Will You Press The Button?

You can speak any language fluently

but

You have to maintain a vegan lifestyle

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Maharid4 months ago

I'm canrian, i eat meet for choice, cause i like it.

Maharidlast year

This is a carrot, look where i put it in you.

Awesome Falcon 15!9 years ago

ILL NEVER GIVE UP BACON YOU FRICKS

Dr_Crowlast year

W @Awesome Falcon 15!. Anyone who would give up bacon has the pestilance.

David Lavell Baker12 years ago

I'd be asking for a medic in 40 languages as I die of malnutrition

Astral_Gaming03143 years ago

yes probably accurate

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EmmaBuck7 years ago

So where’s the downside for those who ARE vegan?

Piotr Grochowski8 years ago

I don't want to know foreign languages

Coolperson1218 years ago

I'm a vegan anyway

A5una9 years ago

It doesn't say how long you have to maintain being a vegan, *becomes a vegan for 1 Min*

HaydenRollyson8 years ago

I wouldnt be vegan for 1 second

Yolo4209 years ago

BbbAaaaaCcccccOoooooNnnnnnnn

Damaramegido10 years ago

I am vegan u.u

Profitman7 years ago

So, more college/job possibilities and an extra healthy lifestyle? I can do that!

Yatanay8 years ago

"I am fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication.

MajorMomHappy8 years ago

Hi C3PO.

DANNYMAN8088 years ago

they never said how long so how about one minute

Morningstar21438 years ago

Lifestyle means forever...

Michelle Lepera12 years ago

Um, no, heck no. Bacon and I are unseperable

Astral_Gaming03143 years ago

Comment bacon in the chat if you can't give it up

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DecZO9 years ago

i dont care about speaking anything other than english

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago

no, just no.

loopholelife9 years ago

52% of people have never tasted bacon

Sabrina Orsman12 years ago

Any language and vegan superpowers? I see no downside.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Being vegan IS THE DOWNSIDE!

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Cullen Lambert12 years ago

Though I love my meats and cheeses, I would become instantly more awesome and gain many job opportunities.

Jess Hallowell12 years ago

I wanna be a vegetarian anyways so okai

Caraibado9 years ago

Vegans are people that dont eat NOTHING that came from animals. Like milk, eggs, cheese and other things

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Ellamae Zebracorn Law12 years ago

hahahahahahahaha no.

Dolan Duk12 years ago

Already a vegan

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Your a failure of a person.

Bianca Mobius Di Angelo12 years ago

Anything to get out of spanish

Dayna Marie Kenyon12 years ago

I'm already a Vegetarian so whatever

Hoi! Im Tem!9 years ago

Vegan also means no milk/cheese/ehgs/etc.

Eliasson Koffe12 years ago

So hard choice... but I'd do it

Caydyn Hodgson12 years ago

i so want to have superpowers as well

Rem-chan9 years ago

So.... Say "HELP! I gonna die!" in all lenguages

croock2 years ago

HA Indians be like: EASYYYYY

UltraSnivy149 years ago

I'd have to give up Bacon just to make Spanish Easy. NO WAY!!!!

JovanPopovic8 years ago

I like fruit anyway

GridDori10 years ago

I'm pretty over weight, and I want to speak other languages anyway, Why wouldn't I?

greaterfiend6 years ago

Japan here I come, I dont care that I have to eat onigiri.

ilovezxc10 years ago

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Mama-Noot-Noot8 years ago

AWWWW HELL NAW!!! I NEEDS MAH BACON!!!!!!!

Martin Morris11 years ago

and loose bacon?!?!?!? no way!!

DerpyKitten8 years ago

I can't leave chocolate, I have a bond with it

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Same here

Jacob Wright12 years ago

I like cheese too much.

ikfrhlast month

该死，这是哪个素食主义者搞得题目

httpshield9 years ago

they say that like being vegan is a bad thing but????

acefirstbase7 years ago

you monster!

Hugrf10 years ago

Most of my diet is made up of meat and stuff like that, so no. I don't absolutely HAVE to know all languages... owo

Jkam1479 years ago

ill be a vegan for a while to pass french class

Some-Random-Sniper-Main8 years ago

Yuck, I pressed the button on accedent

Floofula7 years ago

Sure, but yuck probably works too xD

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BlueDogXL10 years ago

Milk is my bae ;_;

FatSumo119 years ago

Ask someone to forcefully feed you good food

Jack Fleming12 years ago

HELL no, Bacon is just too damn good

Mai-chan8 years ago

I love meat too much.

Galaxova11 years ago

Worth it, honestly

jam hammer9 years ago

eeh i like broccoli

Sigmaspider5 years ago

Worth

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