Your body gains the ability to automatically control you towards actions that positively affect your future.
but
You can't turn it off, and your body may decide on its own to perform actions directly destructive to those around you, including friends and loved ones.
I will not

Luciagurl 10 years ago
If it positively affects your future the why would it kill my friends and loved ones

Biggman82 3 years ago
Exactly
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Flowey the Flower 11 years ago
ahahaha

TheBottOfFurtune 8 years ago
no u
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ShadowMarco 9 years ago
WOHO! I"LL HAVE ULTRA INSTINT!

AnthonyTellez 8 years ago
What if it doesn’t go your way (I see what you did there btw)

KenJen6420 9 years ago
Now this is a good question

Loopiloop 10 years ago
It would probably force me to do sports OMG horrible

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago
Real, I hate sports

Johnathan Lowell Bullis 13 years ago
seeing that I am my body, i can already do this.

unknownred 9 years ago
But you don't know what choices will positively affect your future until you choose
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Pokefan123 9 years ago
Your body can control me!? Your body is a horrible person! (See what I did there?)

Desyree Lawanto 13 years ago
And how is the future going to be positive like this?

Luiz Henrique Bollis 13 years ago
ohhhhh yeah

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago
hmm, so I become a less destructive galactus

Evil Paragon 10 years ago
I know I make bad choices, but I prefer happiness to success.

NotAVeemo 5 years ago
Reminds me of Bear-o from Inside Job

Joseph033 11 years ago
So basically me, now?

Alkeniw 11 years ago
Fuck those around me xD

SetoNara 9 years ago
Hurting loved ones and friends isn't positive for your future

Choi129 9 years ago
My Body is Cute and Sexy! You Know that!

Jamoflauge 11 years ago
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The21zonz 6 months ago
Hm. This seems… vaguely familiar. Where have I heard this one before?

LoverofPhantom 8 years ago
I already can't control my body because of medical stuff, I don't need to lose any more control.

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
so its a first person movie of my life if it was perfectly positive for me?

Spiderp 9 years ago
my body doesn't know jack shit. How the hell could it decide something?

TNTiki 11 years ago
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coolkvoor 10 years ago
Oh IF this eeally happens it will be instant die

Cjr 11 years ago
People who are anoying already have the power to kill you!!!!!!!!

Warwilliam1 9 years ago
No thanks I like my shitty life

Choi129 9 years ago
Yes! Because I Can't turn it off! *bass drop intensifies*

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

Intro.vin 2 months ago
That's apart of personal growth

xXTkillXx 6 years ago
Ah yes a contract with the witch of greed

Hunter409 11 years ago
sure, i love the destruction of everything,and sees that im gonna be alone this would be fun

Panifex 9 years ago
Considering my future would most likely be positively affected by maintaining and building good relationships, there really isn't a downside

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago
So, you'll be controlled like a marionette?

Saviorsheart 10 years ago
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Gl1tch3dL1m3 3 years ago
Well, if it takes positive actions, it can't kill my friends

LoopholeHacker 10 years ago
If it's destructive to those around you, it doesn't positively affect your future.

DragoonBlaize 11 years ago
So... You're a Dullahan ?

TheNobleGamer 11 years ago
Well, if it's positive, I don't think anything bad will happen to my family.

SonicchronicleX 9 years ago
i am my own body so how does this work? your brain controls your body and if your body somehow doesn't want to do what your brain does AKA you YOU WOULD INSTANTLY DIE so that means there is no downside if you click the button or not

unknownred 9 years ago
It doesn't say your body is disconnected from your brain just that it wouldn't do what your brain said and there are real people with similar problems, although they do not completely loose control of their bodies they might​ try to lift their left leg but instead they lift their left pinky finger

Latooflo 10 years ago
So my brain is my body too.

Naxer 11 years ago
Isn't that a paradox?

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
If killing loved ones positively affects my future, then let"s do it!

Addison7123 11 years ago
WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE PRESS THAT DUDE

MurrDurr 10 years ago
Killing My loved once is Positive? Okayy

rocketlawnchair 12 years ago
So the movie "Click?"

Done 2 years ago
這表示我可以邊睡覺邊運動

Mr.X543 10 years ago
Nope

Rofl47 8 years ago
The implication that it is possible that destructive actions lead to positive consequences is interesting. That being said, it does not mean it will happen. TL:DR, My friends and family and love ones will be fine.

BottonPusher 11 years ago
i just cant understand! ButtonPusher ran away... (UNDERTALE REFRENCE)

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
ive noticed

Pyxees 11 years ago
sounds like a plot to a video game tbh

PikachuNinja890 10 years ago
I,m not killing my family after them caring for me -_-
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