33858 (36%) 59811 (64%)
33858 (36%) people have pressed this button, while 59811 (64%) did not.
You become a superhero with enough money to afford all the gadgets you need to fight crime
but
Your parents are brutally murdered in front of you
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Im_just_oreo7 years ago
Whats batman’s favorite fruit? Bannanananananananananananana

Cady_cookie8 years ago
I don't want to have the stress of a super hero anyway.

MarvelFREAK1012 years ago
Same. Also nononononono

Zacattac9 years ago
i will be like a daytime batman (i like my sleep and no villain is going to take that away from me)

Michael Baton12 years ago
nananananananananananana batman. that just happened

Gees7 years ago
Jeffguy hows that a loophole
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Pip66259 years ago
I buy a machine to bring them back to life. Or a memory erazor.

Migdin18 years ago
THAT TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST YET!!!! IM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MrJoeyF8 years ago
So cool, Im Batman. But WHERES RACHEL

tsundereking9 years ago
You guys are so mean i love my parents

Senpie9 years ago
IM FUCKING BATMAN BITCHES

SCIENCERULES7 years ago
WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE SWEARING!

Akroma8 years ago
So you become Batman.

tHEgLiTcHgOD8 years ago
batman in a nut shell. nanananananananannanananann BATMAN!!!!!! #sorrynotsorry

KittenKate159 years ago
Haha bat man anyone?

Wiselord789 years ago
So you are basically batman

SCIENCERULES7 years ago
No thank you!

SCIENCERULES7 years ago
Nanananananananana BATMAN!

nerdneh1328 years ago
Heck no, i love my dad.

KIngtut13448 years ago
"I'm Batman"

Aer0n8 years ago
So I become Batman, The Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Cyborg or any other super hero

Silas Harris12 years ago
Everyone knows it's Batman, pointing it out doesn't make you look any smarter.

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
what if it was another version of tony stark?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
I'm getting too old for this shit.

AssHar8 years ago
Batman and no.

Knucklesfan8 years ago
Eh eh... I'm Batman.

Gilo8 years ago
My first gadget will be the anti-Shark spray

Gip9910 years ago
just like most superheros all have dead parents more reason to fight crime i don't want to be a superhero though

Kylie Moore12 years ago
o-o am to lozy to be a superhero

Fusion_G0st4 years ago
Every normal person is too lazy to be a superhero
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Curtis Plante12 years ago
I shall become Batman

Nightmare_Shadow8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

Hunter Shults12 years ago
mother is already dead so

superawesome9 years ago
same here

Coolguy101ofawe9 years ago
EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S BATMAN, OKAY!?!?!

Aaron Stephens12 years ago
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!

Faguckin7 years ago
In batman

LEMONSNIPER12309 years ago
Basically I become batman

JAISEN10 years ago
i will not who and y wherd kill someone or something

Endbro7 years ago
So basically I'm bat man

Scottieboy20209 years ago
I don't like batman enough to say yes to this...

uncleltr8 years ago
42% of people don't care for their parents? Unless they"re abusive, that"s just sad.

Migdin18 years ago
But... its...BATMAM

supermutant9910 years ago
batman

Beacher503 years ago
My parents are already dead

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago
don't you hate kids who make buttons like this one?

Ambethia169 years ago
Where's the downside? Jk.....maybe. Mwahahahaha. Jk.

SCIENCERULES7 years ago
Who the f**k is JK?

Kassmass10 years ago
Sooooo batman then

Fishcat2354 years ago
BaT dUDe

theDoctor05109 years ago
So..... I become batman?

Lucas Monteiro12 years ago
Now I AM BATMAN

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

TheTrueBoi6 years ago
I don't like my parents

Unitacos9 years ago
So...I'm pulling a Bruce Wayne Batman story here? I see how you're rolling

MisseCummins8 years ago
/\ These two will brutally fuck another till neither of them can walk straight \/

ReDwErD9 years ago
fucking batman

PtdShiny11 years ago
Batman. This is just batman.

Nstar6710 years ago
I AM BAAAAAAAAATMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Notlocklast year
IM BATMAN 🦇 I LIVE IN THE SHADOWS JUSTICE... FOR GOTHAM! ARE THEY GOING THO THE BATCAVE BATMAN NEEDS HIS SUPPLIES FOR GOTHAM SLIDE INTO BATTLE FOR GOTTHHHAAAMMM
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