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You can drive as fast as you want and for as long as you want.
but
After you have to drive double the distance as slow as a snail.
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Maharidlast year
I don't like to drive. No, i don't like to travel at all.

The All Knowing Meme Of Horus9 years ago
Snails could be really fast, like Turbo!

-The-Ultimate-Fangirl-7 years ago
Yaaassss
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iinocinocin8 years ago
Bring a snail with you so it goes as fast as you were going anyway

ShroudedEclipse4 years ago
You"re a genius.

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
I'm only 14 so I can't drive

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
Also car accidents...

xtremechickenfarmer9 years ago
Just keep driving

Siew Kar Zhun12 years ago
It contradicts itself.

NoButtonOk3 years ago
it is a paradox
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HaydenRollyson8 years ago
I dont like driving fast sooo, no

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing8 years ago
................ How about I drive as fast as I want until I get to my destination and then I get my sister to drive that distance to work or whatever really slowly.... Nyeheheheheh...

IamAlwaysRight8 years ago
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/420385

Gaston Dotta12 years ago
"for as long as you want" the "after" could be when i die in a car crash sooo...

Mr_Dr_Loophole8 years ago
then for every night on the town get someone else to drive you home.

densch9 years ago
Well I just never "want" it to end! :-D

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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Help90559 years ago
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Morganisanooblast month
"as long as you want". there will be no after. i dont see the downside

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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Quan1um8 years ago
The downside will never occur. Road Trip!

Mini20102089 years ago
well you can just drive and break the laws, and never drive slow as a snail. well if your nice enough put jetpacks behind the car then wooosh your back at normal speed now

I'mNotGoodWithUsernames8 years ago
I don't know how to drive. So....

conor66011 years ago
Car is named snail

Willyoupressthebutton0network4 years ago
Sorry, this button is closed for too many internet trolls

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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TeamAwesomeness7 years ago
paradox

Tw20040828!9 years ago
what if the speed was infinity

Ganbatte32429 years ago
So if I drive at negative 200 kilometers ph will I have to drive negative 400 kilometers every hour I keep driving??

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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Hazardar9 years ago
Name the car snail... #loophole

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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Zzahsh5 years ago
I just drive until I die

Dankiplier8 years ago
Oh god. Going one mile us a year sentence.

TemmieLearnsGaming9 years ago
The fuck

JohnPariah10 years ago
speed up the snail part, or never stop driving

IamNOTgayNOTATALL3 years ago
This is like "You get 1 million dollars for free but after 5 minutes you have to pay 1 billion dollars"

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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Cowbusta1297 years ago
CANT DRIVE BAM

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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RnEd9 years ago
I dont have car or motor bike thing

Noahdudes8 years ago
Snails ain't slow.

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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Phantom Presses Buttons8 years ago
Where is the 2 you succ shit

killswitch79 years ago
shit!! A jaguar w/ a speed.of a snail no wayy

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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David Lavell Baker12 years ago
We drive as fast as we want anywayz

Issimane774 years ago
I haven't even learned to drive yet lol

ILovePancakes9 years ago
I would never drive a car.

SebastianVettel8 years ago
la traffic bitch

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trapbuilder29 years ago
it can take a snail a day to cross a house. Why would I ever want to drive again?

Mini20102089 years ago
put jetpacs with turbo enjins. then operate them so fast they go at the speed of 800 miled per hour. then you take off. then you cruise. then you land on Beijing Capital International Airport. then you get your luggage. then you take your car out of the port area and start driving again

NoButtonOk3 years ago
Paradox alert

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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themindreader7 years ago
It"s because their 🐚 if it wasn't for them theyed be fast as hell
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