Will You Press The Button?

Im_just_oreo 8 years ago

Whats batman’s favorite fruit? Bannanananananananananananana

Cady_cookie 10 years ago

I don't want to have the stress of a super hero anyway.

MarvelFREAK101 4 years ago

Same. Also nononononono

Zacattac 10 years ago

i will be like a daytime batman (i like my sleep and no villain is going to take that away from me)

Michael Baton 13 years ago

nananananananananananana batman. that just happened

Gees 8 years ago

Jeffguy hows that a loophole

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Pip6625 11 years ago

I buy a machine to bring them back to life. Or a memory erazor.

Migdin1 10 years ago

THAT TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST YET!!!! IM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MrJoeyF 10 years ago

So cool, Im Batman. But WHERES RACHEL

tsundereking 10 years ago

You guys are so mean i love my parents

Senpie 11 years ago

IM FUCKING BATMAN BITCHES

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE SWEARING!

Akroma 10 years ago

So you become Batman.

tHEgLiTcHgOD 10 years ago

batman in a nut shell. nanananananananannanananann BATMAN!!!!!! #sorrynotsorry

KittenKate15 10 years ago

Haha bat man anyone?

Wiselord78 10 years ago

So you are basically batman

Silas Harris 13 years ago

Everyone knows it's Batman, pointing it out doesn't make you look any smarter.

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago

what if it was another version of tony stark?

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago

No thank you!

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago

Nanananananananana BATMAN!

nerdneh132 9 years ago

Heck no, i love my dad.

KIngtut1344 9 years ago

"I'm Batman"

Aer0n 9 years ago

So I become Batman, The Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Cyborg or any other super hero

TheMightyTOG 10 years ago

I'm getting too old for this shit.

AssHar 10 years ago

Batman and no.

Knucklesfan 10 years ago

Eh eh... I'm Batman.

Gilo 10 years ago

My first gadget will be the anti-Shark spray

Gip99 11 years ago

just like most superheros all have dead parents more reason to fight crime i don't want to be a superhero though

Kylie Moore 13 years ago

o-o am to lozy to be a superhero

Fusion_G0st 6 years ago

Every normal person is too lazy to be a superhero

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Curtis Plante 13 years ago

I shall become Batman

Nightmare_Shadow 10 years ago

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Hunter Shults 13 years ago

mother is already dead so

superawesome 10 years ago

same here

AromanticNotAromatic 9 years ago

What if I don't want to fight crime?

dakon05 11 years ago

that is batman

kaycee2478 12 years ago

My dad is dead and I can just close my eyes. Just cuz it's in front of you doesn't mean you have to look..

Your-average-retard 7 years ago

Arent you killing your parents against their will? If you dont become a superhero they dont die but if you do they die? Idk

plazmafighter 11 years ago

sorry ma

Mammot 3 years ago

erm, batman much?

I Hate Creating Usernames 10 years ago

I don't even like my parents so......

Josh GoHawks Rusk 13 years ago

I forgot how bad batman really had it...

ShyRasan123 9 years ago

Just buy a re-life potion for your parents.

Donuts 11 years ago

Batmaaaaaaan is not my LYF. No way. Never. #istandwithparents

Sipi23sapa 11 years ago

YES I GET TO BECOME BAT MAN

B.C. 11 years ago

NERNERNERNERNERNERNERNERNERNERNERNERNERNERN BERTMERN!1!!!!

djcool232 10 years ago

My parents mean so much to me :( waaaaa

laforehead 11 years ago

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