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34943 (36%) people have pressed this button, while 62403 (64%) did not.
You can have have the Ability to live forever and heal instantaneously
but
You become alone and depressed.
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SolarFlare8726864 years ago
Does anybody want to live forever? And not live with God in Heaven.

ThePaulDude4 years ago
God shmod, the only reason I"d want immortality is to one say watch AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL THE ONE PIECE EPISODES IN ENGLISH DUB & eventually buy them all on dvd.
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CLONER4 years ago
Heal your depression

Mperr19 years ago
This basically would have happened anyways. Immortality is a curse!

Vrazt_last year
Exactly what you going to do when the world ends
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AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago
You didn't even have to mention the depression part.

xXSilver_CatXx8 years ago
I'm already alone because I was left here when the rest of my family went on a holiday and they never came back

1Heidi_Batterbury17 years ago
So a little like deadpool eh

mebruh9 years ago
That changes nothing other than I am immortal So Win-win

Otaku Alex12 years ago
What if I'm already alone and am prone to depression? Huh? Yeah, that's right. 100% gain.

ThePaulDude4 years ago
I feel for you but its still grim as fuck dude.
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Dontpressfoxytofar7 years ago
it does not say how long! SOOOOO I'm alone for 5 minutes! Haha!

Not Here9 years ago
I'm already alone and depressed.

herccleary9 years ago
me too bby.

James Linstrom12 years ago
but... i dont get depressed. the only thing that makes me sad is the thought of me dying. happy irony!

rileysunshine129 years ago
The thing that makes me sad is the thought of not dying. I wouldn't be able to see my family
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Halle Barton12 years ago
sounds like Doctor Who

thatswhatithoughtm89 years ago
Why,Just Why,So,if i poop,somebody will say: "sounds like the doctor" JUST...WhatTheFuck not everything is the doctor...Geez.
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Butface8 years ago
Nick luks

ManNigga4 years ago
it doesn’t say you can’t get friends or get unlonely

4chan4life9 years ago
*moves to abandoned castle to become a wizard*

CrazyQueen237 years ago
I'm alone and depressed as of now but unless something bad happens then I have at least 80 years left to make friends and happiness.

Wholock101010 years ago
Where is she? This girl you were talking about? - She is safe. She is safe and well. - What was her name? Rose. Rose Tyler. My fantastic Rose.

Hybridization4 years ago
Doesn't say how long, is depressed for .00000000001 seconds

heywhatzzuphelu9 years ago
It means I'm forever alone noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

JapanOtaku18 years ago
I already an alone and depressed so whatever!

Charlotte Smith12 years ago
Is this wolverine...?

Wireless_Phantom9 years ago
isnt that a given? anyway for the greater good!

Mea8 years ago
Have have???

Alecstrash237 years ago
Halfway there

123fgff9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

somepersonorsomethingidk3 years ago
half of this i have, half i don't want

mynamesjeff9 years ago
i like being lonly other poeple are annoying

Damian93037 years ago
The "but" is already my life so it doesn't even matter

Katelynn10 years ago
Um jo I would not do this

RachelE088 years ago
I can have have? What?

EleanorForster8 years ago
you would become alone and depressed eventually anyway and it does not say instantly you become lonely so it does not matter and also it does not say anything about you not being able to heal other people so you would be able to fix being alone loop hole

shiny eevee11 years ago
I have now become eridan

loafmeh9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

XxEpicFoxyxX9 years ago
lol, just buy 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dogs and you'll be fine!

sixside9 years ago
Nothing changes except the healing and live for ever

Sho995 years ago
I can't possibly sink any lower

jessicatmeow9 years ago
Its a win-win! Im ALREADY alone and depressed!

PrincessRoxy2178 years ago
i"m always alone and depressed so...

Loafer_Graham49777 years ago
I would heal my depression.

Memnoch9 years ago
Would change nothing, fuck yes!

boykisser2 months ago
womp womp I can kill people

cartoonkid9 years ago
I love music but want my future child to have the chance to hear.

Shaunethomas8 years ago
I'm already alone

Djskully3 years ago
I am already alone

Fernwehweh9 years ago
I'm already alone and depressed.

AnFbiAgent7 years ago
So instant healing everyone???

sigma leader10 years ago
i'm already immortal thx to a previous button

Du4 years ago
Yeah! oh ok to old (stabs self with knife in head)

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago
You have have the Ability to live forever, so what happens when you disable it?

Whocares3518 years ago
Half way there
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