Will You Press The Button?

SolarFlare872686 6 years ago

Does anybody want to live forever? And not live with God in Heaven.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

God shmod, the only reason I"d want immortality is to one say watch AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL THE ONE PIECE EPISODES IN ENGLISH DUB & eventually buy them all on dvd.

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CLONER 6 years ago

Heal your depression

Mperr1 10 years ago

This basically would have happened anyways. Immortality is a curse!

Vrazt_ 3 years ago

Exactly what you going to do when the world ends

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AdmiralTrainstorm 8 years ago

You didn't even have to mention the depression part.

xXSilver_CatXx 10 years ago

I'm already alone because I was left here when the rest of my family went on a holiday and they never came back

1Heidi_Batterbury1 8 years ago

So a little like deadpool eh

mebruh 11 years ago

That changes nothing other than I am immortal So Win-win

Otaku Alex 13 years ago

What if I'm already alone and am prone to depression? Huh? Yeah, that's right. 100% gain.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

I feel for you but its still grim as fuck dude.

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Dontpressfoxytofar 9 years ago

it does not say how long! SOOOOO I'm alone for 5 minutes! Haha!

Not Here 11 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed.

herccleary 10 years ago

me too bby.

James Linstrom 13 years ago

but... i dont get depressed. the only thing that makes me sad is the thought of me dying. happy irony!

rileysunshine12 10 years ago

The thing that makes me sad is the thought of not dying. I wouldn't be able to see my family

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Halle Barton 13 years ago

sounds like Doctor Who

thatswhatithoughtm8 10 years ago

Why,Just Why,So,if i poop,somebody will say: "sounds like the doctor" JUST...WhatTheFuck not everything is the doctor...Geez.

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herccleary 10 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed, why would i want to live any longer than i will already.

QueenOfThrDragons 7 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed so this is just mean I'm gaining

Megafoxwolf 11 years ago

I basically lived my entire childhood alone and depressed. No downside.

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

How long? Ill be alone and depressed for a millisecond!!!

Miks Paredes 13 years ago

i already am sad and depressed, so it's fine

Flufflepuff 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Hellofromhell 10 years ago

So I stay the same? Almost beside living forever

HaxoTF 2 years ago

Why to live when there's no reason to live

fishgiver 11 years ago

am alone and i cry in the bathroom everynight so there is no downside to this

Butface 10 years ago

Nick luks

ManNigga 6 years ago

it doesn’t say you can’t get friends or get unlonely

4chan4life 11 years ago

*moves to abandoned castle to become a wizard*

CrazyQueen23 9 years ago

I'm alone and depressed as of now but unless something bad happens then I have at least 80 years left to make friends and happiness.

Wholock1010 11 years ago

Where is she? This girl you were talking about? - She is safe. She is safe and well. - What was her name? Rose. Rose Tyler. My fantastic Rose.

Hybridization 6 years ago

Doesn't say how long, is depressed for .00000000001 seconds

heywhatzzuphelu 11 years ago

It means I'm forever alone noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

JapanOtaku1 9 years ago

I already an alone and depressed so whatever!

Charlotte Smith 13 years ago

Is this wolverine...?

Wireless_Phantom 10 years ago

isnt that a given? anyway for the greater good!

Mea 9 years ago

Have have???

Alecstrash23 8 years ago

Halfway there

123fgff 11 years ago

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somepersonorsomethingidk 4 years ago

half of this i have, half i don't want

mynamesjeff 11 years ago

i like being lonly other poeple are annoying

Damian9303 8 years ago

The "but" is already my life so it doesn't even matter

Katelynn 11 years ago

Um jo I would not do this

RachelE08 10 years ago

I can have have? What?

EleanorForster 9 years ago

you would become alone and depressed eventually anyway and it does not say instantly you become lonely so it does not matter and also it does not say anything about you not being able to heal other people so you would be able to fix being alone loop hole

shiny eevee 12 years ago

I have now become eridan

loafmeh 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]