Death moves in with you permanently as your roommate. He removes you from his list so you become immportal. You can ask death to kill anyone.
but
He plays Justin Bieber's music all night and randomly sings it out loud without warning.
I will not

minimegaman090 2 years ago
i don't want to be immortal, and when everyone's dead and death is still singing justin bieber songs i will be suffering

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago
I am going to become... Importal :|

Hammerhands814 9 years ago
Not improtal, immportal
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Lostfeather237 10 years ago
BUT I DON'T WANNA BE IMMPORTAL! I LIKE PORTAL!

bookworm1985 11 years ago
I am fine with Justin's music, I just don't like him.

M4thDJ 9 years ago
Why do I laugh of the idea that Death would randomly scream out JB lyrics while he"s asleep? xD I"d record it and become YouTube famous!

RoyalTenderiser 11 years ago
YAY! i become immportal!!!!

Cassandra Daniels 13 years ago
I could deal with it. Maybe kill Bieber. Yeah. Would do it. No new shit from him.

Hyltran 5 years ago
The music still exists even if you kill him :/
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Sakura553 9 years ago
I don't mind the Bieber songs just don't do it right next to me, go do it in another room or twenty feet away

DiepNguyen 10 years ago
That would be so lit! Imagine this: I burst through the door of our apartment sobbing. My roommate, Death, has a suit on and looks about ready to leave for work. He"s at the kitchen island texting when I burst into the apartment just now. He immediatel... [Show full comment]

IWannaBeTheGuy last year
basically you wrote a fanfiction about you explaining a fanfiction to death?
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Hawkeye4ever 9 years ago
Heck why not.... I have a whole list of people... ๐Ÿ˜ˆ They will all DIE! Mwha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Sorry for the inconvenience but we are experiencing evil difficulties. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Dis_My_Username 9 years ago
I could deal with it. Just because I want Death as a roommate because I'm edgy. I don't even want to kill anyone. I just want Death as a roommate.

shinchaf1 6 years ago
IDC about justin bieber. how does his music sound like anyway?

AndrewTpac 9 years ago
Wear headphones and listen to your favorite music. Problem solved. And his recent music isn't even that bad.

LachlanParker 10 years ago
If you get tired of life, just ask Death to end your life. You only die when you want to. Works for me.

Artnight 10 years ago
I don't want to be immportal. I really enjoy teleporting.

Cory Morris 13 years ago
noise cancelling headphones, problem solved.

victorlucas95 5 years ago
you cant sleep with them
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ttddoogg 10 years ago
immportal? lol. l love spelling errors lol

Paulo Tellez 13 years ago
Can I ask Death to kill himself?

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
But if he did that Bieber will be immortal, DO YOU WANT BIEBER TO HAVE IMMORTALITY? I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT!
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Electrohuman 9 years ago
Itโ€™s not THAT bad...

MisterMustachio 9 years ago
Justin Beiber is a dick. Most of his music is pretty good, though.

frogflower221 9 years ago
Death is a pretty chill dude.

Panifex 9 years ago
Immortality far outweighs Justin Bieber

DasJoosh 9 years ago
Hell yeah, I become immportal! Wait, what the fuck is "immportal?"

Scaramoosh 9 years ago
I don't like Justin bieber but this is a bloody good deal.

Bantersaurus 9 years ago
Upside?

BABBYBOBABS 9 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

ChaosHuntsman 10 years ago
I"d enjoy it, minus the Beiber.

connermckay 10 years ago
I would not deal with Bieber to become immportal.

TeamAwesomeness 10 years ago
Immportal is not a word.

MouseGirl 5 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502319

Connor Rombough 13 years ago
Just go to a bar for the night and check into a hotel

DiepNguyen 9 years ago
connormckay, Oh okay thanks!
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Bertrand Lecerf 13 years ago
66% people have pressed it ?! Seriously ?!

spook dogg 11 years ago
if i can have all this power while having to listen to justin bieber its worth it
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PeterPanNeverFails 11 years ago
Even thogh I hate bieber I fine with it

MastermindOfTrouble 7 years ago
If I could control time I would go back to before Justin Bieber is even born and kill him then. Then I wouldn't have to deal with him.

SparkzComics 10 years ago
Ill just blast MY music constantly and tell him to kill off JB

jakira77 12 years ago
Worth it!!!!! , ps i would ask him to kill justine bieber

TheBulletMoBot 9 years ago
What does importal mean

I Pitty da FOOL 11 years ago
Called Earplugs

LastMercy 8 years ago
I love this one because your โ€œimmportalโ€ lol but you can always ask death to kill you when you want to and all you have to do about the songs is either A. cut out your ears or B. Use noise canceling ear plugs or headphones

gahmora 10 years ago
Theres a book with the same theme . I think the death is a nice guy

~War~ 12 years ago
Not sure if they mean Death from Soul Eater, or another death. ^^"

Slurmp_ 9 years ago
Who wouldnt have a god move in with you

bookworm46 11 years ago
I like JB's music... Only problem I don't want to be immortal.

SkyIsNotBlue last year
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Highschool123 10 years ago
i accept the challenge

silverwolfistoon 11 years ago
(WAKE ME UP ) wake me up inside (CANT WAKE UP)

Jdog7900 9 years ago
Creepy as hell.

Marizo 11 years ago
What's the downside?

MouseGirl 5 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/513017

Blastez 10 years ago
Earplugs for night

Gldgood 11 years ago
Wear ear buds Loop hole
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