Will You Press The Button?

Im_just_oreo 8 years ago

Whats batman’s favorite fruit? Bannanananananananananananana

Cady_cookie 10 years ago

I don't want to have the stress of a super hero anyway.

MarvelFREAK101 4 years ago

Same. Also nononononono

Zacattac 10 years ago

i will be like a daytime batman (i like my sleep and no villain is going to take that away from me)

Michael Baton 13 years ago

nananananananananananana batman. that just happened

Gees 8 years ago

Jeffguy hows that a loophole

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Pip6625 11 years ago

I buy a machine to bring them back to life. Or a memory erazor.

Migdin1 10 years ago

THAT TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST YET!!!! IM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MrJoeyF 10 years ago

So cool, Im Batman. But WHERES RACHEL

tsundereking 10 years ago

You guys are so mean i love my parents

Senpie 11 years ago

IM FUCKING BATMAN BITCHES

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE SWEARING!

Akroma 10 years ago

So you become Batman.

tHEgLiTcHgOD 10 years ago

batman in a nut shell. nanananananananannanananann BATMAN!!!!!! #sorrynotsorry

KittenKate15 10 years ago

Haha bat man anyone?

Wiselord78 10 years ago

So you are basically batman

Silas Harris 13 years ago

Everyone knows it's Batman, pointing it out doesn't make you look any smarter.

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago

what if it was another version of tony stark?

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago

No thank you!

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago

Nanananananananana BATMAN!

nerdneh132 9 years ago

Heck no, i love my dad.

KIngtut1344 9 years ago

"I'm Batman"

Aer0n 9 years ago

So I become Batman, The Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Cyborg or any other super hero

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago

I'm getting too old for this shit.

AssHar 10 years ago

Batman and no.

Knucklesfan 10 years ago

Eh eh... I'm Batman.

Gilo 10 years ago

My first gadget will be the anti-Shark spray

Gip99 11 years ago

just like most superheros all have dead parents more reason to fight crime i don't want to be a superhero though

Kylie Moore 13 years ago

o-o am to lozy to be a superhero

Fusion_G0st 6 years ago

Every normal person is too lazy to be a superhero

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Curtis Plante 13 years ago

I shall become Batman

Nightmare_Shadow 10 years ago

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Hunter Shults 13 years ago

mother is already dead so

superawesome 10 years ago

same here

Epic_nugget 8 months ago

I am batman

SEVVYSAVAGE 10 years ago

batman?

Carrie Lovell 13 years ago

So pretty much Iron Man?

Mr Medical 11 years ago

Fuck being a superhero. I will use my money to buy guns, drugs, women and beer.

Pip6625 11 years ago

Or you know... something nice. Like a puppy. Just saying.

AlexWilmot 9 years ago

I feel like I"ve heard this before... probably nothing.

Kalicrimson 11 years ago

How to be batman confirmed.

Oldiron_79 9 years ago

They are already dead

kade_playz 11 years ago

BATMAN

Psycogamer666 10 years ago

I think I would call myself BatMan

wampiregui 11 years ago

IM BATMAN

XxCrystalphoenixX 3 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]