you are immortal. you dont age and you can die, but you wake up after about an hour.
but
dying hurts a lot, terrifies you and you will die at least once a fortnight in a variety of ways.
I will not


tashy0901249 years ago
Can I just say that I like everyone who commented anything to do with Doctor Who or Supernatural! You guys are my kind of people!

SupernaturaalQuake9 years ago
DAM IT GABRIEL YOU FLIPPIN BUTTNUGGET

Brendan Reguera12 years ago
Captain Jack, Did you write this? Or was it the doctor?

AmeliaRae8 years ago
Ha! good one.
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Chinaman9 years ago
So you become Kenny?

TheBanishedGod8 years ago
Why would I want to be come Captain Jack?

ThePaulDude9 years ago
How can you die if your immortal? Surely that's contradictory.

I don't understand. Why do I need a username?9 years ago
And every day is Tuesday.

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago
I keep finding you.

Ciara Paugh12 years ago
Kinda like Doctor Who

RGPZ7 years ago
Holy Shit WAY To Many People Say Doctor Who On This Website

Shane Johnson12 years ago
That one guy from Supernatural

VojtchJavora7 years ago
Prometheus is actualy from a greece mytology
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Evette Rodriguez-Rios12 years ago
So a less heroic Captain Jack Harkness? Im cool with that.

Lexi Miasnikov12 years ago
So pretty much supernatural....

SupernaturaalQuake9 years ago
I mean yes it is

Jack Leplaa12 years ago
this kinda reminds me of Angel Beats

emilyflame7899 years ago
Lol yeah...

Henri Wilcock-Fitzsimmons12 years ago
I'd be like Kenny from South-park then!

Micah Mchenry12 years ago
it'd be kenny from south park

Taylor Mitchell12 years ago
So I'm Kenny?

Moira Larkin12 years ago
So you become Kenny.

Rabiddevil9 years ago
If you are immortal, you can't die

Perhaps5 years ago
I would remove my pain recepters with surgery, and now the only consequence isn't that bad. My fear is gone.

Alex Ambry12 years ago
I AM your doctor

CrashMaster2278 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]

Oldiron_797 years ago
I"d be down as long as I'm not so immortal I survive the end of the world drifting in space

Krusek8 years ago
If you are immortal how can you die?

Tcain329 years ago
False

sonicj019 years ago
if i can wake up then i am not immortal immortal just means cant die of old age

Alexanderrsm10 years ago
No, a fortnight is two weeks.

Hello_Death8 years ago
Wait immortals can die

derekchauvin6969694 years ago
what this contracock

ElPolloLoco99910 years ago
I accidentaly pressed

cosmic_luigi_649 years ago
I fucking hate these immortal questions, they are pointless.

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago
DEAN STOP WRITING THIS AND GO BACK TO YOUR PIE AND CUDDLING WITH CAS IN THE IMPALA

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago
Pain pills. Once in the morning. Once in the afternoon. Once before bed. Bring it on.

RazzmatazzJones7 years ago
Live.die.repeat.

Juuzou9 years ago
So sick, This is amazing

AnyaSingh7 years ago
Probably jack sparrow wrote this.*distant shout*It"s captain jack sparrow

BenDTB9 years ago
Wut d upside😧

ZacharyBennett8 years ago
so basically kenny from south park

ianp1019 years ago
So, every superhero ever?

Ckelers2 years ago
Что?

GreenDog310 years ago
Whats a fortnight? Downside negated

steve the minecraftian9 years ago
rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab...[Show full comment]

Death0255 years ago
Well i will get used to it

Alice Wilde12 years ago
I think the person who wrote this watches a lot of Vampire Diaries.

ShippingTrash8 years ago
Ah, so many people who think immortality is a good thing. :")

Dwarfkid119 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

SemiIsback7 years ago
I wanna be immortal so i can watch everyone else suffer

Nathan_k8 years ago
You are.immortal but you can die????????

minifigamer7 years ago
Why is no one mentioning Kenny?

Drakky9 years ago
Stop it with the immortality questions people. It's a fate worse than death unless you have god-like powers.

boilingwillya9 years ago
Two words.. Pain Tolerance

lol3314 years ago
Im already scared
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