me for not being a guy or lesbian to have a dilemma but have you forgot the gays? I pity you for not understanding human beings.

Lucario99064 years ago

You again! You and ThePaulDude are the Christopher Moon and Justin Y. of this website.

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Moriah Wright12 years ago

this works perfectly for me!

Jaerich3 years ago

Me too! I'm aroace and I can get into videogames if it means more people won't like me!

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Sapphire9 years ago

I'm a girl so no downsides XD

butteryay9 years ago

Gay so it's ok

Dorothea Vanderlinden12 years ago

yay, im a girl xDDD

Tricky8 years ago

Lesbians exist

Briana Rapoza12 years ago

thts awesome! cause im a girl...whos straight! yippie!

None-Is-None8 years ago

Same

Robert J Timon12 years ago

I'm gay.

flash-gnash7 years ago

Yes! Free games with no change!

Common-sense8 years ago

Hey thier is some thing called collage you hear about it

elasp_bth9 years ago

I'm a girl, so...

SoBloxCraftlast year

*pirating*

Hoppe7 years ago

Easy I'm a girl bring on the dudes 👅

NekoChanðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜‰9 years ago

But if u buy a dating sim then the girls will come to you (video game)

IM A DOCTOR TRUST ME :D9 years ago

Girls are not attracted to me anyways soo....

CometRS5 years ago

Basically the life of a geek who is a millionaire

fuzzybunny8 years ago

I AM a GIRL

Moltreeeeek9 years ago

49% of people are gay, 2 mlg 4 u, or girls.

Cassie Klein12 years ago

I'm a girl so win win!!!

CometsComedyClub3 years ago

I would not press it. Piracy exists

AyyyLOL8 years ago

A wise man, would ask his girlfriend to press this button... Free games + you know your GF can't be a lesbian! Win! Win!

The Button Presser 9 years ago

The gay and girl communities sure get a lot of freebies on this sight huh.

TheCheshireCat10 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm a girl and I don't like girls haha. Its great for me cause I get free video games!

Draltaut5 years ago

I am a girl lol

Space_Panda_Unicorrns8 years ago

Who said I was a man ??!!

CrypsisRosa9 years ago

Where are the questions directly towards women?

Kaleb Lee Timmons12 years ago

don't need girls allready married a woman

silkyjack7 years ago

I don't want girls to be attracted to me and purchase means to buy it your not buying it if its free

Daddydeath8 years ago

*strait men and lesbians screaming in the distance*

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