you are immortal. you dont age and you can die, but you wake up after about an hour.
but
dying hurts a lot, terrifies you and you will die at least once a fortnight in a variety of ways.
I will not

tashy090124 10 years ago
Can I just say that I like everyone who commented anything to do with Doctor Who or Supernatural! You guys are my kind of people!

SupernaturaalQuake 10 years ago
DAM IT GABRIEL YOU FLIPPIN BUTTNUGGET

Brendan Reguera 13 years ago
Captain Jack, Did you write this? Or was it the doctor?

AmeliaRae 9 years ago
Ha! good one.
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TheBanishedGod 9 years ago
Why would I want to be come Captain Jack?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
How can you die if your immortal? Surely that's contradictory.

I don't understand. Why do I need a username? 10 years ago
And every day is Tuesday.

TheMultifandomBoy 10 years ago
I keep finding you.

Chinaman 11 years ago
So you become Kenny?

Ciara Paugh 13 years ago
Kinda like Doctor Who

RGPZ 8 years ago
Holy Shit WAY To Many People Say Doctor Who On This Website

Shane Johnson 13 years ago
That one guy from Supernatural

VojtchJavora 8 years ago
Prometheus is actualy from a greece mytology
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Evette Rodriguez-Rios 13 years ago
So a less heroic Captain Jack Harkness? Im cool with that.

Lexi Miasnikov 13 years ago
So pretty much supernatural....

SupernaturaalQuake 10 years ago
I mean yes it is

Jack Leplaa 13 years ago
this kinda reminds me of Angel Beats

emilyflame789 11 years ago
Lol yeah...

Henri Wilcock-Fitzsimmons 13 years ago
I'd be like Kenny from South-park then!

Micah Mchenry 13 years ago
it'd be kenny from south park

Taylor Mitchell 13 years ago
So I'm Kenny?

Moira Larkin 13 years ago
So you become Kenny.

Theplageriser 6 years ago
I don't have fear of death. It is a thing that happens. It is unavoidable. As our cannot be avoided, I don't have a great if it.

oswin 12 years ago
Jack Harkness strikes again.

ADerpyDerp 9 years ago
I never sleep anyways and who says that I have to hate the death? What if I choose to be a sadist with my life?

saykosenpai28 10 years ago
RE;Zero 😂

ChaosFaery 11 years ago
Death looks fun :3

Luigi2964 8 years ago
Knock Knock Who"s There Your Doctor Your Dr. Who No I'm not.

kobra945 11 years ago
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Kritzy 9 years ago
Painfull...

pokemon masta' 10 years ago
How do u die if u r immortal

KonradOchodnicky 8 years ago
It means you will be revived but you will still feel the pain of dieing

Latooflo 9 years ago
Nathan?

Amy °_° Narwhal 10 years ago
I can sky dive without anything and wake up in an hour! its worth the nightmares!

leeeol 4 years ago
btw a fortnight is 14 days, so you die every 2 weeks.

BlueAngel03 11 years ago
The downside reminds me of Saw. Anyone else?

Rabiddevil 11 years ago
If you are immortal, you can't die

Perhaps 6 years ago
I would remove my pain recepters with surgery, and now the only consequence isn't that bad. My fear is gone.

Alex Ambry 13 years ago
I AM your doctor

CrashMaster227 9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv... [Show full comment]

Tcain32 11 years ago
False

Oldiron_79 8 years ago
I"d be down as long as I'm not so immortal I survive the end of the world drifting in space

Krusek 10 years ago
If you are immortal how can you die?

Hello_Death 9 years ago
Wait immortals can die

sonicj01 10 years ago
if i can wake up then i am not immortal immortal just means cant die of old age

Alexanderrsm 11 years ago
No, a fortnight is two weeks.

cosmic_luigi_64 11 years ago
I fucking hate these immortal questions, they are pointless.

derekchauvin696969 5 years ago
what this contracock

ElPolloLoco999 12 years ago
I accidentaly pressed

RazzmatazzJones 8 years ago
Live.die.repeat.

TheMultifandomBoy 10 years ago
DEAN STOP WRITING THIS AND GO BACK TO YOUR PIE AND CUDDLING WITH CAS IN THE IMPALA

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago
Pain pills. Once in the morning. Once in the afternoon. Once before bed. Bring it on.

BenDTB 10 years ago
Wut d upside😧

Juuzou 11 years ago
So sick, This is amazing

AnyaSingh 8 years ago
Probably jack sparrow wrote this.*distant shout*It"s captain jack sparrow

Ckelers 4 years ago
Что?

GreenDog3 11 years ago
Whats a fortnight? Downside negated
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